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Fan Interaction; Revive Seg
Topic Started: Apr 19 2018, 12:32 AM (110 Views)
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#ooc: Was wondering what happened to my seg because I thought I sent it, but then realized I probably forgot to put a title for the message and in my haste, didn't realize it didnt go thru lol soooo...here it is.

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Recorded Earlier…

The Knoxotron flashes to life after the words “recorded earlier” appear. The crowd in attendance see the streets of downtown Chicago. It's the morning hours and not much traffic is around considering it is Sunday morning. However, a large crowd of HKW fans are lined up in front of a large office building. The camera moves down the rows of people to come up to a large banquet table set up on the sidewalk.

Celeste stands behind the table with her boyfriend CJ Cross next to her. Before them on the table is a spread of various ingredients: Peppers, onions, mushrooms, pepperoni, sausage. A few pizza pans with dough already rolled onto them rest on either side of the ingredients. In CJ’s hands is a bowl of red sauce and a whisk that he uses to gently stir the sauce. A floppy chef hat adorns his head as he looks into the camera with a half-smirk.

Celeste herself has a chef coat on and her long hair is tied back into a tight bun. She starts speaking as the camera comes to a stop in front of her. The fans behind them quiet down a bit.



✠ CELESTE: What's up Chicago?!

This gets a loud, brief cheer from the present crowd both inside the arena and on the Knoxotron.


✠ CELESTE: I'm Celeste and I'm here for Hardknox Wrestling’s pay per view event REVIVE! And what better place to hold such an event than the windy city? Not only is this place known for its sports teams and Navy Pier, but one food item in particular that...if you follow me on Twitter this should come as no surprise to you...I am VERY fond of. Let me hear you say it!

Celeste yells and turns back to the crowd behind her. They all shout the answer:

“PIZZA”

✠ CELESTE: You bet your Sears Tower it's pizza. So I automatically love this town. And I thought to myself, what better way to celebrate not only my first big Cell match but recently becoming a champion by making some pizza! I have everything you need on this table here. And next to me is my assistant…

✠ CJ CROSS: And also her boyfriend.

CJ adds as he leans toward the camera.

✠ CELESTE: Anyways, let's get started shall we? One of the most important parts of the pizza is the crust. Some like it thick, some like it thin, some like it stuffed with cheese. I happen to like it all three ways. But for today's demonstration, we are sticking with regular hand tossed. It was mega-fun to toss some dough too. Just like this.

Celeste peels the circle of dough from one of the pans next to her. She balances it on her hands and then flings it into the air with a twirl. Then she does it again after catching the dough, tossing it even higher. That is when she loses control and the dough goes splat on the ground. Celeste chuckles nervously as she looks back at the camera.

✠ CELESTE: There's a lesson to be learned here.

✠ CJ CROSS: That you need to work on your hand and eye coordination?

Celeste gives her assistant a hard glare.

✠ CELESTE: No...well sort of. What I was about to say before rudely being interrupted, is that like when tossing dough, you need to know where your opponents are in a such a big Cell match like the one I'm walking into tonight. Coordination is really important. I have five other guys all running around to keep track of. If I miss calculate a move off the ropes or the Cell wall, I'll do what this dough just did and go SPLAT. And of course you, nor the fans behind me would want that. Right?!

✠ CJ CROSS: Of course not sweetheart.

✠ CELESTE: Awe thank you. But be professional, dear.

Celeste gives him a pat on the shoulder. CJ rolls his eyes as she turns back to the ingredients on the table. Grabbing another pan with dough on it, she sets it in front of her and addresses the camera again.

✠ CELESTE: And just like any great wrestling match, once you have the base...or the dough so to speak, you need something to hold everything together. The glue that makes the match and the pizza stick together. For this huge Cell match, that would be the Cell itself. We are all trapped inside, forced to fight with no rules. All jostling for position on the slice of greatness that is HKW! Know what I mean?

She asks the camera directly. CJ can be seen behind her shaking his head ‘no’

✠ CELESTE: SO we add my favorite part! The cheese! Add the cheese CJ!

CJ places the bowl of red sauce down to pick up another bowl filled with shredded mozzarella. He sprinkles it liberally around the dough as Celeste instructs him.

✠ CELESTE: Not too much just yet. We now have to add the sauce. Another important part of the pizza. Everybody loves the sauce. Especially one of our co-workers...though I don't think she is talking about pizza sauce. Anyway, straying away from gimmick infringement, we add the sauce onto the dough and spread it around.

CJ ladles some sauce onto the pizza and spreads it around.

✠ CELESTE: The sauce has spices in it and adds a zing to your pizza! And heck, gimmick infringement be darned, I consider myself the ‘sauce’ of this match! I add the zing, the zest, that tangy zip! With my high flying moves I'm sure to draw attention. And let's not forget I am the only lady in this match. Why is that you may ask? Because HKW knows I'm the one who gets the attention. And why is that CJ?


✠ CJ CROSS: Because you're louder than Chanson Webster's ring attire?


Celeste quickly narrows her eyes.


✠ CELESTE: NO! But who wears bronze pants? I mean, seriously. Bronze is for third place anyways, he should just wear gold and go all out. But I'm not one to be doling out fashion advice. Back to the pizza though. Now that the sauce is on, we can add the rest of the cheese.

Celeste herself takes the bowl and literally dumps the rest onto the pizza. CJ shakes his head as she speaks to camera while gently spreading the cheese around.

✠ CELESTE: There we go, extra cheesy. Just the way I like my pizza but not my opponents. And who can get any cheesier than James Magnum JR? Listen James, I tried to stick up for you. For weeks we have talked in mostly private about how your current situation is making you feel. And when I go and do something about it...you attack me! Big mistake! I was sympathetic to your whining and I did my best not to gag everytime you tweet your wife. Which, by the way, I think you are way too young to be married. Guess you are just a sap at heart huh? But none of that no more! I learned my lesson. If it's a fight you want, it's a fight you'll get inside the Cell tonight. Don't even think about how you'll celebrate a win. Instead, think about how many stitches they are going to need to paste your pretty-boy face together after I rake it across the Cell wall again, and again, and again!

Celeste takes a deep breath and lets it out slowly. The anger subsides and is replaced with a pleasant smile.

✠ CELESTE: So now it's the most fun part of pizzamaking. Toppings! You can add anything you want. The possibilities are endless. Some ingredients are necessary for a great pizza. Like pepperoni in my opinion.

CJ starts placing pepperoni onto the pizza.

✠ CELESTE: I guess you can add peppers and mushrooms or onions, but those are just afterthoughts. Kinda like Elijah Black and XJP. They add a little bit of flavor but aren't the main attraction or the ‘meat’ of the pizza. Then you have someone like JZ Crowns, who is like sausage added to the pepperoni that just makes the pizza meatier and more enticing. Everyone kinda ignores he's there, hidden under the cheese. But then he breaks through your taste buds and wakes you people up to what is really going on here! And you just might find that his addition to the match is quite...pleasant. You understand what I'm trying to say CJ?

✠ CJ CROSS: Absolutely!

CJ immediately starts shaking his head ‘no’ at the camera as soon as Celeste turns around.

✠ CELESTE: Good. Because some people might think he is crazy. Like pineapple on pizza. Not everyone approves of it...lookin at you Manny, but I am willing to give it a shot. Still doesn't mean I'll like it or that JZ will make it through this match. He could just get picked off and tossed away like an unwanted ingredient. So our pizza is now ready to go into the oven.

Celeste looks around for said oven. When she doesn't see it, she turns to CJ.

✠ CELESTE: What happened to the oven? There was supposed to be an oven out here. How are we supposed to finish this pizza and eat it?! Great. Now I'll be walking into this Cell match hungry. And you know how I am when I am hungry CJ!

Celeste storms off. Her chef coat is tossed onto the table from off camera. CJ takes his chef hat off and places it down on the table. The camera focuses on him and he addresses it, answering his girlfriend's statement once she is not within earshot.

✠ CJ CROSS: Unbearable.

CJ walks off in the direction Celeste went and the scene fades out.

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