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Peeing; A discussion of how men pee.
Topic Started: Aug 28 2012, 11:06 PM (368 Views)
ChocalateDog
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Choco pls
Standing up, but if I'm very tired in the morning I sit down because my aim is too terrible.
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mooface5
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Does anyone's piss get really loud? I woke up my family one night with the sound of my urine splashing against the toilet water. Please tell me loud pisses are common.
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111herbert111
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mooface5
Aug 29 2012, 04:07 PM
Does anyone's piss get really loud? I woke up my family one night with the sound of my urine splashing against the toilet water. Please tell me loud pisses are common.
Only late at night or in public restrooms.
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AUREL1EN
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"Your life defines you, but you define your legacy."

Ok I'm probably going to sound like a huge pussy, but fuck it cuz this is the internet and I don't give a shit, so here goes...

So I'm not a morning person at all, and have never been one. When I wake up, you better give me about 30 minutes to get out of bed, and several hours to be my normal self. So, in elementary school, I would wake up pissed/groggy/tired as hell and go to the bathroom to take a piss as most of us do every day. However, since I was so tired I would sit down to piss because I didn't feel like standing up when I was that exhausted. Well, being the lazy person that I am, this soon changed into me sitting down to piss when I came home from school and was tired from all the work and having woken up so early. Soon enough, I found that I would sit down to piss at all times, just because I was THAT lazy. And I still do it to this day.

It's not that I can't piss standing up, I just don't see the point. The toilet has a seat and i'm lazy as fuck, so why take the time and effort to aim, only to splash your piss all over the place no matter where you aim. It keeps the toilet cleaner, which keeps people other than me who use that same toilet happy, and all the while I'm saving my energy for much more important things like laying around being lazy. Meanwhile my roommate pisses all over the place and expects me to clean it up. Yeah fucking right, I didn't cause any of that mess, I was too busy being a lazy bastard.

I know it seems unmanly, but quite frankly I don't give a flying fuck so fuck you guys, you're banned.
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mooface5
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Haha, oh R1ll, we love you.

But seriously, you seemed a little pissed in your last sentence.


BAH-DUM... TSSSSS!
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111herbert111
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mooface5
Sep 12 2012, 11:33 PM
Haha, oh R1ll, we love you.

But seriously, you seemed a little pissed in your last sentence.


BAH-DUM... TSSSSS!
As a lover of terrible puns, I approve so much.

But honestly R1ll, you need help, God gave us the li'l fella so we direct our streams wherever we wanted, (don't cross them, 'cause that's gay) so, it is your duty to have terrible aim and piss every BUT into the bowl, just to fuck with people.
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AUREL1EN
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"Your life defines you, but you define your legacy."

111herbert111
Sep 12 2012, 11:44 PM
mooface5
Sep 12 2012, 11:33 PM
Haha, oh R1ll, we love you.

But seriously, you seemed a little pissed in your last sentence.


BAH-DUM... TSSSSS!
As a lover of terrible puns, I approve so much.

But honestly R1ll, you need help, God gave us the li'l fella so we direct our streams wherever we wanted, (don't cross them, 'cause that's gay) so, it is your duty to have terrible aim and piss every BUT into the bowl, just to fuck with people.
But I live alone now, so the only person I'd piss off (yes haha moo that's very funny) is myself!

I DO WHAT I WANT, DON'T JUDGE ME.

Is it also weird that I avoid urinals? That's more because I don't feel like having other guys staring at my junk, though. Then again, I avoid public restrooms in general...
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mooface5
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Nah it's cool. I avoid urinals, too. I use the stalls to piss. I don't care if some kid has to shit. He can use the urinal.
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ChocalateDog
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AUREL1EN
Sep 12 2012, 12:58 AM
I know it seems unmanly, but quite frankly I don't give a flying fuck so fuck you guys, you're banned.
Hey look, the RTM colors are going to his head already. : P (JK Rill I love you <3)

Also yeah fuck urinals, I am not comfortable around them, I like stalls much better, but I'll use a urinal if i have to. Unless it's that giant urinal tub though, fuck those things.
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AUREL1EN
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"Your life defines you, but you define your legacy."

ChocalateDog
Sep 13 2012, 03:52 PM
AUREL1EN
Sep 12 2012, 12:58 AM
I know it seems unmanly, but quite frankly I don't give a flying fuck so fuck you guys, you're banned.
Hey look, the RTM colors are going to his head already. : P (JK Rill I love you <3)

Also yeah fuck urinals, I am not comfortable around them, I like stalls much better, but I'll use a urinal if i have to. Unless it's that giant urinal tub though, fuck those things.
Oh jeez your'e right O_O Although, in light of the beginning of that sentence and your reference to rtm, here's a totally relevant aim conversation:

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That was a weird day...


And I agree, whoever invented those tub things was just trying to be an asshole.

Speaking of which, I know this is mainly in Europe, but have you guys ever been to those rest stop bathrooms where the "urinal" is just a platform that you stand on and attempt to piss at either a wall or a square indentation in the ground? Those are IMPOSSIBLE to use without splashing your piss all over yourself. Thankfully you get a stall for them though, since they lack any sort of privacy otherwise.
Edited by AUREL1EN, Sep 14 2012, 04:40 PM.
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