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Have you been to the citadel this week? Citadel workers rule!
In the news: unofficial sources claim Runescape's newest skill, Divination, is da bomb! However, Hobo member Addyilicious was heard stating, "Ain't nobody got time for that!"
Would whoever left the cheese doodles all over the Hobo bathroom, please refrain from eating off the toilet? Thanks and much appreciated!
Rumor has it that, Cpt Robbie wears Spongebob undies to bed, confirmation has yet to be made
Yo mama's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license! :P
All new Hobo members please remember to lock the outhouse door after each use. Apparently, there's a joker in the clan. By the way, if anyone finds my new spiderman boxers, please return them to Prank, thanks!
...AND THE REWARD FOR MOST MUTES IN-GAME GOES TO....um, who did they say it was again? Hey Anti, dude, are you there? ... I can't remember who got that award. ....yo bro, you there? .. . ... .why u no answer? huh? dude, i dont understand what your pointing at.. :P lol
Naee, Naee, bo baae, bananarama ro baee, fee fi foe hey, Naee!
Yo mama's so fat, she got enough chins for 99 range!
In other news, My Medicine has been detained, for operating an Al Karid magic carpet while under the influence. Sources claim a trail of empty Drunken Dragon Cocktail glasses were found nearby.
...Again, Addylicious was heard stating - "Ain't nobody got time for that!"
Reports show 2 out of 3 Hobos prefer toad chrispies, over sex. ...wait, that can't be right. Who messed with my reports!
LOST: One tiny little Texan hellion lady, last seen chasing glowing balls all over Runescape. Subject is described as 'been driven crazy by Divination'. Handle with caution!
Clan members requesting more info on how to raise a Runescape pet from scratch, are asked to please stop groping Sheena's pet rock. Thats just creepy ;)
Mr Sinisters latest recruit to his evil army is barry the duck, who is joining a cow and a confused drunk from the blue moon inn
Mr Sinisters evil army and barry the duck have parted ways after the confused drunk tried to eat barry. The confused drunk was fined 26 gold coins
"I don't know, lets YAHOO it! ....said by no one, ..ever" - Unknown Author
"I used to like my neighbors, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi" - Unknown Author
"SOmetimes, Google should just come back with a message that says - 'trust me, you don't want to know." - Unknown Author
"Don't ever forget the letter 'L', if you Google 'Grandfather clock.." - Unknown Author
"I will not be impressed by technology, until I can download food from the internet" - Carlos Banks
"I heard internet addiction is now an official mental disorder, and you can go to rehab for it. I'm only going if there's Wi-Fi." - Unknown Author