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★ Impact Wrestling Superstar/Knockout ★ REAL NAME: Terry Funk WRESTLERS NAME: Terry Funk NICKNAME(S): here HEIGHT: 6'1" WEIGHT: 247 lbs. ALIGNMENT: Face BRIEF GIMMICK DESCRIPTION: Hardcore Icon, Terry Funk has thrived on smaller promotions and legitimizing the sport of pro-wrestling THEME MUSIC: "Like Tejas" FINISHER(S): Texas Piledriver;Sleeper;Spinning Toe Hold SIGNATURES: Hangman's neckbreaker REGULAR MOVES - 5 MIN: Multiple punches Short armbar Snap DDT Knife edge chops Moonsault FIGHTING STYLE: brawler;hardcore WEAPON OF CHOICE: barbwire baseball bat NAME: Jim HOW DID YOU FIND US?: Was at ECW... WHERE DO YOU WANT TO BE PLACED ON THE CARD?: Main SAMPLE ROLEPLAY: place in the next post |
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| Terry Funk | Jan 9 2012, 05:53 PM Post #2 |
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[align=center]From the files of the Kliq… ”1998 Cannonball Champion of Spring Break” Panama City Beach, Florida, the home of the American Spring Break fiesta. March 16th, 1998 was a particularly special episode of Monday Nitro for the fans of WCW, since it was during the week-long spring break party in Florida. And who knows how to party better than the boys themselves, the Outsiders, Scott Hall and Kevin Nash. It comes as no surprise that these two were notorious for partying during their “employment” at this time. They were shit-stirring, ruckus causing individuals, who were willing to sacrifice anyone and anything to get to where they were, and they had fun doing it. During this road trip, however, things nearly went too far. And it landed one of them on the fast-track to rehab. For the WCW crew it was business as usual, albeit in a strange location, the middle of a pool. For Kevin Nash and Scott Hall, however, the party was just getting started. It all began on the ride from their residences in other parts of the state of Florida respectively. Now anyone who knows how the kliq operates, there is probably no worse wheel-man than Scott Hall, unless Kid is driving. That being said, six-foot-eleven Kevin Nash elects to drive one of his Cadillac’s. The very first pit stop is to pick up Scott, who has packed his suitcase, it is a rather large suitcase. It can fit at least two, maybe three cases of “soda.” Hall hops in the vehicle, and loads his suitcase in the back. He hops in the passenger side, and the road trip starts. Although the trip will barely be an hour and a half drive, they must have some material to pass the time. Really, two guys don’t just want to share their feelings with each other do they? Small talk? Fuck that. Crack…. Crack, a Miller for Nash and a Miller for Hall. The fun has started. Kevin Nash Spring Break has begun! Scott Hall Or as I like to call it…. Any day of the week. Kevin Nash I’ll drink to that! They both take a swig of beverage and they are off. Along the way, they continue to hydrate themselves, not without planning their attack and discussing the current state of their programs. Kevin Nash Hey dude, I heard Bischoff is fucking pissed. Scott Hall At what? Kevin Nash I don’t know, some shit about them finding out we’ve been enjoying pops during the show. Fuck it was only you me and Terry. “Terry” of course refers to the biggest worker of them all, one somewhat well-known wrestler, Hulk Hogan. Scott Hall Well… fuck I don’t care. That’s why we have the “Hogan card”… BROTHER! Kevin Nash BROTHER! Scott Hall BROTHERRR!!! They both chuckle to themselves as Hall tosses his first can in the back of the Caddy. The “Hogan Card” as he referred to it was that little secret piece of the puzzle that keeps the boys from getting into trouble. Because if the biggest name in the company is being a bad boy, well they can’t punish him, and if you are in with that guy doing the same things at the same time, well it’s not very fair to punish you and not everyone. Hence, that is their ace-in-the-hole. Kevin Nash Dude… I just had the seats steamed… there’s a plastic bag like right there man. Scott Hall Oh… shit… sorry… Nash responds sarcastically, in a child-like way Kevin Nash And this is why we can’t have nice things, man! Scott Hall …. *BURRPP* ….. yep. Scott grabs another beverage from the cooler positioned quite reasonably in the middle of the two front seats. Nash finishes his beverage and tosses the can in the back, clearly missing the plastic bag. Scott Hall The fuck… lead by example, much? Kevin Nash Well fuck, you already fucked it up, no sense in trying for aim now. Besides, I’ll just buy a new one. Scott Hall What.. .car? Shrugging his shoulders, Nash responds. Kevin Nash Yeah…. What? Chuckling to himself, Hall looks at Nash. Scott Hall It’s good to be us. Kevin Nash Amen. Hall hands Nash another beverage. He opens it and takes a sip. Hall suggests a possible situation that could occur. Scott Hall Hey man, what happens if we get pulled over? Giving a befuddled look Nash responds sharply. Kevin Nash Since when are you all paranoid? Scott Hall I’m not, just considering. Kevin Nash Well we don’t have enough miles do drive to do any serious damage with this light travel case anyways, besides, the windows are double tinted. And if I do get stopped I’ll pull a Harley Race. Scott Hall What is a Harley Race? Kevin Nash I’ve seen Harley get out of I can’t tell you how many pig-stops. He just presents himself with such authority that they figure he’s some sort of political big wig. “I AM HARLEY RACE, AND I NEED TO GET TO THE NEXT TOWN, HOW DO I DO THAT?” Considering the scenario, Hall responds. Scott Hall Yeah… but we don’t look like guys in politics… we look like Guns ‘n Roses. Kevin Nash Well that can work to. Scott Hall You are so fucked man , ha ha. Nodding, Nash sips his beverage until it’s gone, tossing it, this time it lands in the bag. Kevin Nash Hey… look at that shot… just like my NCAA days! Scott Hall Small victories, huh. Kevin Nash Damn right. With only about forty-five minutes to getting to the venue, they’ve got to get their game faces on. Nash and Hall have always been on the same page when it came to ideas for Nitro, they can almost finish each others sentences when it comes to working. And in this case, it is no different. Scott Hall Big man… tonight… what about this. Kevin Nash I’m wayyy ahead of you man… This can only lead to something good… Scott Hall We go down to the board shop… Kevin Nash Board shorts and Hawaiian t-shirts Scott Hall FUCKIN’ EH bro! They high five as the first piece of their puzzle has fit into place. Just imagine the look on the boys faces when these two knuckle heads roll into the backstage area in their spring break gear. It does only come once a year, and for these two it’s practically Christmas. Kevin Nash Okay we hit the 20 mile mark, I’m doubling up Hall grabs two more beers for Nash, but notices he has no where to put them. Scott Hall Big man… nowhere for two beers to fit. Cooler is in the way of the cup holder. Kevin Nash Pass it young kimosabe. Hall hands Kevin both beers. He opens one, opens the other, and sticks it between his legs. Kevin Nash Problem solved. Scott Hall Cheers to good ideas. As they pull into Panama City, they exit the short two lane highway and take the back roads in. The windows roll down, and the convertible roof of the Caddy comes back. The cans are quickly covered up and shoved under the two seats by Hall, and the two superstars find themselves surrounded by party-goers. Driving up and down the main drag, they do their best to make the attention focused on them. They honk the horn a few times at some of the bikini-clad women walking the strip. They are recognized by a few wrestling fans and others, and greet them with a few waves here and there. After driving for an extra twenty minutes, they decide they should at least get to the venue before the show starts and not arrive fashionably late as per their mode of operation. Pulling into the venue where the show will be had, they are greeted by a very stern-looking Eric Bischoff. Nash parks the car where a few other stars have done the same and he hops out. He stretches for a second, acknowledging the boss. Kevin Nash Boss man. Scott Hall Hey brother. Taking a breath Bischoff gets right on track with what he obviously had been planning to say. Eric Bischoff Hey guys. Now look, I know this looks like a raging party. It’s a real fun atmosphere out there and we want to have fun tonight. And when I say tonight, I mean later tonight, AFTER the show. Until then, we are at work, and I really, really need you guys to be focused and on your game tonight. Is that going to be a problem? They look at each other, and with their most pure faces, they respond. Kevin Nash Come on Eric, you think we would do that? What do we look like? Eric Bischoff Truthfully, you look like a couple of guys fixing to do some serious partying. And what’s with the suitcases? It’s a one night show. Scott Hall Well… they are for our gear man, come on, we’re gonna WRASSLE tonight! Bischoff shakes his head and turns around to walk into the back. Before he does, he turns around once more. Eric Bischoff I’m serious guys, no bullshit tonight. Kevin Nash Noted, drill sergeant! Giving a sarcastic salute to Bischoff, Nash cannot help but smirk at his superior. They both know that these two guys will be up to no good, and there is not much Bischoff can do, except try and catch them in the act, alone. That way he can suspend them both. Eric Bischoff I’ll be watching you guys. Scott Hall Counting on it, chief. With that he disappears into the back, and a security guard stands the door, just staring at Hall and Nash. Hall, always the engager, pipes up. Scott Hall You like what you see, dude? The two then make their way around to the back. They see that Hogan has his own trailer set up. This gets them thinking. They plan their game plan of getting hammered for spring break without “dad” Bischoff catching them. Kevin Nash Okay Scott, if we can get into Terry’s trailer without being seen by Eric and the stooges, we’re game man. Scott Hall Get Hogan a beer, and we’re in the clear. With that the two walk back to Nash’s car, and open the trunk. They pull out two more suitcases. Two each total. Quite empty at the moment. And they off into the sunny day, they head up the strip. Along the way they find themselves the center of attention as they are tow of the biggest men on the block, and not to mention the strip has become jam packed with WCW fans. Along the way, they pose for pictures and sign a few autographs. Hall asks a few people to help them out in their quest to party. Scott Hall Hey dude, where is the board shop? Fan Yeah… it’s like two blocks up on the other side of the road, you can’t miss it, it’s the biggest store on the strip. Scott Hall Okay cool thanks brother. With that the two continue on their journey. Along the way, they see a variety store which has the ice cold beer they will be requiring for their mission to be complete. As they walk into the board shop, Kevin sees the Hawaiian shirts. He grabs two of them, and Hall picks out two of the largest pair of board shorts. Complete the uniform with flip flops. Nash takes out a roll of hundred dollar bills and pays the cashier. Kevin Nash Keep the change darling. They grab their gear, and in the middle of the store, quickly whip on their clothes. Nash points to his watch, noting that time is running thin and they need to get back to Hogan’s trailer before it’s too late. They sprint out the door. Dodging people and traffic they rush into the variety store. They buy enough Budweiser to fill up two suitcases. Sprinting down the strip, they get into eyeshot of Hogan’s trailer behind the venue. They quickly round the corner, not before being spotted by Bischoff. He quickly tries to catch up to the Outsiders. They manage to rush up the stairs. BAM BAM BAM They pound on the door of Hogan’s trailer. Macho Man Randy Savage opens it, as Hall and Nash practically burst through. They quickly rip open the suitcase, and toss Hogan and Savage a beer. Just as they crack the cans and take a swig, the door flies open. Eric Bischoff Son of a bitch! Knowing they are in the clear, Nash points to Hogan.[/color] Kevin Nash Not us, not us. Hulk Hogan …. Yeah….. wait… what? With that Bischoff slams the door walking out, knowing he can’t discipline Hall and Nash for drinking beers with Hogan and Savage. The four of them share a laugh and continue drinking. Before the show is at its end, the entire lot of beer has been emptied, and Nash and Hall stumble about the building, all the while knowing when it’s time to be on. Bischoff approaches Scott and chats with him. Nash meanwhile has made his way to the area between the stage and the top tier of fans, and is chatting. Kevin Nash How is the weather up there? Female Fan BIG SEXY ITS GREAT YOU SHOULD COME UP HERE! Kevin Nash Oh, you could only be so lucky babe! Hall walks up to Nash, chuckling to himself. Kevin Nash What? Scott Hall Dude… Eric just asked me if I was going in… Kevin Nash Where… the pool? Scott Hall No…. rehab! Taking a moment to think that through, but the alcohol in his system prevents him from really thinking about it, he responds. Kevin Nash What the fuck? Ha ha ha ha They both laugh to themselves, although a strange feeling of guilt comes over Nash. But he shrugs it off quickly. Scott Hall Fuck him… its Spring Break! Kevin Nash Hell yes! And I think it’s time for us to go out! Scott Hall Go out where? Hall must be that hammered. They are about to go out, and call out some of the boys. And what better way to do it than in a pair of board shorts and flip flops in the middle of the pool? Kevin Nash …. To the ring? Scott Hall Oh yeah… man I’m so wasted. Kevin Nash Totally. With that the two wait for their cue, and the nWo music hits. They make their way out to the roars of the crowd. They walk down the makeshift ramp to the floating ring, and they are ON.[/align] |
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