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Unlimited Supply
Topic Started: 7th August 2014 - 08:56 AM (2,919 Views)
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You getting claim an unlimited Supply of anything, the problem is the next poster gets to put a condition on it. So for example I claim an unlimited Supply of chocolate. Next poster puts the condition only fruit and nut bars before making their own claim for an unlimited Supply.

So to.kick it off. I claim an unlimited Supply of steak.
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So for example I claim an unlimited Supply of chocolate. Next poster puts the condition only fruit and nut bars before making their own claim for an unlimited Supply.


HOW IS THAT EVEN A PROBLEM WTF

Unfortunately, we can only offer you an unlimited supply of Chuck Steak, the manliest man of all.

I claim an unlimited supply of monthly internet data. :D
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Unfortunately, it is on a connection straignt out of 1995, and takes three days to load a single webpage.

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Unfortunately, it is on a connection straignt out of 1995, and takes three days to load a single webpage.

I claim an unlimited supply of spam.
You didn't specify, and now receive >100 emails from nigerian princes daily.

I claim an unlimited supply of ... money
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Unfortunately, hyperinflation will occur as a result and your money will be worthless.

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Unfortunately, they are all one-way and aboard Air Malaysia flights.

I claim an unlimited supply of time.

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Granted, but we can only provide you with an unlimited supply of silly US time, rather than the superb Greenwich Mean Time.

I claim an unlimited supply of tanks.
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Unfortunately, you are now the proud new owner of an unlimited supply of full septic tanks.

I claim an unlimited supply of luck.

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Except the luck you got was Andrew Luck eternally throwing (American) footballs at your head while you cry for mercy.

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Unfortunately the cookies were all left in the oven too long and are now burnt.

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Also topic moved.
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Unfortunately, the transport tickets were lost while the thread was being moved.

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Unfortunately, the red tea is boiling. Constantly. The ginger is superheated.
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Unfortunately, the toilet paper disintegrates whenever you try to use it.

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Unfortunately, you are now also diabetic, so cannot eat any of it.

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Unfortunately, it's all moldy..like some real cheeses.
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Unfortunately you become fat because you waste a lot of energy.

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However, it was that nasty "New Coke" stuff, and you refuse to drink it.

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Unfortunately they are all spammers.

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Unfortunately, somebody backwashed in it. All of it.

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Unfortunately, they stampede and trample you to death.

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Unfortunately they all arrive burned.

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Unfortunately, they are all voodoo dolls, and you have to lock them away for your own protection.

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Granted. It's moldy.
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But not the knowledge to use it.

I claim an unlimited supply of electricity.
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Granted. It overloads everything in your house, which burns down in a huge electrical fire.

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These howitzers can only shoot teddy bears.

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Granted, it all collapses into a black hole.

I claim an infinite supply of bananas.
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Your bananas are eaten by Igor the Giant Banana.

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Grant, though they eat each other.

I claim an unlimited supply of free internet.
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Granted, however they are in an extinct dialect which only you can speak.

I want an unlimited supply of energy.
Edited by Major_Thom, 21st October 2014 - 11:05 AM.
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Granted, though it's all unusable energy in its maximum entropic state.

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Unfortunately the CSTO decided you needed to be blockaded to limit your global reach

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Granted, but you have to fork out to look after them all, get into debt, then the RSPCA takes them all away anyway.

I claim an unlimited supply of baked beans.

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You destroy the ozone layer by farting too much, we all die

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Granted, however, it is 'awesome' as defined by Kim Jong Un, so more than a little wierd…

I claim an unlimited supply of minions.

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Your minions are all completely incompetent, and are terrible fighters. Everything you would have them do would fail.

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Granted, unfortunately they're all written in Armenian.

I claim an unlimited supply of chicken curry.

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It's so spicy your head explodes

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Granted, though you forget how to do everything else, including how to write or understand siad languages.

I claim an unlimited supply of 'religious' holidays.

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Granted: except your religion is persecuted so if you take those day's off you'll be killed.

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Granted. They take everything literally and drive you crazy to the point of insanity.
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Granted. But for the rest of your life you have to defend your stash from people seeking out the mysterious legend of the red velvet Oreo.

I want an unlimited supply of male strippers.
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But they are all ugly and hairy and really really fat.


I want a unlimited supply of ideas.
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You run out of ideas

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The russian economy collapses as more and more people are violently forced in the rap industry to mass-produce bad albums.

I want an unlimited supply of Solid Snake.
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Unfortunately 'solid snakes' don't exist ;)

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But the earth becomes deadly to humans because of the enviromental dangers of methane.


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The Obama administration is currently experimenting on cows in order to see if they can use their farts as energy

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You straight up drown in it. Like, you might think this is some kind of exotic "I pull a lever and the trap door you're standing on collapses, and you fall into an infinitely large ocean of Vegetable Oil". No. It just appears in front of you and collapses on you like a tsunami and you drown within a minute of impact.

I want an unlimited supply of original comedy material, so I can start my new career.
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Famous people immediatly steal it and everyone thinks you're copying them.

I want an unlimited supply of friends.
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They only use you because you regularly give them answers to exams, plus they never call.

I want unlimited hugs
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Every hug leaves you feeling uneasy and sticky.

I want unlimited concert tickets.
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Unfortunately it's all unlimited tickets to Niki Minaj concerts

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But it can never be enriched.

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Sadly, you are to small to have power

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Granted, but they all smell of faeces, to the extent that you can never truly get rid of the smell.

I wish for an unlimited supply of knowledge.

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Sadly, you are to dumb to have any knowledge whatsoever ;)

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It's illegal to own them, you can buy a stuffed one though but soon resources would drain from making so many for you.

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Sadly only your conversation partners find the conversations interesting, while you drown in boredom.

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Your PC can't even handle that

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Granted, but they rape you.


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To bad you can only breathe methane

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Granted, but you forget how to swim.


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Sadly, they are all your least favorite cookies.

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Unfortunately there are too many to feed and disease begins to spread and they all die

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You do not understand what intercourse is, so you give them all to your mother

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Amazon workers got confused with the packaging label and sent you cow testicles

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But you can not use it for porn, movies or games.

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Obama banned them after all the crappy Obama jokes in them

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(That's not really a condition put on my thing, it's just saying I don't get anything)

But they are unable to react with softener, making them dangerously hard for your skin.

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You get electronic clocks and there's not enough batteries

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They are all burned

I want an unlimited supply of candles
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Granted, but they're made of earwax.
Unlimited holiday please.
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But you don't get any pay during the holiday, since your union is kinda bad at what they do.


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Unfortunately, said consciousness applies only to the super-rich.

I want an unlimited supply of New England clam chowder.
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Which leads to you drowning. (If that's soup. I think it is.)

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(Yes, it's soup. Very, very good soup, when done right.)

Unfortunately, all the plushies look like CGJ's right ear.

I want an unlimited supply of French toast casserole.
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The French Toast is actually Swedish Toast,

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It's unlimited only in the field of taxonomy.

I would like an unlimited supply of power.
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You fail to specify what sort of power, and I assume it is nuclear energy. The unlimited nuclear energy you posses destroys the world in an enormous explosion

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You can only use your unlimited political influence in the tiny country of Liechtenstein.

I want an unlimited supply of streaming data.
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Unfortunately, you can only stream in a format used exclusively by Azerbaijan.

I wish for an unlimited supply of pie.
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Said pie is only available in your least favorite variety.

I would like an unlimited supply of bacon.
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In the process of acquiring your unlimited supply, you drive pigs to extinction

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Unfortunately, you can only use said spare time to knit doilies.

I would like an unlimited supply of yarn.
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The yarn fibers fell apart and got into a tangled mess, so it can't be used.

I wish for an unlimited supply of batteries.

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They caused a spark and burnt you and your house.

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The vacuum of nothing rapidly fills with air and kills you.

I want an unlimited supply of skin

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Unfortunately, its all peeled skin from a potato.

I wish for unlimited battery life for all my devices.
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You're devices become sentient with all the battery life and then proceed to take over the earth

I wish for unlimited movie passes
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Unfortunately, they all expired yesterday.

I want an unlimited supply of time in which to do schoolwork.
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Granted, but you only have unlimited work because you got unlimited time for work
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As you didn't ask for an unlimited supply of anything, you get nothing.

I want an unlimited supply of pancakes.
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Granted, they're made of Adam Sandler Banana Pancakes

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Unfortunately, you end up like Cassandra, and nobody ever takes your intellect seriously.

I want an unlimited supply of New England clam chowder.
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Former Ambassador to Albion and the Global Right Alliance
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Unfortunately all of it comes from someones shi- oh, ehm waste
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