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| Topic Started: 7th August 2014 - 08:56 AM (2,919 Views) | ||||
| DaveIronside | 7th August 2014 - 08:56 AM Post #1 | |||
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You getting claim an unlimited Supply of anything, the problem is the next poster gets to put a condition on it. So for example I claim an unlimited Supply of chocolate. Next poster puts the condition only fruit and nut bars before making their own claim for an unlimited Supply. So to.kick it off. I claim an unlimited Supply of steak. |
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| Avakael | 7th August 2014 - 11:33 AM Post #2 | |||
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HOW IS THAT EVEN A PROBLEM WTF Unfortunately, we can only offer you an unlimited supply of Chuck Steak, the manliest man of all. I claim an unlimited supply of monthly internet data.
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| Dijel | 7th August 2014 - 11:39 AM Post #3 | |||
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Unfortunately, it is on a connection straignt out of 1995, and takes three days to load a single webpage. I claim an unlimited supply of spam. |
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| Major_Thom | 7th August 2014 - 12:26 PM Post #4 | |||
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You didn't specify, and now receive >100 emails from nigerian princes daily. I claim an unlimited supply of ... money |
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| Matthew Vinage | 7th August 2014 - 12:33 PM Post #5 | |||
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Unfortunately, hyperinflation will occur as a result and your money will be worthless. I claim an unlimited supply of flights to Barcelona. |
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| Dijel | 7th August 2014 - 12:54 PM Post #6 | |||
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Unfortunately, they are all one-way and aboard Air Malaysia flights. I claim an unlimited supply of time. |
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| Matthew Vinage | 7th August 2014 - 12:56 PM Post #7 | |||
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Granted, but we can only provide you with an unlimited supply of silly US time, rather than the superb Greenwich Mean Time. I claim an unlimited supply of tanks. |
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| Dijel | 7th August 2014 - 12:58 PM Post #8 | |||
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Unfortunately, you are now the proud new owner of an unlimited supply of full septic tanks. I claim an unlimited supply of luck. |
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| Tytor | 7th August 2014 - 01:23 PM Post #9 | |||
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This here is in the wrong forum... /skip me |
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| Aeviternus | 7th August 2014 - 03:00 PM Post #10 | |||
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Except the luck you got was Andrew Luck eternally throwing (American) footballs at your head while you cry for mercy. I claim an unlimited supply of oatmeal raisin cookies. |
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| CGJ | 7th August 2014 - 09:42 PM Post #11 | |||
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Unfortunately the cookies were all left in the oven too long and are now burnt. I claim and unlimited supply of transport tickets. Also topic moved. |
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| Ndambia | 7th August 2014 - 10:08 PM Post #12 | |||
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Unfortunately, the transport tickets were lost while the thread was being moved. I claim an unlimited supply of red tea with ginger. |
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| James_Ed | 8th August 2014 - 03:24 AM Post #13 | |||
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Unfortunately, the red tea is boiling. Constantly. The ginger is superheated. I claim an unlimited supply of toilet paper. I'll never be out again! |
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| Matthew Vinage | 8th August 2014 - 08:35 AM Post #14 | |||
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Unfortunately, the toilet paper disintegrates whenever you try to use it. I claim an unlimited supply of dessert. |
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| Dijel | 8th August 2014 - 10:51 AM Post #15 | |||
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Unfortunately, you are now also diabetic, so cannot eat any of it. I claim an unlimited supply of cheesecake. |
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| Mr. B | 8th August 2014 - 02:27 PM Post #16 | |||
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Unfortunately, it's all moldy..like some real cheeses. I want an unlimited supply of energy so that I can do everything I want to. |
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| Matthew Vinage | 8th August 2014 - 02:49 PM Post #17 | |||
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Unfortunately you become fat because you waste a lot of energy. I claim an unlimited supply of Coke (the drink, not the drug). |
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| Aeviternus | 8th August 2014 - 03:05 PM Post #18 | |||
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However, it was that nasty "New Coke" stuff, and you refuse to drink it. I claim an unlimited supply of people on IRC right now to chat with. |
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| Matthew Vinage | 8th August 2014 - 03:06 PM Post #19 | |||
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Unfortunately they are all spammers. I claim an unlimited supply of Pepsi Blue. |
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| Dijel | 9th August 2014 - 09:50 PM Post #20 | |||
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Unfortunately, somebody backwashed in it. All of it. I claim an unlimited supply of sheep. |
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| Matthew Vinage | 9th August 2014 - 11:30 PM Post #21 | |||
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Unfortunately, they stampede and trample you to death. I claim an unlimited supply of shepherd's pies. |
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| CGJ | 9th August 2014 - 11:39 PM Post #22 | |||
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Unfortunately you're living in Tim Burton Avenue and it's literally a shepherd. I claim an unlimited supply of flags. |
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| Matthew Vinage | 9th August 2014 - 11:40 PM Post #23 | |||
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Unfortunately they all arrive burned. I claim an unlimited supply of effigies of me. |
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| Dijel | 10th August 2014 - 08:39 AM Post #24 | |||
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Unfortunately, they are all voodoo dolls, and you have to lock them away for your own protection. I claim an unlimited supply of beef stroganoff. |
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| Great Jonathania | 29th August 2014 - 02:33 AM Post #25 | |||
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Granted. It's moldy. I claim unlimited advanced future technology. |
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| Sekkanar | 29th August 2014 - 06:26 AM Post #26 | |||
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But not the knowledge to use it. I claim an unlimited supply of electricity. |
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| Matthew Vinage | 29th August 2014 - 10:42 AM Post #27 | |||
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Granted. It overloads everything in your house, which burns down in a huge electrical fire. I claim an unlimited supply of howitzers. |
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| Unused_Account | 9th October 2014 - 11:17 AM Post #28 | |||
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These howitzers can only shoot teddy bears. I have an unlimited supply of unlimited supplies. |
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| Sekkanar | 10th October 2014 - 11:58 PM Post #29 | |||
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Granted, it all collapses into a black hole. I claim an infinite supply of bananas. |
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| Unused_Account | 11th October 2014 - 01:43 AM Post #30 | |||
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Your bananas are eaten by Igor the Giant Banana. I have an unlimited supply of Igor the Giant Bananas |
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| Sekkanar | 11th October 2014 - 05:41 PM Post #31 | |||
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Grant, though they eat each other. I claim an unlimited supply of free internet. |
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| Unused_Account | 11th October 2014 - 07:46 PM Post #32 | |||
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However, all electricity around the world is shut off and your internet becomes useless. I have a free supply of words. |
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| Major_Thom | 21st October 2014 - 11:05 AM Post #33 | |||
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Granted, however they are in an extinct dialect which only you can speak. I want an unlimited supply of energy. Edited by Major_Thom, 21st October 2014 - 11:05 AM.
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| Sekkanar | 22nd October 2014 - 03:56 AM Post #34 | |||
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Granted, though it's all unusable energy in its maximum entropic state. I want UNLIMITED POWER! |
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| zachpack11 | 31st December 2014 - 06:33 PM Post #35 | |||
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Unfortunately the CSTO decided you needed to be blockaded to limit your global reach I claim an unlimited supply of kittens |
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| Dijel | 31st December 2014 - 10:55 PM Post #36 | |||
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Granted, but you have to fork out to look after them all, get into debt, then the RSPCA takes them all away anyway. I claim an unlimited supply of baked beans. |
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| zachpack11 | 1st January 2015 - 07:24 PM Post #37 | |||
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You destroy the ozone layer by farting too much, we all die i claim an unlimited supply of AWESOME |
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| Dijel | 2nd January 2015 - 10:21 AM Post #38 | |||
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Granted, however, it is 'awesome' as defined by Kim Jong Un, so more than a little wierd… I claim an unlimited supply of minions. |
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| zachpack11 | 2nd January 2015 - 08:55 PM Post #39 | |||
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Your minions are all completely incompetent, and are terrible fighters. Everything you would have them do would fail. I claim an unlimited supply of good books |
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| Dijel | 2nd January 2015 - 09:50 PM Post #40 | |||
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Granted, unfortunately they're all written in Armenian. I claim an unlimited supply of chicken curry. |
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| zachpack11 | 3rd January 2015 - 01:05 AM Post #41 | |||
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It's so spicy your head explodes i claim the ability to speak an unlimited amount of languages |
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| Dijel | 8th January 2015 - 10:41 PM Post #42 | |||
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Granted, though you forget how to do everything else, including how to write or understand siad languages. I claim an unlimited supply of 'religious' holidays. |
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| zachpack11 | 10th January 2015 - 06:13 PM Post #43 | |||
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Granted: except your religion is persecuted so if you take those day's off you'll be killed. I claim the unlimited ability to have people do whatever i say |
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| Great Jonathania | 29th March 2015 - 05:58 PM Post #44 | |||
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Granted. They take everything literally and drive you crazy to the point of insanity. I wish for an unlimited supply of red velvet oreos. |
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| El Presidente | 11th May 2015 - 07:38 PM Post #45 | |||
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Granted. But for the rest of your life you have to defend your stash from people seeking out the mysterious legend of the red velvet Oreo. I want an unlimited supply of male strippers. |
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| El Presidente | 25th July 2015 - 09:00 PM Post #46 | |||
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But they are all ugly and hairy and really really fat. I want a unlimited supply of ideas. |
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| Gadshack | 25th July 2015 - 09:31 PM Post #47 | |||
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You run out of ideas I want an unlimited supply of kittens |
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| Verover | 25th July 2015 - 09:35 PM Post #48 | |||
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You kittens died on the way I want an unlimited supply of Russian Rap Albums |
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| El Presidente | 25th July 2015 - 09:40 PM Post #49 | |||
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The russian economy collapses as more and more people are violently forced in the rap industry to mass-produce bad albums. I want an unlimited supply of Solid Snake. |
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| Gadshack | 25th July 2015 - 10:03 PM Post #50 | |||
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Unfortunately 'solid snakes' don't exist ![]() I want an unlimited supply of steak |
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| El Presidente | 25th July 2015 - 10:32 PM Post #51 | |||
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But the earth becomes deadly to humans because of the enviromental dangers of methane. I want an unlimited supply of people that share my political views. |
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| Verover | 26th July 2015 - 11:05 PM Post #52 | |||
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The Obama administration is currently experimenting on cows in order to see if they can use their farts as energy I want an unlimited supply of vegetable oil |
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| Avakael | 27th July 2015 - 01:18 PM Post #53 | |||
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You straight up drown in it. Like, you might think this is some kind of exotic "I pull a lever and the trap door you're standing on collapses, and you fall into an infinitely large ocean of Vegetable Oil". No. It just appears in front of you and collapses on you like a tsunami and you drown within a minute of impact. I want an unlimited supply of original comedy material, so I can start my new career. |
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| El Presidente | 27th July 2015 - 05:45 PM Post #54 | |||
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Famous people immediatly steal it and everyone thinks you're copying them. I want an unlimited supply of friends. |
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| Gadshack | 27th July 2015 - 06:56 PM Post #55 | |||
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They only use you because you regularly give them answers to exams, plus they never call. I want unlimited hugs |
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| Rhodes | 27th July 2015 - 07:02 PM Post #56 | |||
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Every hug leaves you feeling uneasy and sticky. I want unlimited concert tickets. |
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| Gadshack | 27th July 2015 - 08:00 PM Post #57 | |||
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Unfortunately it's all unlimited tickets to Niki Minaj concerts I wish for a unlimited supply uranium Edited by Gadshack, 27th July 2015 - 08:01 PM.
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| El Presidente | 28th July 2015 - 05:22 AM Post #58 | |||
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But it can never be enriched. I want an unlimited supply of power. |
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| Verover | 29th July 2015 - 06:43 PM Post #59 | |||
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Sadly, you are to small to have power I want an unlimited supply of scented candles |
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| Dijel | 30th July 2015 - 07:17 AM Post #60 | |||
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Granted, but they all smell of faeces, to the extent that you can never truly get rid of the smell. I wish for an unlimited supply of knowledge. |
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| Verover | 31st July 2015 - 12:02 AM Post #61 | |||
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| Gadshack | 31st July 2015 - 12:41 AM Post #62 | |||
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It's illegal to own them, you can buy a stuffed one though but soon resources would drain from making so many for you. I want an unlimited supply of interesting conversation |
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| El Presidente | 31st July 2015 - 08:20 AM Post #63 | |||
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Sadly only your conversation partners find the conversations interesting, while you drown in boredom. I want an unlimited supply of Mbits per second. |
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| Gadshack | 31st July 2015 - 05:34 PM Post #64 | |||
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Your PC can't even handle that I wish for an unlimited supply of tentacles |
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| El Presidente | 31st July 2015 - 06:29 PM Post #65 | |||
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Granted, but they rape you. I want an unlimited supply of oxygen. |
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| Verover | 1st August 2015 - 06:04 AM Post #66 | |||
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To bad you can only breathe methane I want an unlimited supply of water |
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| El Presidente | 1st August 2015 - 05:46 PM Post #67 | |||
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Granted, but you forget how to swim. I want an unlimited supply of cookies. |
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| Janus | 1st August 2015 - 06:17 PM Post #68 | |||
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Sadly, they are all your least favorite cookies. I want an unlimited supply of puppies |
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| Gadshack | 1st August 2015 - 06:24 PM Post #69 | |||
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Unfortunately there are too many to feed and disease begins to spread and they all die I want an unlimited supply porn |
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| Verover | 1st August 2015 - 09:09 PM Post #70 | |||
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You do not understand what intercourse is, so you give them all to your mother I want an unlimited supply of balls |
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| Gadshack | 1st August 2015 - 09:26 PM Post #71 | |||
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Amazon workers got confused with the packaging label and sent you cow testicles I want and unlimited supply hard drive space |
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| El Presidente | 1st August 2015 - 09:36 PM Post #72 | |||
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But you can not use it for porn, movies or games. I want an unlimited supply of videogames. |
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| Verover | 1st August 2015 - 11:23 PM Post #73 | |||
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Obama banned them after all the crappy Obama jokes in them I want an unlimited supply of hand towels |
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| El Presidente | 2nd August 2015 - 06:51 AM Post #74 | |||
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(That's not really a condition put on my thing, it's just saying I don't get anything) But they are unable to react with softener, making them dangerously hard for your skin. I want an unlimited supply of clocks. |
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| Gadshack | 2nd August 2015 - 04:20 PM Post #75 | |||
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You get electronic clocks and there's not enough batteries I want an unlimited supply of popcorn |
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| Janus | 3rd August 2015 - 08:16 PM Post #76 | |||
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They are all burned I want an unlimited supply of candles |
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| Mr. B | 4th August 2015 - 07:41 PM Post #77 | |||
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Granted, but they're made of earwax. Unlimited holiday please. |
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| El Presidente | 9th August 2015 - 07:47 AM Post #78 | |||
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But you don't get any pay during the holiday, since your union is kinda bad at what they do. To help you I want an unlimited supply of class consciousness. |
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| Tytor | 17th September 2015 - 03:12 PM Post #79 | |||
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Unfortunately, said consciousness applies only to the super-rich. I want an unlimited supply of New England clam chowder. |
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| El Presidente | 8th October 2015 - 05:18 PM Post #80 | |||
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Which leads to you drowning. (If that's soup. I think it is.) I want an unlimited supply of plushies. |
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| Tytor | 8th October 2015 - 06:05 PM Post #81 | |||
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(Yes, it's soup. Very, very good soup, when done right.) Unfortunately, all the plushies look like CGJ's right ear. I want an unlimited supply of French toast casserole. |
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| zachpack11 | 23rd October 2015 - 10:34 PM Post #82 | |||
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The French Toast is actually Swedish Toast, I want to have unlimited knowledge without actually studying for it |
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| Tytor | 23rd October 2015 - 11:24 PM Post #83 | |||
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It's unlimited only in the field of taxonomy. I would like an unlimited supply of power. |
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You fail to specify what sort of power, and I assume it is nuclear energy. The unlimited nuclear energy you posses destroys the world in an enormous explosion I want an unlimited supply of political influence |
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| Tytor | 24th October 2015 - 08:42 PM Post #85 | |||
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You can only use your unlimited political influence in the tiny country of Liechtenstein. I want an unlimited supply of streaming data. |
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| Rhodes | 24th October 2015 - 08:47 PM Post #86 | |||
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Unfortunately, you can only stream in a format used exclusively by Azerbaijan. I wish for an unlimited supply of pie. |
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| Tytor | 24th October 2015 - 08:50 PM Post #87 | |||
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Said pie is only available in your least favorite variety. I would like an unlimited supply of bacon. |
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His Majesty Michael the First, by the Grace of God, King of Tytor and her Colonies, and Lord Protector of Floodwater His Excellency Juvenal Massaquoi, President of Ubakasa, Protector of the Revolution, and Father of His People Factbook -- News -- Press Office Former Governor-General of The Infinite Alliance Former Ambassador to Albion and the Global Right Alliance Former Vice Premier and Speaker of the Senate of the Independent Order Professional Procrastinator In firm opposition to Donald Trump's inevitable reelection campaign in 2020 Non-partisan and proud of it "A witty saying proves nothing." - Voltaire | ||||
| zachpack11 | 5th November 2015 - 09:34 PM Post #88 | |||
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In the process of acquiring your unlimited supply, you drive pigs to extinction I want an unlimited supply of spare time |
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| Tytor | 6th November 2015 - 12:23 AM Post #89 | |||
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Unfortunately, you can only use said spare time to knit doilies. I would like an unlimited supply of yarn. |
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His Majesty Michael the First, by the Grace of God, King of Tytor and her Colonies, and Lord Protector of Floodwater His Excellency Juvenal Massaquoi, President of Ubakasa, Protector of the Revolution, and Father of His People Factbook -- News -- Press Office Former Governor-General of The Infinite Alliance Former Ambassador to Albion and the Global Right Alliance Former Vice Premier and Speaker of the Senate of the Independent Order Professional Procrastinator In firm opposition to Donald Trump's inevitable reelection campaign in 2020 Non-partisan and proud of it "A witty saying proves nothing." - Voltaire | ||||
| Sentebia | 20th January 2016 - 05:05 AM Post #90 | |||
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The yarn fibers fell apart and got into a tangled mess, so it can't be used. I wish for an unlimited supply of batteries. |
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| Luvonia | 20th January 2016 - 08:41 AM Post #91 | |||
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They caused a spark and burnt you and your house. I wish for unlimited nothing |
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| Sentebia | 20th January 2016 - 06:25 PM Post #92 | |||
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The vacuum of nothing rapidly fills with air and kills you. I want an unlimited supply of skin |
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| The Emperor | 20th January 2016 - 07:15 PM Post #93 | |||
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Unfortunately, its all peeled skin from a potato. I wish for unlimited battery life for all my devices. |
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| Luvonia | 21st January 2016 - 01:59 AM Post #94 | |||
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You're devices become sentient with all the battery life and then proceed to take over the earth I wish for unlimited movie passes |
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| Tytor | 2nd February 2016 - 10:47 PM Post #95 | |||
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Unfortunately, they all expired yesterday. I want an unlimited supply of time in which to do schoolwork. |
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His Majesty Michael the First, by the Grace of God, King of Tytor and her Colonies, and Lord Protector of Floodwater His Excellency Juvenal Massaquoi, President of Ubakasa, Protector of the Revolution, and Father of His People Factbook -- News -- Press Office Former Governor-General of The Infinite Alliance Former Ambassador to Albion and the Global Right Alliance Former Vice Premier and Speaker of the Senate of the Independent Order Professional Procrastinator In firm opposition to Donald Trump's inevitable reelection campaign in 2020 Non-partisan and proud of it "A witty saying proves nothing." - Voltaire | ||||
| Luvonia | 3rd February 2016 - 04:03 AM Post #96 | |||
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Granted, but you only have unlimited work because you got unlimited time for work | |||
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| Tytor | 3rd February 2016 - 04:25 AM Post #97 | |||
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As you didn't ask for an unlimited supply of anything, you get nothing. I want an unlimited supply of pancakes. |
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| Luvonia | 3rd February 2016 - 07:34 AM Post #98 | |||
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Granted, they're made of Adam Sandler Banana Pancakes I wish for an unlimited IQ (oops) |
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| Tytor | 3rd February 2016 - 08:04 AM Post #99 | |||
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Unfortunately, you end up like Cassandra, and nobody ever takes your intellect seriously. I want an unlimited supply of New England clam chowder. |
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| Luvonia | 3rd February 2016 - 08:25 AM Post #100 | |||
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Unfortunately all of it comes from someones shi- oh, ehm waste | |||
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