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Topic Started: 28th February 2015 - 01:52 PM (532 Views)
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Bendix Landau (1880-1939)
http://ackuna.com/badtranslator

A program that translates from English to a random language and back into English around 40 times. Figured it'd be cool to see what came out for one of East Moreland traditional greetings. " MAY THE GODS WATCH OVER YOU AND YOUR AIM BE TRUE.

this is what I got
"Oh, my God, just look at it, you want to be the best, please. "

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"Togetherness Is Strength"
May The Gods Watch Over You and Your Aim Be True
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"Stand Firm and Strike Hard"
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"To secure international harmony and restore the mechanisms which shall ensure the peace and stability of Mundus I would invite the leaders of Mundus to Perlesa Manor, which sits on the outskirts of Aldspring, for the Commonwealth Conference. Working countless hours with the Emperor and the Imperial Council we have produced a proposal for a Commonwealth Treaty Organization to forward the causes of promoting the common interests of the community of nations while reducing the threat of war and conflict. It is my hopes that we can finally fill the void left by the collapse of the Covenant of Nations and bring an end to this era of conflict and suffering."


...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

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"In general, peace support and rehabilitation to ensure the sustainable Perlesa Maxim Fadeev Mundus, Mundus Aldspring I want to be a part of the Protocol. Most employees see the king's field the advice of the Council meeting,to the store, as a working document decided to give the country to promote the General interests of the community, war, armed conflict, and hope that one day, please, come in, for example, I don't want to go out and prinjat taqbid the united states at the end of time and pain."


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"The Empress is sacred and inviolable."


...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

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"The queen's most oh, and untouchable."


Good stuff, Dave. :P
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Beatrice Anselmo
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Empress of the First Empire of Rokkenjima

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For King and Country!

This is the Tytorian national motto on NS. 43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

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King of the world!


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At long last, I've finally succumbed to the combined pressure of my sisters and my curiosity. I have watched Disney's Frozen for the first time. My reaction? This movie is SO overrated. Of course, I knew going in that there was absolutely no way it could live up to its hype, but there you go. I mean, yes, it is a good movie. In fact, I'd say it's even one of Disney's better ones. But it is quite certainly NOT their best. I would put it up with Beauty and the Beast, One Hundred and One Dalmatians, and The Little Mermaid. However, it is easily outdone by others such as The Lion King, Wreck-It Ralph, and Dumbo.

This is my review of Disney's Frozen. 43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

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Finally, under the pressure of me, and I decided to see disney returns to the advantage of the first reaction;this movie is the massive of course, I know, only the media,but you have to go cero 'ngħid this is a very good movie, I think it's a whole region, but many,many more, monster, and the hundred and one Dalmatians, the little mermaid, Description, In that time, like other countries, the lion King, wreck-it ralph, Lomako.

Rather early on, Belarusian changed the phrase "this film is so overrated" to "this film is so invaluable". The phrase went through a variety of iterations, such as "this film is priceless", "this movie is the price", and finally, what you see here, Vietnamese's "this movie is the massive", which doesn't even make sense. Fun times.
His Majesty Michael the First, by the Grace of God, King of Tytor and her Colonies, and Lord Protector of Floodwater

His Excellency Juvenal Massaquoi, President of Ubakasa, Protector of the Revolution, and Father of His People

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Former Ambassador to Albion and the Global Right Alliance
Former Vice Premier and Speaker of the Senate of the Independent Order
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Original text:

"God Save Our Gracious Queen Long Live Our Noble Queen God Save The Queen Send Her Victorious Happy and Glorious Long to Reign Over Us God Save the Queen"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Oh, God save the Queen Long-the Queen, the Queen of the netherlands,live King all my life. Here's a video to make. Here's glasses. At the same time, as a rule, most in the U.s. King all my life."
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Founding member of the Cross-Straits Treaty Alliance (CSTO), Commonwealth Treaty Organisation (CTO) and Congress of Albion (PAC).
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Original: "No change occurs without difficulty."

After 43 times through Yandex: "Change does not affect weight."
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:D This one is the absolute best:

Original: This website is ridiculous and an utter waste of my time.

43x through Yandex...

Result: On this page, I have to spend my time.
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So I translated the first sentence (or part of it) of all of the company descriptions on my company description page.

Original: "Self-described as the "world's foremost innovator of high-tech, high-performance communications and security technology" "

Translated: "Change the world in the high technology, high quality, security, communications, and technology to explain "

Original: "Obeya Corps Armoury (a National Security facility) is a major weapons research and development laboratory, managed and operated by the Obeya Corporation."

Translated: "(The national security agency is important for social control obeya weapons research room attendant nghiệm.Obeya"

Original: "Nekrova International is a Aeternumese firearms manufacturer that began life as a state-run assembly plant for motorcycles."

Translated: "In a computer system, making the country an international steel Aeternumese bathroom, Nekrova."

Original: "In 2005, Aeternumese officials halted the export of a C-H15 'Hunter' helicopter gunship from a Aeternumese repair facility after they determined it was not to be returned to the Liberation Air Force, but to a terrorist training cell."

Translated: "Aeternumese September 2005 C-H15 weapons Aeternumese update install passenger ship to decide, have to stop,find a terrorist in the process of gentlemen."

Original: "Bishada is an Aeternumese sports car manufacturer based in Halcyon."

Translated: "Aeternumese sports car manufacturer, the population Bichat center. "

Original: "Sungnyemun Auto is an Aeternumese manufacturing company that specializes in luxury automobiles."

Translated: "Editor Aeternumese green focus back in the car."

Original: "Charge-National was co-founded by Arlon Cody Burns and Valentin Fischer, an engineer from Northwood who'd amassed enough money to invest in his passion for automobiles."

Translated: "The importance of these countries, on the other hand, Valentine's Day, in the Church, Fisher, day......The life of an engineer. To make enough money to have sex in the car she's in this competition. "

Original: "Segomo Defence Technologies (SDT) was a defence contractor who diversified in the early eighties in an effort to shield themselves from the cyclical aerospace and defence markets."

Translated: "Military equipment(in particular, an important difference between treatments),the members of the AMERICAN family, suppliers,providers to the service, refrigerator, air, space and security Segomo." (I didn't capitalize American.)

This is beautiful
Edited by MikeRaven, 4th March 2015 - 03:51 PM.
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And just for the hell of it, the translated biography of Alex Zhou from my factbook.

Cook, Alexander.
Age:39
Empty:the former prime Minister first aeternum aeternum

Most soldiers mutiny hard drive(expensive and perform) national Aeternumese 1998, the state mileage for the year and will interact with all the former communist system,dad, Jeremy, Jerry,aeternum, but the best-in-you, I'm Ivan in addition, the world, ready to sell gasoline, 95 tin less use of the car hard and shake on the walls, and against the government, but at the same time, protest flag new citizens, government, and the fear of revolution aeternum, but more or less pronounced, Alexander, from the University of Libya was a student, I am sure, father 1999. September aeternum who is a traitor, a majority of large companies and individuals,leaders, countries in the field of accounting quality, atmosphere, service, japanese, and pay taxes. So, to attract people, this week-2014 to avoid, in the future, the city gates, the research found.
The People's Republic of Aeternum
""谁手表的守望者?"

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Sky Queen
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Pearls are a girl's best friend.
Are you freaking kidding me?

Original text:

"May justice be with us."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"And if the United States."

Here is where it all went terribly wrong-
Back to English: So, if this is for all of us.
To Maltese: Iva, jekk dan ikun kollha tal-istati uniti.
Back to English: Yes, if this is all of the united states.

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CGJ
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Franz Kaufmann (1886-1944)
Original text:

"Victory will be mine."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"I've bought."
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Coauthor of the Order's most viewed vignette series: Beaxander, as well as BeaXtra, 50 Shades of Chalk and Beaxotica.

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The Kingdom of Dartfordia (Factbook - Vignettes - News - Press Office)
Founding member of the Cross-Straits Treaty Alliance (CSTO), Commonwealth Treaty Organisation (CTO) and Congress of Albion (PAC).
Member of the Cultural Exchange Treaty Organisation (CETO).
Signatory to the Mundus Convention on Universal Rights (MCUR), Fair Seas Concordat (FSC) and Uppsala Convention.
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My NS national motto: "Honour and Duty"

43 translations later: "Respect and Responsibility"

Or, even better: "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

Comes out as: "Guinea pig, guinea pigs, isn't there?"

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Franz Kaufmann (1886-1944)
Original text:

"We're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"We can see the magic thief."



Original text:

"Let It Go, Let It Go, I am one with the wind and sky. Let It Go, Let It Go, you'll never see me cry. Here I stand, and here I'll stay. Let the storm rage on, the cold never bothered me anyway."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Without him, the wind, the sky, tell me, tell me, after all I'm here to cry, I'm not here, and where to invest the enemy, rain and cold, and I don't care."

And to spice it up a bit...

Original text:

"Without him, the wind, the sky, tell me, tell me, after all I'm here to cry, I'm not here, and where to invest the enemy, rain and cold, and I don't care."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"If you have an clear to God, if you will tell me why I'm crying here, he could be an enemy, I don't want to do that."
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Coauthor of the Order's most viewed vignette series: Beaxander, as well as BeaXtra, 50 Shades of Chalk and Beaxotica.

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The Kingdom of Dartfordia (Factbook - Vignettes - News - Press Office)
Founding member of the Cross-Straits Treaty Alliance (CSTO), Commonwealth Treaty Organisation (CTO) and Congress of Albion (PAC).
Member of the Cultural Exchange Treaty Organisation (CETO).
Signatory to the Mundus Convention on Universal Rights (MCUR), Fair Seas Concordat (FSC) and Uppsala Convention.
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