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| Topic Started: 10th October 2015 - 07:31 AM (310 Views) | ||
| Rhodes | 10th October 2015 - 07:31 AM Post #1 | |
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This is where I shall bitch about the stupid things in my life. I imagine 70% of it will be work related and adult language will be used. You have all been warned. Fuck Ketamine. I mean, Ketamine is a wonderful drug. The problem is, 99% of all meds are drawn up in a 10 ml syringe. The dosage is 1.5 mg/kg and it comes in a concentration of 10mg/ml. So what's the problem? The problem is if you are over 66kg ( that's 145 lbs for you Americans, and really, how many adults do you know that weigh less than 145 lbs? Trust me, as a %, the number is very low) I have to use a fucking 20 ml syringe cause no matter how you might try, 12 ml of ketamine (for a person 80kg/176lbs) don't fit in no 10ml syringe. And yes, upgrading to a 20 IS THAT BIG OF A DEAL. Edited by Rhodes, 10th October 2015 - 07:35 AM.
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| DaveIronside | 10th October 2015 - 08:16 AM Post #2 | |
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I can get more than a pint of Guinness in a Guinness glass, therefore it can be done you just need to draw a shamrock on top of the Ketamine job done. | |
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| autarch | 10th October 2015 - 10:45 AM Post #3 | |
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Dat solution tho -____- | |
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| Rhodes | 12th October 2015 - 06:58 PM Post #4 | |
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Several years agi I bought a Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers Greatist Hits CD. The CD was released befire he came out with "you dont know", so it cannot, by any dedinition, be called a greatest hits album. I really wish people would stop releasing "greatest hits" cds mid-career. | |
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| Rhodes | 14th October 2015 - 05:51 PM Post #5 | |
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Please tell me again how you are allergic to Tylenol, Advil, codeine and Robaxacet,.....but Morphine and Gravol works for you. | |
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| DaveIronside | 14th October 2015 - 06:29 PM Post #6 | |
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I'm alergic to Tylenol, Advil, codeine and Robaxacet,.....but Morphine and Gravol works for me. | |
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| Rhodes | 14th October 2015 - 07:20 PM Post #7 | |
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Just for you Dave, just this once, you may have Morphine/Gravol. Enjoy your nap. | |
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| Rhodes | 1st December 2015 - 12:42 AM Post #8 | |
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Dear Dispatch, no matter how many times you try, the drunk sleeping in the bank foyer is NOT a "Respond Delta, Cardiac Arrest" and the cardiac arrest is NOT a "Respond Alpha, Ground Level Fall". Please learn the differences. | |
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| Rhodes | 1st January 2016 - 02:27 PM Post #9 | |
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Drunk chicks have a shelf life. They are entertaining while becoming intoxicated, but once that has been achieved its really only funny for about 30-45 minutes tops. On the other hand, working the ambulance on New Years Eve in a Metro station is one of life's little treasures. In cases such as New Years Eve, Birthdays, Stagette Parties and the like the shelf life is temporarily lifted and these girls are hilarious whenever encountered, in whatever state. Side Note: If you vomit and feel better, you are drunk. You were not "Roofied". That is all. |
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| Rhodes | 4th March 2016 - 08:11 PM Post #10 | |
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If its arm day, you will do CPR. If its leg day, you will have a stretcher patient on a 2nd floor walk-up. | |
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