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| The Church of Zach; New Unofficial Religion of TIO | ||
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| Topic Started: 10th March 2016 - 07:56 PM (729 Views) | ||
| Sparta | 10th March 2016 - 07:56 PM Post #1 | |
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#Darxit
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I am the Prophet. I know when Zach, the chaos bringer, the devourer, the destroyer of foundations, the one who shall bring in a new age, will return. Join us, so that when he returns, his army awaits, and when the dust has settled, we will reign supreme. | |
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| Yolotan | 10th March 2016 - 09:34 PM Post #2 | |
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I'll join | |
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| El Presidente | 10th March 2016 - 09:43 PM Post #3 | |
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Hail Zach's disruptive powers! | |
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| Yolotan | 10th March 2016 - 09:50 PM Post #4 | |
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El Prez I gotta be honest with you, when a German says hail it really sounds wrong | |
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| El Presidente | 10th March 2016 - 10:22 PM Post #5 | |
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I guess I can't hail any vessels then, can I? Honestly even Heil isn't THAT frowned upon in Germany. It's still commonly used in things like "Petri Heil!" (a fishermen's greeting) or historical pieces. And now excuse me. I have to bask in the glory of Zach. |
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| Yolotan | 10th March 2016 - 10:28 PM Post #6 | |
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I was just joking
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| USR | 11th March 2016 - 12:09 AM Post #7 | |
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Zach was by far the most dangerous, bloodthirsty nation in the RP, who abused our alliance to make me constantly look like the bad guy. Not fair!
Edited by USR, 11th March 2016 - 12:10 AM.
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| Gadshack | 11th March 2016 - 01:52 AM Post #8 | |
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I am defector, church is lie to take money | |
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| Sparta | 11th March 2016 - 02:39 AM Post #9 | |
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^heretic | |
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| Gadshack | 11th March 2016 - 03:23 AM Post #10 | |
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Church of Tentacle no lie, only love, please love the word of the Flying Tentacle Monster, I hope he saves all your souls. My his slimey appendage touch you all and find it's way into your heart. Edited by Gadshack, 11th March 2016 - 03:23 AM.
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| Helgara | 11th March 2016 - 03:41 AM Post #11 | |
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Zach has abandoned us. He is no holy figure, and this whole church is a sham, exploiting the current situation. As such, I have no chose but to join the Church of Tentacle. May I be forever guided by his sliminess. I hope that the rest of you will soon see the truth. |
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| Sparta | 11th March 2016 - 03:53 AM Post #12 | |
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No, he has spoken, and told the Prophet when he will return. And when he returns, all who stand by him will reign alongside him. | |
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| Sparta | 11th March 2016 - 03:54 AM Post #13 | |
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In all seriousness I actually talked to Zach and he told me about a certain time period when he was going to come back, however I'm keeping it a secret for the intrigue of my sort-of-religion | |
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| autarch | 11th March 2016 - 06:40 AM Post #14 | |
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I WILL GLADLY LIVE IN SERVICE OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR ZACHARY. I'll have to make room tho... I still have to attend the first church of weedleism and the church of our lord Criken. | |
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| Gadshack | 11th March 2016 - 11:36 AM Post #15 | |
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All hail the flying tentacle monster, ![]() May he guide us Let us pray in protest....*ahem*...woop woop woop! Edited by Gadshack, 11th March 2016 - 11:38 AM.
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| Sparta | 11th March 2016 - 01:06 PM Post #16 | |
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HERETIC! Repent, or face the wrath of Zach upon his return! | |
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| Gadshack | 11th March 2016 - 02:00 PM Post #17 | |
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Fine, I will formalize the Cult of Tentacle | |
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| Helgara | 11th March 2016 - 05:09 PM Post #18 | |
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in all seriousness, if Zach truly is returning, does that mean we can all commit diplomatic insanity and then form an evil empire? | |
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| Sparta | 11th March 2016 - 10:01 PM Post #19 | |
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When I, the Prophet, spoke to Zach, the One who Shall Destroy All, he has told me of his plans to bring utter destruction unto Mundus. Empires shall fall and all who are not with him will tremble. Repent, and do not be one of the defiant ones who disobey his will. | |
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| Sparta | 11th March 2016 - 10:07 PM Post #20 | |
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Unto all who are misguided, The Church of Zach's purpose is not to worship the Destroyer, but for forming and joining an Army that together will sweep across the land and ravage it. |
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| Sparta | 11th March 2016 - 10:13 PM Post #21 | |
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The Prophet: Sparta Minor Prophet: Yolotan The Future Victorious: Autarch, El Prez Edited by Sparta, 12th March 2016 - 12:59 AM.
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| Sparta | 12th March 2016 - 01:44 AM Post #22 | |
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The Prophecy: On the return of Zach, the Destroyer, who gave the Prophet the Secret of his return; All who do not stand with him shall tremble in fear, Empires will fall and warriors, young and old, shall unite, And all his Faithful will join in the plunder, And all others shall be crushed, into the dust. |
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| Greganator | 13th March 2016 - 01:43 AM Post #23 | |
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Well if Zack is coming back i guess i should return as well the Supreme Empire dose not take kindly to his bastardization of the glorious socialist revolution, and even the walls crafted by the gods shall not hold the winter. | |
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| autarch | 13th March 2016 - 10:59 PM Post #24 | |
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ZACH, OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR HAS RETURNED! | |
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| Sparta | 14th March 2016 - 03:40 AM Post #25 | |
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He is no Savior. He is a Destroyer, a Conquerer. We who stand at his side will reign with him after we conquer all. | |
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