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Funniest Things Said/Posted in IRC/Discord; Not all time - just whenever things mildly amusing occur.
Topic Started: 20th March 2016 - 10:28 PM (942 Views)
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Post funny stuff, post and even other things to keep record here xD
Edited by CGJ, 16th July 2016 - 04:17 AM.
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4:29 PM <Verover> "Yolotan is a retarded child that lives in a windmill"
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I Joined Feb. 6, 2014
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Not that I want to ruin anyone's fun I mean this is great if someone makes a joke or funny observation on IRC and people want to share it. But do bear in mind please that at present I'm the Attorney General and Rhodes is the Officer of Accountability part of our jobs is enforcing the region's Criminal Code so I'm giving anyone who contributes to this thread fair warning that if you post something and offence is taken or we believe it to violate the Criminal Code in any way then action in accordance with forum legislation will be considered.
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4:37 PM <DaveIronside> Their STD tested and supplied with free condoms
4:37 PM <Sparta> woah
4:37 PM <Gadshack> woah
4:37 PM <Guest96229> http://independentorder.net/topic/11566285/1/?x=0#post8399614
4:37 PM <Guest96229> woah
4:37 PM <DaveIronside> Yeah hookers in Amsterdam have STD certification
4:37 PM <Gadshack> so wait
4:37 PM <Gadshack> Dave
4:37 PM <Guest96229> Dave
4:37 PM <Gadshack> If you're a hooker in the Uk
4:37 PM <Guest96229> how do you know this?
4:38 PM <Gadshack> you get free sex Shite?
4:38 PM <Guest96229> DaveIronside are you a hooker?
4:38 PM <DaveIronside> Nah, I play inside centre or fly half
4:38 PM <DaveIronside> ;)
4:38 PM <DaveIronside> I was talking aboyt the hookers in Amsterdam
4:38 PM <Guest96229> oh ok XD
4:39 PM <Sparta> I guess that's what Rubio means by making america like the rest of the world
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#Darxit
4:25:15 PM Gadshack Ted Cruz is on his knees with an erect Trump dick staring him in the face. He knows what he must do, like the others.
4:25:53 PM Sparta Move back to Canada?
4:26:07 PM Helgara Bite down really hard?
4:26:16 PM Achkaerin cut it off?
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#Darxit
14:44 hobbes and he was like
14:44 hobbes 'to kill commies'
14:44 hobbes and i was like
14:44 hobbes 'say no more'
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14:44 hobbes and he was like
14:44 hobbes 'to kill commies'
14:44 hobbes and i was like
14:44 hobbes 'say no more'
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12:32:44 hobbeslaptop: and spell Caek correctly benway
12:32:49 Benway: NO
12:32:50 KaiserAdolf: caik not caek
12:32:54 hobbeslaptop: filthy plebiscites!
12:32:58 Benway: :D
12:32:59 Notice← Avakael has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
12:32:59 hobbeslaptop: Caek.
12:33:03 Benway: WHY
12:33:12 hobbeslaptop: Because Caek.


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#Darxit
This is discord but meh

hobbes - Today at 4:09 PM
in the order of 2 paragraphs
we went from
capture
basement in ship
food
talking
beating
whipping
kinda hard to reply to all of this lol
Gadshack - Today at 4:09 PM
i'll edit it
Sparta - Today at 4:09 PM
Sounds like a healthy BDSM relationship to me
hobbes - Today at 4:10 PM
@Sparta gets it
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#Darxit
Sparta: what was the name of our base again
hobbes: idk
Sparta: We're the only two specters of democracy in the world and we don't even remember the name of our base.
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#Darxit
Helgara - Today at 9:07 PM
these are the worst high school sterortypes
Sparta - Today at 9:07 PM
You're just saying that because you're that one kid who's gonna suicide bomb english class
Gadshack - Today at 9:08 PM
No he bombs french class
Sparta - Today at 9:08 PM
TOO SOON GAD
Sparta - Today at 9:08 PM
WAY TOO SOON
hobbes - Today at 9:08 PM
TOO SOON
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Yo CGJ can we get this thread formally renamed to funniest stuff said in Discord
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hobbes - Today at 8:23 PM
HOLY SHIT
PEOPLE STOLE A TANK AND THEY'RE DRIVING IT THROUGH ISTANBUL

Greganator - Today at 8:25 PM
....
wow

Sparta - Today at 8:25 PM
what the fuck

Helgara - Today at 8:25 PM
LOOK AT HOW CUTE THIS DOG IS
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Greganator - Today at 8:25 PM
glad im not there anymore

Sparta - Today at 8:25 PM
HELGARA
WE ARE TALKING ABOUT CIVIL WAR AND YOU POST A PICTURE OF MY LUNCH
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Elpidia - Today at 12:28 PM
Sorry I was putting my top coat on my nails

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Ooh, could you post a pic?

Elpidia - Today at 12:28 PM
Elpidia is a pretty standard democratic republic

Sparta - Today at 12:29 PM
@Elpidia Democractic republics aren't that standard in Mundus lol
I have this thing for topcoats and peacoats
They just look so awesome

Helgara - Today at 12:29 PM
top coat on nails... like nail polish

Elpidia - Today at 12:29 PM
Lolol
and i just messed one of them up so give me a few minutes

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@Sparta y u dumb

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I feel dumb
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#Darxit
𝒮𝒶𝓉𝒶𝓃𝐿𝑜𝓇𝒹 - Today at 3:40 PM
Sparta's a fractal kind of guy so that's obviously why
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Sista Sparta - Today at 4:42 PM
go fuck yourself @NSA #2
NSA #2BOT - Today at 4:42 PM
@Sista Sparta Might be fun!
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Yolotan - Today at 4:43 PM
@Warpath Sorry i am 15, understand my sexual frustations
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#Darxit
Sparta - Today at 6:14 PM
So I was watching rogue one
and I thought "wow those bad guys shoot like stormtropers"
and then it hit me
Gad - Today at 6:15 PM
Get out
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^
DaveIronside - Today at 6:16 PM
@Sparta I'll put this as politley as possible "Shut the fuck up"
Yolotan - Today at 6:16 PM
whahaha
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were you here when we were tlking about a show with me and KA in it? It was like, a sitcom where we were brothers in Sri Lanka living with eachother and he would be muslim and me buddhist
now take that idea
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Yes
I was here
Gad - Today at 2:37 AM
and combine it with breaking bad
Vinage - Today at 2:38 AM
Sounds like a right clusterfuck
But a clusterfuck that I'd want to watch
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