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Topic Started: 29th April 2016 - 07:08 PM (579 Views)
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KING SAID HE "LOVED ME"


In an exclusive interview with Gossip Daily the 20 year old woman at the centre of the Royal Love Child scandal has spoken of her relationship with King David. Jenny Mason was a young stable hand when she says she was seduced by the King and then conceived a child, who at six months of age has never seen his father.

Jenny says she began work at the stables shortly after her 18th birthday saying, "I was excited, it was a chance for me to get experience of working in a stables as I wanted to be a vet, I'd never imagined getting to work in the royal stables looking after King David's prize horse Onyx. I used to be responsible for feeding the horses and grooming Onyx as well as occasionally taking him out for exercise." Jenny claims that she had been working there just a few months when she began to sense the King had an interest in her. "King David would often come into the stables while I was working and he would sit chatting with me, he would always ask me about myself, what I hoped to study, plans for universities and things like that. Eventually he started asking whether I had a boyfriend and things like that, I sensed he was interested in me"

Jenny then confirmed what Erin Osman has said in the Northfort News that things between the King and Queen were not always happy. "The King would often come in looking slightly angry or upset, he would never tell me what had happened but I knew it was when he'd been with Matilda." There have been other rumours of the King and Queen arguing and spending time apart from each other, many speculating that it was the death of Prince Caspian that has caused friction between them. Jenny told us how it was after an arguement the two first let their relationship get physical. "It was one day I could tell they'd argued, David came in shaking, like he was angry, I was cleaning Onyx stall while David sat talking to me, suddenly Onyx kicked back and I fell over trying to get out the way, the King caught me and we fell onto the floor. The next thing I knew we were kissing and his hands were unbuttoning my blouse, I hadn't planned on it, but that was our first time together." She went on to say how they began a steamy affair that lasted several months. "We would often meet in one of the Palace lodges and make love, he was very passionate and after a few weeks he told me he loved me."

Once Jenny got pregnant she was removed from royal service and says,"I was heartbroken I was in love with the King and I always thought he was a man of honour, now he's left me with a child to bring up on my own." The King has so far denied being the father yet has refused to provide a DNA match despite Jenny doing so via our sister publication in East Moreland,the National Star.

Mason has been criticised recently in the Dartfordian Press by no less than the Prince of Littlebrook Alexander Anselmo, in response Mason said, "I'd expected people to think the worse of me, to call me names and make this out to be my fault, but what am I supposed to do? I'm a young girl who has been tricked by a man I cared for, I'm a single mother with a child to bring up having had my family turn their back on me. He says I should make this a court matter, well I have tried contacting him, I have no desire to take my King to court, despite everything he's my monarch and I respect that aspect of him, going through the media was the only option left to me, do I want the attention....no, but its the only way I can get David to take responsibility for what he has created and provide for my child."




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SOPHIE HOLIDAYS WITH SEAFORTH RUGBY HOT SHOT


Archduchess Sophie Harrison-Ironside has been seen dating up and coming rugby player Rollo MacAllister from Seaforth. The 20 year old 2nd row player, who stands a giant 6ft 7inches tall, has recently been signed to a part time contract by Northfort Royals while he completes a degree at the Royal Merriman University, the same institute as the Archduchess.

MacAllister posted a selfie of himself being kissed on the cheek by the Archduchess taken on a short break in Keepton. MacAllister posted the picture with the caption "Beautiful view...and thats just the gf".
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TOP ACHKAERINESE CYCLIST OUTED AS BORLANDER


In a Mundus exclusive the Gossip Daily can reveal that cyclist Mark Kaymer who cycles for Achkaerin at the international level is in fact not from East Moreland as information provided to Achkaerinese Cycling suggests, but he is in fact a Borlander. The evidence obtained by Gossip Daily comes from extensive research and consultation with genealogists and was triggered following a chance remark made by Kaymer after he won gold in the Omnium at the last Mundus Games where he said that he was "Proud of my accomplishments but disappointed that for various reasons I can't wear the jersey of my own nation, hopefully I may get that chance one day." Clearly this suggests somewhere other than East Moreland as his birth place since there is no real problem with him wearing the Morelander colors to compete if he so wishes.

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QUEEN PARTIES WITHOUT KING. IS MARRIAGE IN TROUBLE?


Following the recent resolution of what many have termed "Babygate" Queen Matilda was last night out on the town, however unusually without her husband the King. Rumours have been persisting for some time now that the royal marriage is struggling and that the two are spending more and more time apart. Last month the King was accused of fathering a child with a former Palace member of staff, an accusation that has proved to be false, many had assumed that the end of "Babygate" would see things improve between the royal couple however with the Queen out and about solo that does not appear to be the case.

The Queen, who was accompanied by her younger sister, Erin Osman, were seen arriving at the Sugarhouse Nightclub in Northfort wering a black and white patterned shirt and short white skirt. The two sisters were spotted enjoying drinks in the VIP section as well as mingling with other party goers on the dance floor. One reveller said "The two girls were clearly having a good time, we saw them doing shots and dancing, they were just like any one else there, just having a good time." Erin Osman was seen to be getting exceptionally close to Formula Mundus driver Mark Lindley, whom she previous dated. Meanwhile the Queen was seen drinking at the bar with his team mate Sam Halliday. One member of staff at the bar said, "The two of them were getting along very well, had the Queen not been married you'd have maybe said they were flirting."

The Queen wasn't seen leaving the club prompting paparazzi to assume she was permitted to leave via the rear door, incidently Halliday was also not seen leaving the venue while Erin Osman and Mark Lindley left at 4am in a taxi.
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KING OF VAGUZIA REALLY IS GAY


Following months of speculation in Vaguzia's newspapers Gossip daily can today confirm to you that Vaguzia's King is in fact gay. This shocking revelation came after a Gossip Daily investigation found evidence of him meeting up with thousands of male prostitutes around Vaguzia and Mundus. This comes after the rumours largely subsided after he got married however it now seems the marriage was all a ruse to make the world think he truly wasn't gay. Gossip Daily was shocked when we found out the truth but now we know it and are prepared to let Mundus know.

Gossip Daily also caught video footage of the King heading up to meet with one of these prostitutes. In the video he went to the club in one of Vaguzia's royal cars accompanied by a few bodyguards. He was then seen leaving with a young man on his arm. The pair then went to one of Saburi's finest hotels where they ordered the premium suite. There is also evidence of receipts with up to $10,000 worth of booze on there. An anonymous source has given us an eyewitness account. "We saw them enter and we were all shocked. They then went up to the premium suite. Many more male prostitutes also flooded in and we could hear music from upstairs. Then we saw waiters taking up gallons of the finest champagne and booze you have ever seen. It was crazy to think he would do this when he has a country to look after."

Gossip Daily approached the Royal Family for comment however none was made further showing they are afraid of this being let slip.
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KING LEONARD SPOTTED IN RED LIGHT DISTRICT


King Leonard has been spotted in the red light district of Vallis together with a female prostitute, we interviewed the postitute and asked her reaction: "Well i was kinda shocked, because we are talking about the king you know. I got a lot of money, , around 50.000$, he was pretty good fun though, but i have had bigger and better.." People in Vallis were shocked after we told them the news, one guy said: "I think it is a disgusting that the king went to the prostitutes, he is our leader and he shouldnt fuck around with prostitutes."




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Following a series of scandals surrounding the king of Vaguzia, a Spartan reporter leaked a story he had kept secret for several years. During a trip to Vaguzia, he interviewed King Leonard, who, after the interview, asked if he could have sex with him, offering the reporter $250,000. After being asked if he said yes, the reporter said, "Well, it was 250,000 dollars."

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'KING HAS SLEPT WITH OVER 500 WOMEN', CLAIMS PROSTIUTE


A reporter for Gossip Daily met up with a prostitute in the City of Saburi in Vaguzia. During the interview she told us about King Leonard's activities and how he's been cheating on his wife for a long time. In this piece we will reveal how toxic of a man he really is.

We met up with the women in a bar in Saburi. She seemed rather timid and worried that what she was doing would bring serious harm to her. She was hesitant to speak at first however once she began the gossip wouldn't stop coming.

"I first met Leonard when I was young girl. I was maybe 18 or 19 at the time. He was a rather kind man and seemed respectful of the women which is always good for a client. He first spoke to me about his life and how he had left the commandos after sustaining an injury. I felt a close bond to him and thought for once that maybe I could leave the business and settle down. He visited me again after that in many different locations and we built up our relationship until he invited me to a hotel. There it happened and he never spoke to me again after that. It was traumatic for me because I felt such a close connection but I guess that's what happens when you're in this industry."

"I saw him many other times with other women and I always here stories of how he's slept with over 500 women. I hear all the time how he disregards his wife and only uses her to get him an heir. He's scum but at least he treats people fairly but that's still not enough. He needs to treat these women better. As for the rumours of him meeting male prostitutes, that's something I know little about but if anything he's bi and he definitely leans towards women. I think that he needs to be exposed and own up and prove that this industry really isn't that bad. Thank You."

We would like to thank our Vaguzian Bureau for giving us info on this story and providing us with the information. We will bring you more on this story over time.


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KING LET SON DIE CLAIMS ERIN OSMAN


East Moreland's version of Celebrity Big Brother was always destined to bring about gossip once Erin Osman was named as a housemate. The daughter of East Moreland's richest man is a magnet for the tabloids and papparazzi and was always likely to be full of scandals just waiting to come to the surface. On the first day in the house she didn't disappoint and dropped what may be the biggest titbit of the whole show, anywhere on Mundus.

While sat talking to Jenny Mason, the 19 year old who falsely claimed King David was the father of her newborn son, she let slip that the King actually allowed his two year old son, Prince Caspian to die. The little Prince had been born with a rare genetic disorder known as MSP, he had already undergone a major heart surgery and was prone to stop breathing. As Erin Osman sat talking with Mason the 26 year old socalite said, "You want to be thankful your son wasn't David's, he's a bad track record with sons" Mason then pressed Erin to explain what she meant while defending the King saying, "The King has only ever helped me, even though I was a stupid cow."

It was then that Osman revealed the truth of the Princes death. She described a scene where the Prince had experienced another crisis and in home medics had rushed to the bedroom where the King himself was performing CPR. The Prince was apparently shocked several times and CPR continued all the time while the King and Queen, Erin's sister Matilda, watched on. After the forth or fifth shock the King ordered the medics to stop, essentially ending his own son's life. Erin went on the say how it was this death that drove a wedge between the King and Queen, she also told Mason that the female Osman's carried the MSP gene which is why the King and Queen had no more children.

The news has come as a shock as until now the death of Caspian was described as him simply slipping away, however the in house tittle tattle describes a much more horrific scene with the King consigning his own child to what may have been an early death. What do you think, check out our facebook page and leave your thoughts.

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KING OF VAGUZIA SEEN WITH MYSTERY MAN


Reporters on the streets of Saburi, a Vaguzian city, have seen King Leonard holding hands with a mystery man. Since then speculation has been running rampant.

Apparently King Leonard has been having some tough times with his wife and has been meeting up with male prostitutes, again. But, has it progressed to something more now? We have evidence to prove. The two were seen kissing whilst walking down a backstreet and hotel staff reportedly videotaped peculiar noises coming from their hotel room.

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PRINCESS WRECKS HUSBANDS CAR


Princess Anna, wife of King Leonard Delacroix of Vaguzia, has been involved in what Vaguzian authorities are calling a "road incident", the Princess was driving one of her husbands many Ornati motors at the time and to quote one eyewitness "overshot the corner by a huge margin and lost control, showing about as much ability for driving as the Ornati Formula Mundus team showed in Vafleon." Princess Anna was taken to Saburi Hospital for treatment with regards to broken ribs, potential internal injuries and as a precautionary measure in relation to a suspected head injury.

Police investigators would not officially comment on the incident but a source within the investigation has revealed that there were several empty bottles of vodka found inside the car and the strong smell of alcohol on the Princess's breath. But why was she drunk and why was she driving? Gossip Daily can exclusively reveal that she was in West Moreland earlier in the day meeting with some friends something she has been doing a lot of recently which casts questions over the state of the marriage between her and the King, which further fuels this paper's assertion and international speculation that King Leonard is in fact gay and that he only married Princess Anna in an attempt to deflect that rumor.
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DID ACHKAERINESE COUNT CAUSE ROKKENJIMAN U-TURN?


It has been an interesting few days for the nations of Mundus in particular the leaders of these nations, all brought about by Rokkenjiman imposed sanctions against Kaitaine that accused Kaitaine of committing a genocide, under the Genocide Recognition Act, against the Bene Gesserit faithful, a religious group within the nation that is branded as a terrorist group by the Kaitainite Government. The sanctions met resistance and strong opposition from several nations - Achkaerin, Bykrestan, Himeyama, Tokulel and Ui Cenneslaig. There was also a strong calling for Rokkenjima to produce the evidence upon which the accusations were based, and now Rokkenjima withdraws the sanctions, the same Empress who only days ago laid the foundations for the sanctions when she granted Imperial Assent to the Genocide Recognition Act, an Act which this paper notes is still in force despite clearly being untenable as implied by the withdrawal of the sanctions.

However the real question is - what or who changed the mind of the Rokkenjiman Empress? We at Gossip Daily believe that Count Emerson Ravenswood of Achkaerin may have had a part to play in that. The Count is known to be dating the Empress and rumors indicate that their relationship is a very close one with the pair spending increasing amounts of time together to the point where Count Ravenswood has become almost a stalwart of international occasions and speculation about the relationship becoming a hot topic online.

The Count was seen at the annual Saika fete a matter of hours before the Rokkenjiman U-turn was announced where he spoke of his "Hope that Rokkenjima would heed the international concerns" it's also likely to avoid a return to the so called great chasm that a more personal approach was taken by the Achkaerinese government, and in terms of the best chance of communicating with the Empress it is likely that Count Ravenswood was asked, and even if he wasn't it is likely that he expressed his opinion to the Empress privately. For that this paper thanks him and hopes he proceeds to sort the rest of this mess out.


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BOOKIES TAKE BETS OF FUTURE QUEEN


As you'd expect with the announcement of King David divorcing Queen Matilda people have begun speculating on the future of the Queen's crown. East Moreland based bookmakers BetEM have already reported around EM£ 200,000 has been staked on the matter. King David has been seen in the company of several well known women in the recent months with their being several rumours about relationships with some of them.

BetEM odds maker Stephen Yates, more used to working out odds on political gambles, has worked with Gossip Daily to bring you a round up of some of the most backed candidates.

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Daisy Greechan
The Sporting Legend was in a serious relationship with the King which ended because of her commitment to her military career. With her terms of service coming to an end in six months will she re-enlist or follow her heart to be with the King.

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With the King graduating this summer could the pair get back together? Like Daisy Greechan she has no links to nobility however.
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The 26 year old however is rather eccentric, something a polar opposite to the King, but could opposites attract?
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She is currently dating Formula Mundus driver Matt Cooke and her party life style is something the King is not known to embrace.
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There have been rumours in Palace corridors of the King sharing intimate moments with a Lodjain, could this be the young Queen of Lodja? The two are known to get on well and just before her marriage the two were seen enjoying dinner together. In Lodjain culture women may have more than one husband, could King David be on her radar.

It is however unlikely that the King would agree to be a 2nd husband, and the rulers of two countries are unlikely to be able to commit the time to spend together.
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However with the Empress having pressing concerns of her own and rumoured to be in a relationship with Count Emerson Ravenswood it is unlikely to progress. Also would the King really marry the widow of a close friend?
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The two neighbouring monarchs are known to be close friends. While King Leonard may be married there have been constant rumours of him being gay. Add to this the visible support King David has given the recent Pride events in East Moreland, at one sharing what many believed was a comedy kiss with a male security agent, could this actually be him hinting at something more.

With the Vaguzian King having heavily denied being gay and also the rumours of his rather promiscuous use of prostitutes its unlikely that even if King David was gay he'd be interested.
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BYKBET: "MEME JIHAD" MORE LIKELY THAN KING LEONARD MARRYING KING DAVID


Bykrestani betting giant BykBet, in response to recent odds released by BetEM regarding East Moreland's next Queen, has released new "King Leonard odds", allowing punters to bet on a wide range of events with stupidly long odds, (partly) similar to those of a Royal Wedding between King David and King Leonard, the latter of which has been the target of multiple allegations of homosexuality and reportedly has a serious penchant for male prostitutes.

This list includes many ridiculous, over-the-top events, such as Severin Constantine mooning during his next address and a Phuebra being declared Mundus' "best place to live".

The most interesting event from the list, however, is a "meme jihad" against Rokkenjima, currently at odds of 20000/1. Analysis of content on many Bykrestani forums, internet chatrooms and other such social media has revealed a large underground network of "meme factories" which are churning out humorous and, at times, controversial content on a daily basis - one of the recurring themes evident in this network is jibes against the First Empire of Rokkenjima, particularly after the Andean Genocide. In fact, Rokkenjimans have been branded as "normies" by this network, dubbed "Kekstein" by its members. The term "meme jihad" has appeared more recently, hence BykBet offering odds on this occurring, with the company even going as far as to say the odds could still shorten.

Here is the full initial list of odds released by BykBet:


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Severin Constantine mooning during next address15000/1
Disgruntled farmer stampeding livestock, naked wife, through Grand Republic Day parade17500/1
The Morris Ice Shelf crisis being a hoax20000/1
"Meme Jihad" against Rokkenjima20000/1
King Leonard marrying King David25000/1
Rokkenjima embracing crappy chart pop and turning away from metal50000/1
Phuebra being declared best place to live on Mundus1,000,000,000/1
King Leonard actually being straight∞/1*



*Later revealed to be a hoax - BykBet stated they weren't actually accepting money for that event, as "the risk of them going out of business" due to the exaggerated odds was "too damn high".
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