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| The Asteria People Newspaper; A newspaper (a fake one) dedicated to The Asteria People | |
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| Topic Started: 17th November 2016 - 08:48 PM (213 Views) | |
| Knight_Of_Power | 17th November 2016 - 08:48 PM Post #1 |
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The Asteria People News Channel Eria hates The Asterian People? This just in Eria, our leader, said to everyone on national television, "I hate all of you. I should make Polemos an independent country again and move there." What will this mean for The Asterian People? We are researching it now. Polemos people protest? This just in, a group of Polemos people protested in front of Eria's house. Eria's family descended from Polemos royalty, but he arrested all of the protestors. They received a one month sentence and this will not go on any of their permanent records. But, what does this say for the Polemos people? Polemos war monument is made For everyone that didn't pay attention in history class, the Polemos war happened centuries ago and we, of course, won the war. But, today Eria decided to make a monument to all of the Polemosians that died in that war. How will this effect the Asterians and Polemosians? We are researching it now. College made free? Just now, every college in Asteria is now free. Other cities are currently making more and more colleges free. Eria said, "If we make these colleges free, we will give the students attending the colleges more jobs. With more jobs come more money. And, just like our motto says, 'Everyone needs money.' " How will this effect The Asteria People? Our economic experts are researching it now. And... That's it! (If any of these fake events relate to current or past real life events, it is purely coincidence.) |
| Knight_Of_Power | 27th November 2016 - 09:42 PM Post #2 |
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THIS JUST IN! Eria, is he a corrupt or just leader? We have known him as our "great" leader, but what will WE do about this? He has called us idiots and he laughs at our problems! How can he? Today, he refused to release any information about Azziari, the Polemosian religion. Why would he do this? I suppose that he is hiding something about the Polemosian people, and he may try to actually make them an independent country again! Look at what happened before! They caused many, many deaths! They are the ones who started the Chenimian war! Possibly... Actually, we have no proof of that, but still! This is an outrage! And furthermore, Astia's great, great, great, great, grandson was declared the king! Well, he has no power and he is just there... For something... But, still! We should decide who gets to be the king! Even if they have no power! Heh, heh... Please ignore that reporter. He is a very upset Asterian and he will be fired soon. We put that post just for entertainment, please do not take it seriously. And... That's it! (If any of these fake events relate to current or past real life events, it is purely coincidence.) |
| Knight_Of_Power | 7th December 2016 - 11:26 PM Post #3 |
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Rebels in Asteria? Today we interview our magnificent leader, ruler, Eria. "Eria, what are your thoughts on the economy?" Lead reporter, Reporter Name, asks. "Well, I believe that we are doing a lot better than we did before. Now, we have free college, which is costly but creates more jobs. Before, our economy was crumbling." Eria decides. Reporter Name nods, then he asks the most important question, well, the most important question right now, "What do you plan to do about the rebel Chenimians?" Eria sighs before taking a sip of Asterian tea, "I believe that we need to eliminate all hostile rebels. They need to be stopped. Especially after what they said about me." Reporter Name nods. What shall Eria really do about these rebels? We will tell you when we find out! Also, Reporter Name is starting a fundraiser to change his name. He has collected 0.50 Golden Papers. And... That's it! (If any of these fake events relate to current or past real life events, it is purely coincidence.) |
| Knight_Of_Power | 13th December 2016 - 09:53 PM Post #4 |
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Chenimian Rebels, back at it again with the rebelling. After several Chenimian Rebels were put in jail for their crimes, even more Chenimians have joined their cause. Eria's response was to put their leaders on death row. Their executions were yesterday. Now, we are interviewing Chenimian Rebellion Member, Meginfrid Bogdanic. "Why do you do this, Meginfrid?" Reporter Name asks. "THE TAXS! FOR CENTURIES YOU HAVE TAXED CHENIMIANS UNFAIRLY! WE DEMAND THAT YOU DECREASE OUR TAXES AND GIVE US OUR OWN GOVERNMENT, OUR OWN LEADER, AND... AND BETTER RIGHTS!" Meginfrid yells. "Okay, okay. Security, please escort Meginfrid out of the office." Reporter Name tells the two security guards. "YOU CANNOT SILENCE US!" Meginfrid yells as he gets dragged out of the office. What will the Chenimian Rebels do next? We are determined to find out! And... That's it! (If any of these fake events relate to current or past real life events, it is purely coincidence.) |
| Knight_Of_Power | 25th December 2016 - 09:25 PM Post #5 |
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Christmas Cheer! Today, we, the Asterian people celebrate Christmas. Even though the main religion here, in Asteria is Azziani, we celebrate Christmas as a time of peace. Therefore, the Chenimian rebels have stopped their efforts to overthrow the Asterian government. However, experts say that their efforts will start again. Azziani Church Built Today, an Azziani church was built in St. Aeria city. This church is the third Azziani church built in Asteria. The other two churches are located in St. Eria city and Asteria City. The church is a large, single floored, building that is 1500 square feet. Inside, there are 25 benches that are each fifteen feet long. The front of the room (in the church) there are the statues of Azziani, Eria, and Aeria. Each statue is 8 feet tall and 4 feet wide. The statues are made out of marble. More details about the church will be released later. And... That's it! (If any of these fake events relate to current or past real life events, it is purely coincidence.) |
| Knight_Of_Power | 6th January 2017 - 10:56 PM Post #6 |
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(Sorry for being inactive for this long) READ THIS PLEASE! Police Officer, Officer Name, brother of Reporter Name, told us all this news. This terrible news. "We have suspected that the Chenimian Rebels, have acquired many weapons. We are not sure what weapons, but we can be sure that the Chenimian Rebels are a lot more dangerous than they were before." Reporter Name had this to ask, "What are you planning to do?" Officer Name replied with, "We are making sure that every citizen of the Chenimia province is searched for weapons." Reporter Name asked this, "What would happen if they attacked neighboring provinces or cities?" Officer Name responded, "We are sending out requests for nearby countries, for them to protect us if that happens." Reporter Name asked this last, "And what about countries that plan to assist the rebels?" Officer Name replied with this last, "We will make sure that they pay for that crime." And that is the terrible news. What will the rebels do next? Could a civil war happen? Only time will tell... And... That's it! (If any of these fake events relate to current or past real life events, it is purely coincidence.) |
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