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Ftw Story; Add a word!
Topic Started: Jan 13 2012, 06:28 AM (1,089 Views)
Finnius

This idea is taken from the mighty Fighting Potatoes clan!

The rules:
- Each post, you add one word to the sentence, and as it grows and grows, it turns into a 'FTW Story'.

- Make sure you re-copy the whole story each time you post.

Ill boot it off with:
Rud
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Rud is going away to Constantinople to visit his favourite boyfriend Neo. It was a shame that it was humiliating for him because his foreskin got shrivlled in a meat-mincer. Neo had assembled a pneumatic dildo that exploded lubricant when it got pumped into oblivion. He violated Kim Jong-Il and Jax although Wock decided he would inhale glue and paint. Jax sucked Jad's volcanic Rock band because he consumed a vial of mead. Afterwards, he teleported to Termina because of Majora's curse caves. Fin however sniffed Rud's crossbow because it smelt somewhat acidic. When Will smashed the PKers he also smashed Dr. Delicious. Rud undressed and break-danced sensually into Wockna's
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Rud is going away to Constantinople to visit his favourite boyfriend Neo. It was a shame that it was humiliating for him because his foreskin got shrivlled in a meat-mincer. Neo had assembled a pneumatic dildo that exploded lubricant when it got pumped into oblivion. He violated Kim Jong-Il and Jax although Wock decided he would inhale glue and paint. Jax sucked Jad's volcanic Rock band because he consumed a vial of mead. Afterwards, he teleported to Termina because of Majora's curse caves. Fin however sniffed Rud's crossbow because it smelt somewhat acidic. When Will smashed the PKers he also smashed Dr. Delicious. Rud undressed and break-danced sensually into Wockna's abode.
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Rud is going away to Constantinople to visit his favourite boyfriend Neo. It was a shame that it was humiliating for him because his foreskin got shrivlled in a meat-mincer. Neo had assembled a pneumatic dildo that exploded lubricant when it got pumped into oblivion. He violated Kim Jong-Il and Jax although Wock decided he would inhale glue and paint. Jax sucked Jad's volcanic Rock band because he consumed a vial of mead. Afterwards, he teleported to Termina because of Majora's curse caves. Fin however sniffed Rud's crossbow because it smelt somewhat acidic. When Will smashed the PKers he also smashed Dr. Delicious. Rud undressed and break-danced sensually into Wockna's abode. Wockna
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Rud is going away to Constantinople to visit his favourite boyfriend Neo. It was a shame that it was humiliating for him because his foreskin got shrivlled in a meat-mincer. Neo had assembled a pneumatic dildo that exploded lubricant when it got pumped into oblivion. He violated Kim Jong-Il and Jax although Wock decided he would inhale glue and paint. Jax sucked Jad's volcanic Rock band because he consumed a vial of mead. Afterwards, he teleported to Termina because of Majora's curse caves. Fin however sniffed Rud's crossbow because it smelt somewhat acidic. When Will smashed the PKers he also smashed Dr. Delicious. Rud undressed and break-danced sensually into Wockna's abode. Wockna found
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Rud is going away to Constantinople to visit his favourite boyfriend Neo. It was a shame that it was humiliating for him because his foreskin got shrivlled in a meat-mincer. Neo had assembled a pneumatic dildo that exploded lubricant when it got pumped into oblivion. He violated Kim Jong-Il and Jax although Wock decided he would inhale glue and paint. Jax sucked Jad's volcanic Rock band because he consumed a vial of mead. Afterwards, he teleported to Termina because of Majora's curse caves. Fin however sniffed Rud's crossbow because it smelt somewhat acidic. When Will smashed the PKers he also smashed Dr. Delicious. Rud undressed and break-danced sensually into Wockna's abode. Wockna found Rud's
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Rud is going away to Constantinople to visit his favourite boyfriend Neo. It was a shame that it was humiliating for him because his foreskin got shrivlled in a meat-mincer. Neo had assembled a pneumatic dildo that exploded lubricant when it got pumped into oblivion. He violated Kim Jong-Il and Jax although Wock decided he would inhale glue and paint. Jax sucked Jad's volcanic Rock band because he consumed a vial of mead. Afterwards, he teleported to Termina because of Majora's curse caves. Fin however sniffed Rud's crossbow because it smelt somewhat acidic. When Will smashed the PKers he also smashed Dr. Delicious. Rud undressed and break-danced sensually into Wockna's abode. Wockna found Rud's condoms
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Rud is going away to Constantinople to visit his favourite boyfriend Neo. It was a shame that it was humiliating for him because his foreskin got shrivlled in a meat-mincer. Neo had assembled a pneumatic dildo that exploded lubricant when it got pumped into oblivion. He violated Kim Jong-Il and Jax although Wock decided he would inhale glue and paint. Jax sucked Jad's volcanic Rock band because he consumed a vial of mead. Afterwards, he teleported to Termina because of Majora's curse caves. Fin however sniffed Rud's crossbow because it smelt somewhat acidic. When Will smashed the PKers he also smashed Dr. Delicious. Rud undressed and break-danced sensually into Wockna's abode. Wockna found Rud's condoms lying
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Rud is going away to Constantinople to visit his favourite boyfriend Neo. It was a shame that it was humiliating for him because his foreskin got shrivlled in a meat-mincer. Neo had assembled a pneumatic dildo that exploded lubricant when it got pumped into oblivion. He violated Kim Jong-Il and Jax although Wock decided he would inhale glue and paint. Jax sucked Jad's volcanic Rock band because he consumed a vial of mead. Afterwards, he teleported to Termina because of Majora's curse caves. Fin however sniffed Rud's crossbow because it smelt somewhat acidic. When Will smashed the PKers he also smashed Dr. Delicious. Rud undressed and break-danced sensually into Wockna's abode. Wockna found Rud's condoms lying in
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Rud is going away to Constantinople to visit his favourite boyfriend Neo. It was a shame that it was humiliating for him because his foreskin got shrivlled in a meat-mincer. Neo had assembled a pneumatic dildo that exploded lubricant when it got pumped into oblivion. He violated Kim Jong-Il and Jax although Wock decided he would inhale glue and paint. Jax sucked Jad's volcanic Rock band because he consumed a vial of mead. Afterwards, he teleported to Termina because of Majora's curse caves. Fin however sniffed Rud's crossbow because it smelt somewhat acidic. When Will smashed the PKers he also smashed Dr. Delicious. Rud undressed and break-danced sensually into Wockna's abode. Wockna found Rud's condoms lying in Jax's
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Rud is going away to Constantinople to visit his favourite boyfriend Neo. It was a shame that it was humiliating for him because his foreskin got shrivlled in a meat-mincer. Neo had assembled a pneumatic dildo that exploded lubricant when it got pumped into oblivion. He violated Kim Jong-Il and Jax although Wock decided he would inhale glue and paint. Jax sucked Jad's volcanic Rock band because he consumed a vial of mead. Afterwards, he teleported to Termina because of Majora's curse caves. Fin however sniffed Rud's crossbow because it smelt somewhat acidic. When Will smashed the PKers he also smashed Dr. Delicious. Rud undressed and break-danced sensually into Wockna's abode. Wockna found Rud's condoms lying in Jax's bum.
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