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Ftw Story; Add a word!
Topic Started: Jan 13 2012, 06:28 AM (1,092 Views)
Finnius

This idea is taken from the mighty Fighting Potatoes clan!

The rules:
- Each post, you add one word to the sentence, and as it grows and grows, it turns into a 'FTW Story'.

- Make sure you re-copy the whole story each time you post.

Ill boot it off with:
Rud
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Rud is going away to Constantinople to visit his favourite boyfriend Neo. It was a shame that it was humiliating for him because his foreskin got shrivlled in a meat-mincer. Neo had assembled a pneumatic dildo that exploded lubricant when it got pumped into oblivion. He violated Kim Jong-Il and Jax although Wock decided he would inhale glue and paint. Jax sucked Jad's volcanic Rock band because he consumed a vial of mead. Afterwards, he teleported to Termina because
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Rud is going away to Constantinople to visit his favourite boyfriend Neo. It was a shame that it was humiliating for him because his foreskin got shrivlled in a meat-mincer. Neo had assembled a pneumatic dildo that exploded lubricant when it got pumped into oblivion. He violated Kim Jong-Il and Jax although Wock decided he would inhale glue and paint. Jax sucked Jad's volcanic Rock band because he consumed a vial of mead. Afterwards, he teleported to Termina because of


Edited by Wockna, Jan 14 2012, 05:26 AM.
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Rud is going away to Constantinople to visit his favourite boyfriend Neo. It was a shame that it was humiliating for him because his foreskin got shrivlled in a meat-mincer. Neo had assembled a pneumatic dildo that exploded lubricant when it got pumped into oblivion. He violated Kim Jong-Il and Jax although Wock decided he would inhale glue and paint. Jax sucked Jad's volcanic Rock band because he consumed a vial of mead. Afterwards, he teleported to Termina because of Majora's
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Rud is going away to Constantinople to visit his favourite boyfriend Neo. It was a shame that it was humiliating for him because his foreskin got shrivlled in a meat-mincer. Neo had assembled a pneumatic dildo that exploded lubricant when it got pumped into oblivion. He violated Kim Jong-Il and Jax although Wock decided he would inhale glue and paint. Jax sucked Jad's volcanic Rock band because he consumed a vial of mead. Afterwards, he teleported to Termina because of majora's curse
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Rud is going away to Constantinople to visit his favourite boyfriend Neo. It was a shame that it was humiliating for him because his foreskin got shrivlled in a meat-mincer. Neo had assembled a pneumatic dildo that exploded lubricant when it got pumped into oblivion. He violated Kim Jong-Il and Jax although Wock decided he would inhale glue and paint. Jax sucked Jad's volcanic Rock band because he consumed a vial of mead. Afterwards, he teleported to Termina because of Majora's curse caves.
Edited by Wockna, Jan 14 2012, 05:32 AM.
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Rud is going away to Constantinople to visit his favourite boyfriend Neo. It was a shame that it was humiliating for him because his foreskin got shrivlled in a meat-mincer. Neo had assembled a pneumatic dildo that exploded lubricant when it got pumped into oblivion. He violated Kim Jong-Il and Jax although Wock decided he would inhale glue and paint. Jax sucked Jad's volcanic Rock band because he consumed a vial of mead. Afterwards, he teleported to Termina because of Majora's curse caves. Fin
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Rud is going away to Constantinople to visit his favourite boyfriend Neo. It was a shame that it was humiliating for him because his foreskin got shrivlled in a meat-mincer. Neo had assembled a pneumatic dildo that exploded lubricant when it got pumped into oblivion. He violated Kim Jong-Il and Jax although Wock decided he would inhale glue and paint. Jax sucked Jad's volcanic Rock band because he consumed a vial of mead. Afterwards, he teleported to Termina because of Majora's curse caves. Fin however
Edited by Dr D3lici0us, Jan 14 2012, 05:34 AM.
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Rud is going away to Constantinople to visit his favourite boyfriend Neo. It was a shame that it was humiliating for him because his foreskin got shrivlled in a meat-mincer. Neo had assembled a pneumatic dildo that exploded lubricant when it got pumped into oblivion. He violated Kim Jong-Il and Jax although Wock decided he would inhale glue and paint. Jax sucked Jad's volcanic Rock band because he consumed a vial of mead. Afterwards, he teleported to Termina because of Majora's curse caves. Fin however sniffed
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Rud is going away to Constantinople to visit his favourite boyfriend Neo. It was a shame that it was humiliating for him because his foreskin got shrivlled in a meat-mincer. Neo had assembled a pneumatic dildo that exploded lubricant when it got pumped into oblivion. He violated Kim Jong-Il and Jax although Wock decided he would inhale glue and paint. Jax sucked Jad's volcanic Rock band because he consumed a vial of mead. Afterwards, he teleported to Termina because of Majora's curse caves. Fin however sniffed Rud's
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Rud is going away to Constantinople to visit his favourite boyfriend Neo. It was a shame that it was humiliating for him because his foreskin got shrivlled in a meat-mincer. Neo had assembled a pneumatic dildo that exploded lubricant when it got pumped into oblivion. He violated Kim Jong-Il and Jax although Wock decided he would inhale glue and paint. Jax sucked Jad's volcanic Rock band because he consumed a vial of mead. Afterwards, he teleported to Termina because of Majora's curse caves. Fin however sniffed Rud's crossbow
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