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| Tweet Topic Started: Oct 19 2005, 11:06 AM (286 Views) | |
| 7th Woman | Oct 19 2005, 11:06 AM Post #1 |
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I found this e-mail, and I can't stop giggling... Subject: What Children Know About the Sea Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea all round you, you are incontinent. (Wayne age 7) I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6) A dolphin breathes through an asshole on the top of its head. (Billy age 8) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs (Millie age 6) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans. (William age 7) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to say. (Amy age 6) Some fish are dangerous!. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7) My Mom has fishnets, but doesn't catch any fish (Laura age 5) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin age 6) LET'S GO ISLANDERS!!!! |
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| IslanderQueen | Oct 19 2005, 12:16 PM Post #2 |
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i liked billy, amy and kevins answer the best!!! but i'm not laughing...i'm actually getting sick the closer we get to 7-- 11....doesnt sound like a lucky number but in the last 10 games...we lost 8 and tied 2.... is number 11 our lucky number???? |
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| Jimmy14 | Oct 20 2005, 08:11 AM Post #3 |
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Thanks 7th! Being the father of two boys (7 & 4) alot of those are right on the mark. Good stuff.
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MICHIGAN STILL SUCKS! GO BUCKS! 2014 National Champs! | |
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| rifleman22 | Oct 20 2005, 10:58 AM Post #4 |
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Hilarious! Thanks, 7th, I was having a bad morning until I read your post. Thanks for the laugh. rifleman
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THE RIFLE Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug. | |
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| LadySatan | Oct 20 2005, 01:40 PM Post #5 |
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I'm a Pisces and I wear fishnets. What do ya think that means?
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| 7th Woman | Oct 20 2005, 02:16 PM Post #6 |
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that you're looking for the right fish to snare in that net?????
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| 4CUPZ | Oct 20 2005, 02:23 PM Post #7 |
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YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER NAMED LAURA??? |
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| IslanderQueen | Oct 20 2005, 02:48 PM Post #8 |
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God I love him!
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| LadySatan | Oct 20 2005, 03:58 PM Post #9 |
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Excuse me while I die laughing... :rolleyes: LESS THAN 2 HOURS LEFT! BRING IT, RAGS! |
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