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Topic Started: Aug 2 2014, 07:31 AM (8,355 Views)
GuileAndSubterfuge
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I was looking for a "Don't Hate the Flayer" coffee mug (don't ask) and I came across some beautiful custom-made Game of Thrones Chucks.

Stannis Baratheon Chucks

Or, ladies, perhaps you'd like your man to smell like Jaime.

I thought it might be fun to have a topic dedicated to GoT and ASoIaF merchandise that we not-so-secretly want.
Edited by GuileAndSubterfuge, Aug 2 2014, 07:42 AM.
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asharastarfall
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Those are badass kicks. I'm really itching for a Goldenhand Jaime Funko Pop figurine so it can make googly eyes at my Brienne Funko. Alas, they don't seem to be in production yet.

I would also love these collectible dragon eggs and this Viserion egg paperweight. It's exactly the kind of useless crap I go gaga over.
Edited by asharastarfall, Aug 2 2014, 07:50 AM.
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YellowDelaney
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Oh, man, I would love a handless/goldenhand Jaime. Come on, Funko, my little Brienne is so lonely!
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RoseHeart
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I NEED that mug!!! I haven't even bought any Funko dolls, though I want to make J/B bookends for all of the ASOIAF books on my shelf.

What does "Jaime" smell like? It's probably just Drakkar Noir.
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Aug 2 2014, 08:22 AM
What does "Jaime" smell like? It's probably just Drakkar Noir.
Snark and despair with top notes of rage.
Edited by YellowDelaney, Aug 2 2014, 08:31 AM.
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RoseHeart
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HAHA! Even better. My body is ready! I'll spray it on my bed sheets. :table:
Edited by RoseHeart, Aug 2 2014, 08:30 AM.
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GuileAndSubterfuge
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Dammit - this site is crushing my productivity and now I can already tell that this topic is going to cost me lots of $. I already bought the damn Oathkeeper coffee mug this morning.
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Clothilde
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The picture of Jaime on that fragrance site is long-haired, bearded Jaime. I think that this is Jaime at his most beautiful, but also at his smelliest. I don't think I want my man to smell like that.
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I do quite want a tank top with a picture of Brienne with "fight like a girl" written underneath. I would wear it to the gym and it would make me keep exercising until I was tough enough to hold off a bear, defeat a knight, and bite off ears.
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Aug 2 2014, 10:47 AM
I do quite want a tank top with a picture of Brienne with "fight like a girl" written underneath. I would wear it to the gym and it would make me keep exercising until I was tough enough to hold off a bear, defeat a knight, and bite off ears.
Crap, that would be awesome. Can we commission that? I would buy the shit out of it.
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It exists. I saw it a while ago. I'm on my phone, but I'll see if I can do a link.
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Clothilde
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Lots of good stuff here , including the fight like a girl stuff.
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RoseHeart
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These are just some of the things I found that were either hilarious or I would actually buy. I'll leave it up to you which is which:

Khal Drogo Panties
Joffrey's A Dick tshirt
Westeros Map Phone Case
Toilet Iron Throne Decal
Greyjoy Yoga Pants
Night's Watch Tank Top

And that's just me waiting for dinner to cook!
Edited by RoseHeart, Aug 2 2014, 03:36 PM.
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Clothilde
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The Kahl Drogo panties are terrifying!

One of my friends has this Win or Die skater dress. They do some other good stuff there, too.
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Vana
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Ser Cleos
THIS is gorgeous and I want it!
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Mikki
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Aug 4 2014, 04:34 PM
THIS is gorgeous and I want it!
Because I have issues, I initially thought those ears were knees....
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I didn't know Funko released a Hobo Jaime doll. Now I want it.
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Mikki
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Hobo Jaime looks cranky.
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tamjlee
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Hobo Jaime is only in miniature and in the mystery pack so you dont know if you will get him.
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meteor69
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A new Jaime funko doll with the golden hand and Oathkeeper (?). Wish they will release a Brienne with a blue armor to go with it

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Edited by meteor69, Feb 14 2015, 04:24 AM.
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asharastarfall
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OH THANK GOD. MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED. I refused to buy a Jaime doll until the goldenhand one came out. Now my Brienne can finally have some company.
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Does this mean you're gonna explore the wonderful world of doll porn now??? (One can hope...)
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meteor69
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Funko now released a bored Brienne of Tarth in blue armor to go with grumpy Hobo Jaime. :D Like tamjlee said both are mini versions and can only be found in the Mystery Pack.
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Mikki
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Could someone please have both and make them makeout?
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Mikki
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MY FUNKO DOLLS
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Coraleeveritas
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May 3 2015, 07:53 AM
Could someone please have both and make them makeout?
I have both the minis. One by luck, the other by stalking ebay for weeks!

What do you want? Or is that a dangerous question? <3 :blueheart:
Edited by Coraleeveritas, May 22 2015, 02:40 PM.
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Tinox
''Marvelous, absolutely singular.''
If they meet by the end of S5, I'm buying Brienne & Jaime Funko Pop dolls. Otherwise I'll be sad watching them for 1 year standing next to each other.

By the way, if someone finds the Brienne tank top "fight like a girl", I'll take 20 thank you.
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May 22 2015, 02:39 PM
Mikki
May 3 2015, 07:53 AM
Could someone please have both and make them makeout?
I have both the minis. One by luck, the other by stalking ebay for weeks!

What do you want? Or is that a dangerous question? <3 :blueheart:
Wait Cora...I'm pretty sure you've already had a Funko Doll Threesome. With adorable hats! What more could I want? (More doll porn? I mean...come on, of course that's what I want!)

I am getting two of the minis as well, Brienne and little Jaime, but not angry Hobo Jaime. I need Hobo Jaime but those are selling for like $100 bucks. I am dedicated, but I have other donations to make ;)

So Cora...I suggest... :lannister: + :goldhand: + :sword: + :tarth: + :blueheart: = :candy: & :table:

If you catch my meaning... ;)
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May 22 2015, 03:22 PM
Coraleeveritas
May 22 2015, 02:39 PM
Mikki
May 3 2015, 07:53 AM
Could someone please have both and make them makeout?
I have both the minis. One by luck, the other by stalking ebay for weeks!

What do you want? Or is that a dangerous question? <3 :blueheart:
Wait Cora...I'm pretty sure you've already had a Funko Doll Threesome. With adorable hats! What more could I want? (More doll porn? I mean...come on, of course that's what I want!)

I am getting two of the minis as well, Brienne and little Jaime, but not angry Hobo Jaime. I need Hobo Jaime but those are selling for like $100 bucks. I am dedicated, but I have other donations to make ;)

So Cora...I suggest... :lannister: + :goldhand: + :sword: + :tarth: + :blueheart: = :candy: & :table:

If you catch my meaning... ;)
I think I do :D

I'm not at home right now but I'll see if I can take some photos tomorrow
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Tinox
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Ordered my Funko Brienne doll. Hoping she won't be lonely for too long..
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