Day 2 - 101 Uses for Jaime's Golden Hand!

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Day 2 - 101 Uses for Jaime's Golden Hand!
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Quinn	Sep 27 2017, 12:30 AM Post #1
Director of HYPE Posts: 5,199 Group: Admins Member #103 Joined: Jul 7, 2014 Country None	Let's get creative (or real weird, real fast...). Thread opens on Day 2!

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Mikki	Oct 1 2017, 11:04 PM Post #2
ChillLord Posts: 15,917 Group: Admins Member #1 Joined: Jun 18, 2014 Country None	Can we do more than 101? 1. Bitchslapping redheaded assholes who insult Brienne.

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Quinn	Oct 1 2017, 11:09 PM Post #3
Director of HYPE Posts: 5,199 Group: Admins Member #103 Joined: Jul 7, 2014 Country None	2. Majestic paper weight

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Erin	Oct 1 2017, 11:23 PM Post #4
Evenstar Posts: 4,644 Group: Global Moderators Member #319 Joined: Apr 23, 2016 Country United States	3. An ashtray. Have to give Nik a shoutout for that one. "It's handy!"

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december13	Oct 1 2017, 11:43 PM Post #5
Dragon Charger Posts: 2,706 Group: Members Member #417 Joined: Oct 1, 2016	4. The back-scratcher!

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DanyelN	Oct 1 2017, 11:45 PM Post #6
Mutton Cutter Posts: 728 Group: Members Member #253 Joined: Jun 18, 2015 Country United States	5. Nik chose Fruit basket. Edited by DanyelN, Oct 1 2017, 11:46 PM.

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december13	Oct 2 2017, 03:12 AM Post #7
Dragon Charger Posts: 2,706 Group: Members Member #417 Joined: Oct 1, 2016	6. The shoe... thingy! The shoe thingy!!!

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Coraleeveritas	Oct 2 2017, 04:40 AM Post #8
Goldenhand Posts: 643 Group: Members Member #24 Joined: Jun 19, 2014 Country United Kingdom	The fic I'll be posting later has been inspired by this challenge. I think I got up to about 20 uses in it!

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Mikki	Oct 2 2017, 08:41 AM Post #9
ChillLord Posts: 15,917 Group: Admins Member #1 Joined: Jun 18, 2014 Country None	7. Knocking over wine glasses. 8. Covering his face when Cersei starts talking. 9.Helping him sink faster when knocked into a river 10. Busting open doors to get to his wench.

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Erin	Oct 2 2017, 08:49 AM Post #10
Evenstar Posts: 4,644 Group: Global Moderators Member #319 Joined: Apr 23, 2016 Country United States	11. Doorstop 12. Nutcracker

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FairladyZ2005	Oct 2 2017, 09:43 AM Post #11
Engagement Sword Forger Posts: 1,425 Group: Members Member #3 Joined: Jun 18, 2014	13. Shield for blocking swords, especially those Dornish ones.

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Ruby_Eyes	Oct 2 2017, 09:48 AM Post #12
Ser Cleos Posts: 80 Group: Members Member #457 Joined: Feb 21, 2017	Erin Oct 2 2017, 08:49 AM 11. Doorstop 12. Nutcracker 14. Bearfucker's nuts---cracker (what giant babies ya talking about?)

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justme	Oct 2 2017, 11:07 AM Post #13
Winner! Posts: 2,205 Group: Global Moderators Member #303 Joined: Dec 11, 2015 Country None	15. That part between thumb and fingers = bottle opener 16. Oven mitten 17. Paper towel roll holder 18. To smuggle notes

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Mikki	Oct 2 2017, 02:01 PM Post #14
ChillLord Posts: 15,917 Group: Admins Member #1 Joined: Jun 18, 2014 Country None	19. Really terrible whoopie cushion. 20. Candle sconce.

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Erin	Oct 2 2017, 02:03 PM Post #15
Evenstar Posts: 4,644 Group: Global Moderators Member #319 Joined: Apr 23, 2016 Country United States	21. A flask for discreet alcohol consumption.

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Mikki	Oct 2 2017, 02:11 PM Post #16
ChillLord Posts: 15,917 Group: Admins Member #1 Joined: Jun 18, 2014 Country None	22. Along those same lines, emergency urinal.

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justme	Oct 2 2017, 02:15 PM Post #17
Winner! Posts: 2,205 Group: Global Moderators Member #303 Joined: Dec 11, 2015 Country None	23. Hook to hang his cloak on 24. To scare kids after asking them to "pull my finger" when he's wearing gloves Edited by justme, Oct 2 2017, 02:16 PM.

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december13	Oct 2 2017, 02:34 PM Post #18
Dragon Charger Posts: 2,706 Group: Members Member #417 Joined: Oct 1, 2016	25. Glove hanger. 26. Sex toy (there was a AO3 fic and it was suggested that the thumb from golden hand... I noped out of it as soon as I saw it, so I actually don't know if the author went with that in the end)

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justme	Oct 2 2017, 02:38 PM Post #19
Winner! Posts: 2,205 Group: Global Moderators Member #303 Joined: Dec 11, 2015 Country None	27. Mini shovel 28. Hammer

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december13	Oct 2 2017, 02:40 PM Post #20
Dragon Charger Posts: 2,706 Group: Members Member #417 Joined: Oct 1, 2016	Wait... isn't hammer his penis? 29. Piece of art in MoMA - The Westeros version Edited by december13, Oct 2 2017, 02:41 PM.

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Ellethom	Oct 2 2017, 02:58 PM Post #21
Pet Lannister Posts: 289 Group: Members Member #258 Joined: Jul 4, 2015	Brienne's Athletic Support Cup. Really handy when fighting angry Iron Born

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ArinSol	Oct 2 2017, 03:47 PM Post #22
Hodor Posts: 7 Group: Members Member #582 Joined: Aug 16, 2017	31. Emergency bartering item 32. Makeshift club

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WackyGoofball	Oct 2 2017, 04:02 PM Post #23
Oathkeeper Posts: 3,809 Group: Members Member #284 Joined: Sep 20, 2015	33. Cocktail shaker (pun maybe intended) 34. Bookend for all those books Jaime has no interest in reading 35. Poor Party Hat 36. Spin the Bottle for Seven Minutes in Heaven was yesterday, now it's time for Spin the Hand 37. A very heavy fan for when he gets the hots for Brienne (which is always) 38. Portable weights to work out for wenchy 39. Something to cover hairections with - and by extension, someting to train hairections with, they gotta be ready for character development to occur 40. Instead of a bag of frozen peas, he can put that on Brienne's black eye after an accident during training or something 41. Boomerang (he just has to figure out how to throw it) 42. Over the top tie clip 43. Maybe you can blow it like a horn? 44. "Wench, hold that to your ear and listen to the ocean" .- "That is for sea shells, you fools." - "But it works!" 45. Expensive dust pan 46. Fun times when you put that thing in Brienne's bikini pants while underwater. Gets you way closer to where you (Jaime) want to be. Shrieking guaranteed. 47. Speaking of, mini anchor. 48. cake pan 49. Toss in some marbles or coins, and there you go with makeshift maracas. 50. You surely have heard about the tin can telephone, but have you yet tried the golden hand telephone? Because Jaime has, you know it.

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december13	Oct 2 2017, 05:09 PM Post #24
Dragon Charger Posts: 2,706 Group: Members Member #417 Joined: Oct 1, 2016	Ellethom Oct 2 2017, 02:58 PM Brienne's Athletic Support Cup. Really handy when fighting angry Iron Born 51. Jaime's Athletic Support Cup. He would want to have children with Brienne one day.

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Shareece22	Oct 2 2017, 06:20 PM Post #25
Ser Cleos Posts: 61 Group: Members Member #290 Joined: Sep 26, 2015	52. Jaime: what did the golden hand say to the face? Red Ronnet Connington: What? Jaime raises golden hand : SLAP!

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WackyGoofball	Oct 2 2017, 06:23 PM Post #26
Oathkeeper Posts: 3,809 Group: Members Member #284 Joined: Sep 20, 2015	53. Cold-press juicer – because you need enough vitamins to keep up with wenchy (also pun still intended) 54. Table tennis racket 55.A very much personalized doorknob (which is, for once, not Sansa) 56. One wild flower vase 57. Flyswatter that you use once until you destroy furniture “but it was a cockroach, Brienne, that thing deserved to die!” – “But did you have to kill our table along with it?!” 58. Speaking of bugs and other pests, may also prove to be an impromptu mouse trap, and the mouse keeps running, and so the hand hovers over the floor Addams Family style 59. You know when you sit at a restaurant and the table just keeps tipping back and forth because the legs are uneven, man, can you be glad if you have a golden hand to spare to take care of that 60. (Sorry for that one, Mikks) Their baby gets its first teeth and he lets the kid cools its jaws on the thing 61. When you have no star to put on top of the Christmas tree… a golden hand may come in handy, but will Jesus approve? 62. Smudge on some sequins, hook it on a thread, attach it to the ceiling, and you have something way better than a disco ball, you got yourself a golden disco hand 63. Singing bowl? How about singing hand? 64. Pendulum, trying to hypnotize Brienne. Spoiler: It’s not working. 65. A very stiff hand puppet (he may want to draw a face on it) 66. You could hide the engagement ring for wenchy in there just perfectly and ask for her hand by taking off yours (67. … … … … … not just training hairections but also erections, strong erections… … … … … … Wacky no.) Edited by WackyGoofball, Oct 2 2017, 06:24 PM.

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Mikki	Oct 2 2017, 07:45 PM Post #27
ChillLord Posts: 15,917 Group: Admins Member #1 Joined: Jun 18, 2014 Country None	Wacky...your BRAIN... 68. Cooking pot when you're desperate. 69. Cersei would use it as a wine glass, because she's desperate. 70. Chaise lounge for doll stories. 71. To do a dramatic re-enactment of da Vinci's The Creation of Adam.

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WackyGoofball	Oct 2 2017, 08:24 PM Post #28
Oathkeeper Posts: 3,809 Group: Members Member #284 Joined: Sep 20, 2015	Wacky's brain is wacky, it is known. And I LOVE the doll lounge. 72. A personalized stamp – “You got ink over the whole thing again?!” 73. A rather hard paint brush 74. Improvised goldfish bowl after he won a fishy for Brienne at the fair and the plastic bag broke 75. The worst cheat sheet known to humankind – “It’s no secret if you scribble it all over the golden hand, you fool.” 76. Dice shaker 77. Butt slapper 78. When the wench tells you that you have to leave immediately after the coupling, and you got nothing but the golden hand to cover your nuggets 79. If you make a hole in it, you can use it to water the plants when you are on vacation with the wench 80. “This could be the first part to the most wonderful metal bikini, Brienne. Imagine, once we get another, the hands will be cupping your teats!” – “… I hate you so much at times.”

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Quinn	Oct 2 2017, 08:26 PM Post #29
Director of HYPE Posts: 5,199 Group: Admins Member #103 Joined: Jul 7, 2014 Country None	81. A distraction that can be thrown across a room to make a clattering noise in order to allow escape or criminal activity for whatever reason. 82. A popcorn container for movies. 83. A bong? Edited by Quinn, Oct 2 2017, 08:26 PM.

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Mikki	Oct 2 2017, 08:33 PM Post #30
ChillLord Posts: 15,917 Group: Admins Member #1 Joined: Jun 18, 2014 Country None	84. DOLL BATHTUB.

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