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| Day 2 - 101 Uses for Jaime's Golden Hand! | |
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| Quinn | Sep 27 2017, 12:30 AM Post #1 |
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Let's get creative (or real weird, real fast...). Thread opens on Day 2! |
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| Mikki | Oct 1 2017, 11:04 PM Post #2 |
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 Can we do more than 101? 1. Bitchslapping redheaded assholes who insult Brienne. |
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| Quinn | Oct 1 2017, 11:09 PM Post #3 |
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2. Majestic paper weight
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| Erin | Oct 1 2017, 11:23 PM Post #4 |
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3. An ashtray. Have to give Nik a shoutout for that one. "It's handy!" |
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| december13 | Oct 1 2017, 11:43 PM Post #5 |
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4. The back-scratcher! |
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| DanyelN | Oct 1 2017, 11:45 PM Post #6 |
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5. Nik chose Fruit basket.
Edited by DanyelN, Oct 1 2017, 11:46 PM.
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| december13 | Oct 2 2017, 03:12 AM Post #7 |
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6. The shoe... thingy! The shoe thingy!!!
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| Coraleeveritas | Oct 2 2017, 04:40 AM Post #8 |
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The fic I'll be posting later has been inspired by this challenge. I think I got up to about 20 uses in it! |
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| Mikki | Oct 2 2017, 08:41 AM Post #9 |
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7. Knocking over wine glasses. 8. Covering his face when Cersei starts talking. 9.Helping him sink faster when knocked into a river 10. Busting open doors to get to his wench. |
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| Erin | Oct 2 2017, 08:49 AM Post #10 |
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11. Doorstop 12. Nutcracker |
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| FairladyZ2005 | Oct 2 2017, 09:43 AM Post #11 |
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13. Shield for blocking swords, especially those Dornish ones. |
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| Ruby_Eyes | Oct 2 2017, 09:48 AM Post #12 |
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14. Bearfucker's nuts---cracker (what giant babies ya talking about?) |
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| justme | Oct 2 2017, 11:07 AM Post #13 |
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15. That part between thumb and fingers = bottle opener 16. Oven mitten 17. Paper towel roll holder 18. To smuggle notes |
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| Mikki | Oct 2 2017, 02:01 PM Post #14 |
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19. Really terrible whoopie cushion. 20. Candle sconce. |
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| Erin | Oct 2 2017, 02:03 PM Post #15 |
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21. A flask for discreet alcohol consumption. |
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| Mikki | Oct 2 2017, 02:11 PM Post #16 |
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22. Along those same lines, emergency urinal. |
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| justme | Oct 2 2017, 02:15 PM Post #17 |
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23. Hook to hang his cloak on 24. To scare kids after asking them to "pull my finger" when he's wearing gloves Edited by justme, Oct 2 2017, 02:16 PM.
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| december13 | Oct 2 2017, 02:34 PM Post #18 |
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25. Glove hanger. 26. Sex toy (there was a AO3 fic and it was suggested that the thumb from golden hand... I noped out of it as soon as I saw it, so I actually don't know if the author went with that in the end) |
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| justme | Oct 2 2017, 02:38 PM Post #19 |
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27. Mini shovel 28. Hammer |
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| december13 | Oct 2 2017, 02:40 PM Post #20 |
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Wait... isn't hammer his penis?  29. Piece of art in MoMA - The Westeros version Edited by december13, Oct 2 2017, 02:41 PM.
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| Ellethom | Oct 2 2017, 02:58 PM Post #21 |
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Brienne's Athletic Support Cup. Really handy when fighting angry Iron Born |
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| ArinSol | Oct 2 2017, 03:47 PM Post #22 |
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31. Emergency bartering item 32. Makeshift club |
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| WackyGoofball | Oct 2 2017, 04:02 PM Post #23 |
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33. Cocktail shaker (pun maybe intended) 34. Bookend for all those books Jaime has no interest in reading 35. Poor Party Hat 36. Spin the Bottle for Seven Minutes in Heaven was yesterday, now it's time for Spin the Hand 37. A very heavy fan for when he gets the hots for Brienne (which is always) 38. Portable weights to work out for wenchy 39. Something to cover hairections with - and by extension, someting to train hairections with, they gotta be ready for character development to occur 40. Instead of a bag of frozen peas, he can put that on Brienne's black eye after an accident during training or something 41. Boomerang (he just has to figure out how to throw it) 42. Over the top tie clip 43. Maybe you can blow it like a horn? 44. "Wench, hold that to your ear and listen to the ocean" .- "That is for sea shells, you fools." - "But it works!" 45. Expensive dust pan 46. Fun times when you put that thing in Brienne's bikini pants while underwater. Gets you way closer to where you (Jaime) want to be. Shrieking guaranteed. 47. Speaking of, mini anchor. 48. cake pan 49. Toss in some marbles or coins, and there you go with makeshift maracas. 50. You surely have heard about the tin can telephone, but have you yet tried the golden hand telephone? Because Jaime has, you know it. |
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| december13 | Oct 2 2017, 05:09 PM Post #24 |
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51. Jaime's Athletic Support Cup. He would want to have children with Brienne one day. |
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| Shareece22 | Oct 2 2017, 06:20 PM Post #25 |
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52. Jaime: what did the golden hand say to the face? Red Ronnet Connington: What? Jaime *raises golden hand* : SLAP! |
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| WackyGoofball | Oct 2 2017, 06:23 PM Post #26 |
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53. Cold-press juicer – because you need enough vitamins to keep up with wenchy (also pun still intended) 54. Table tennis racket 55.A very much personalized doorknob (which is, for once, not Sansa) 56. One wild flower vase 57. Flyswatter that you use once until you destroy furniture “but it was a cockroach, Brienne, that thing deserved to die!” – “But did you have to kill our table along with it?!” 58. Speaking of bugs and other pests, may also prove to be an impromptu mouse trap, and the mouse keeps running, and so the hand hovers over the floor Addams Family style 59. You know when you sit at a restaurant and the table just keeps tipping back and forth because the legs are uneven, man, can you be glad if you have a golden hand to spare to take care of that 60. (Sorry for that one, Mikks) Their baby gets its first teeth and he lets the kid cools its jaws on the thing 61. When you have no star to put on top of the Christmas tree… a golden hand may come in handy, but will Jesus approve? 62. Smudge on some sequins, hook it on a thread, attach it to the ceiling, and you have something way better than a disco ball, you got yourself a golden disco hand 63. Singing bowl? How about singing hand? 64. Pendulum, trying to hypnotize Brienne. Spoiler: It’s not working. 65. A very stiff hand puppet (he may want to draw a face on it) 66. You could hide the engagement ring for wenchy in there just perfectly and ask for her hand by taking off yours (67. … … … … … not just training hairections but also erections, strong erections… … … … … … Wacky no.) Edited by WackyGoofball, Oct 2 2017, 06:24 PM.
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| Mikki | Oct 2 2017, 07:45 PM Post #27 |
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Wacky...your BRAIN...  68. Cooking pot when you're desperate. 69. Cersei would use it as a wine glass, because she's desperate. 70. Chaise lounge for doll stories. 71. To do a dramatic re-enactment of da Vinci's The Creation of Adam. |
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| WackyGoofball | Oct 2 2017, 08:24 PM Post #28 |
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Wacky's brain is wacky, it is known. And I LOVE the doll lounge. 72. A personalized stamp – “You got ink over the whole thing again?!” 73. A rather hard paint brush 74. Improvised goldfish bowl after he won a fishy for Brienne at the fair and the plastic bag broke 75. The worst cheat sheet known to humankind – “It’s no secret if you scribble it all over the golden hand, you fool.” 76. Dice shaker 77. Butt slapper 78. When the wench tells you that you have to leave immediately after the coupling, and you got nothing but the golden hand to cover your nuggets 79. If you make a hole in it, you can use it to water the plants when you are on vacation with the wench 80. “This could be the first part to the most wonderful metal bikini, Brienne. Imagine, once we get another, the hands will be cupping your teats!” – “… I hate you so much at times.” |
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| Quinn | Oct 2 2017, 08:26 PM Post #29 |
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81. A distraction that can be thrown across a room to make a clattering noise in order to allow escape or criminal activity for whatever reason. 82. A popcorn container for movies. 83. A bong? Edited by Quinn, Oct 2 2017, 08:26 PM.
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| Mikki | Oct 2 2017, 08:33 PM Post #30 |
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84. DOLL BATHTUB. |
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