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With all this chicken talk; thought this would fit
Topic Started: Mar 23 2011, 01:27 PM (239 Views)
hill84
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Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else in the
class laughed. ...
My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my
favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a
member of PETA.
He said they love animals very much.
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the
principal ' s office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not
to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she ' d asked the other children.

So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal ' s office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it
again. I don ' t understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't
like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
Guess where I am now...
Nathan Hill
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lawless1
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Good one...LOL
Ben Lawless
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