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Computer Geeks who want certs COME HERE; Certification bootcamp (FREEEEEEEE!)
Topic Started: Feb 14 2012, 02:43 PM (2,324 Views)
DarthRevan
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So I Lorde, The prince of Darkness and ruler of all that is NIg......Dark...Have decided to be nice and offer unto all the IT geeks out there a chance to get certified. What are certs? They are thin pieces of paper that say you are good at what u do than the other guy and u can get the job done. Are certs easy to get? No, Are they expensive, fuck yes, are they worth it? Well lets see...>Someone with onyl a degree can ge tpaid 27-32k fixing computers ona basic level. Someone with an A+ depending on your state can be that persons boss and make 36-40k a year. Unless you have a cool job like mine and do nothing for average pay then sure keep it (32+k 20k side with my mini business shop)

Im being nice and going to offer certification bootcamps, for the following classes. A+ Net+ Security+ Linux+, Ec3, and Windows 7 aka Microsoft 680 685. Each of these courses elsewhere will cost u a TON of money. 3 ppl will be randomly picked from a non bias drawing to take any of the following bootcamps they want, and in a months time be ready to take the cert test for themselves. Now Im going to give you the knowledge you however have to pay for it. (the test cost that is) SOOOo reply here, or send me a PM if u are interested in getting certified in any of the following and I will put u through 3 weeks of hell1 week of practice testing.
And if u are persistant and meet goals, I will tell u if ur ready to get certified. This is my way of sharing my knowledhe I paid for and sharing it with the world. I will hold entrees for 1 week. For those of u who will troll me for this, simply fuck you, im giving back in a positive way and that makes me better than you. kthnxfuckyourself.
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Andriod 17
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-Technical Specialist Cert-

Gotta love college ' -'
Edited by Andriod 17, Feb 16 2012, 02:37 AM.
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Rokoru_Dj
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Sage
Im going somewhere else....
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Fallen
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I'd want my teachers be able to speak English.
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Stryke
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Fallen
Feb 16 2012, 12:01 PM
I'd want my teachers be able to speak English.
I want to see your Gif in person :wub:
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Mecca
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oooo pick me
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DarthRevan
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Fallen
Feb 16 2012, 12:01 PM
I'd want my teachers be able to speak English.
To obtain more certs than you I must know how to speak english and comprehend it very well. Lets see can you comprehend this though, Kthnxbye, jealous of my cert swagger (I have 8 to your zero come at me)
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Fallen
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Omg u have 8 things that I don't care for?!?! Rage~~ Kakkmaddafakka.
Seriously, though. I could barely read the initial post because it was so fucking bad.

@Stryke= She's on a Star Wars rug.
Edited by Fallen, Feb 16 2012, 08:01 PM.
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Stryke
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my friend makes 50k+year and gets 5-10k bonuses every year and he never been to college or even has a Cert.... I am jelly of him Q_Q.

@fallen I love her already.
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Bubbles
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yo fallen, can yo gibi link plez?
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