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| Crimsos the Perpetual | Jan 4 2013, 10:27 PM Post #1 |
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Reality: Denied
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Welcome to the Java lounge, a place where you can hang out and talk about whatever your hearts desire. To put it simply, the conversations from the "Last to post win" game I would like to be placed and keep here, and have the topic over there be back to the game it always was. So Sit down, chill out, and have a nice cup of Java. |
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| Holy R. Enigma | Jan 10 2013, 08:41 PM Post #101 |
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The Insaneous One
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I think the River of Stix should get a decoration of war on it. It's not delivering the dead as fast as it used to be during those Plagues. Oda would you hand me the Decoration of War Weapons, I need to go to the River Stixs to give it a nice whooping. Also Brother don't worry about me I can handle myself down in that Purgatory. |
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| Odamadillo | Jan 10 2013, 08:44 PM Post #102 |
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The Unwanted being
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*Hands Holy what he wants* Oh and here is the materia of your namesake *hands materia to Holy* |
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| Holy R. Enigma | Jan 10 2013, 08:47 PM Post #103 |
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The Insaneous One
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The Holy Materia, how insane though I do like casting that spell sometimes it's always fun. *Goes to Purgatory to start a war* |
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| Odamadillo | Jan 10 2013, 08:48 PM Post #104 |
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The Unwanted being
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Ok call me when you need you ass saving like normal. |
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| Holy R. Enigma | Jan 10 2013, 08:58 PM Post #105 |
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The Insaneous One
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*Appears back from Purgatory* I killed a lot of Skeletons and made the River of Stix's boat driver I think Death to finally get off his high horse and start doing his job. Because he was talking to a creature from the Mushroom Kingdom, called a Koopa Trooper. And it was a stupid conversation. It went something like this. Koopa Trooper: "I want to go back to my dead body so I can eat the Brains of Mario!" Death: "No.. I am not allowed to do that." Koopa Trooper: "Who's that and why is he casting Holy?" Death: "God damn it, He's here again." Koopa Trooper: "What?" Death: "Holy R. Enigma or to be more precise Brandon." Koopa Trooper: "Fuck, not him." I more or less killed the Koopa Trooper for good with a Good Holy Spell and kicked the ass of Death to finally to get him to deliver more souls to Hell or Heaven. |
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| Odamadillo | Jan 10 2013, 09:03 PM Post #106 |
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The Unwanted being
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Hmm well I sold Death to Jesus five seconds ago. |
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| Holy R. Enigma | Jan 10 2013, 09:06 PM Post #107 |
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The Insaneous One
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My 69th Post, how delicious. The only difference this would be is if I started to post something even more delicious. It's too cool for this forum though so nah, I won't. Death really likes being Jesus' Bitch anyway. |
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| Odamadillo | Jan 11 2013, 02:42 AM Post #108 |
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The Unwanted being
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Death welcomes you to heaven. |
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| ShadowDragon759 | Jan 11 2013, 04:30 AM Post #109 |
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The Uppercut Aficionado
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So...... Everyone Want's To Know What The Fuck's Going On With Me. Basically..... I Have Never Felt More Betrayed In My Entire More Than I Did About a Month Ago. Basically, It Started Like This. I Was Coming Back From One Of My Last Day's Of 5th Grade With My Dad, In Our Saturn. We Were Living In A Small Apartment For A Good Year, Just Me, My Dad, Mom, And Our Two Dogs. Well, We Get There Only To Find My Mom Runing Up To The Car Window, And Saying The Dreadful Words I Never Wished To Hear, "We got locked out.". So, We Were Kicked Out Of The Apartment And We Had No Money, No Resources, And No Jobs. So.... Our Only Alternative Was To Stay At My Great Gandmothers, Which They Glady Accepted Us In. I Want To Say I Owe Them, But Not Any More. We Stayed There For About Two And A Half Months, During That Time, My Mother Decided To Make Some Cah By Cleaning A Good Friend Of Our's, Marsha's, House. Staying At Our Grandmother's House Was Two Good Friends Named Tony And Travis, My Grandmother, Mildred, My Grandfather Delmar, And My Ant And Uncle Daryl And Kimberly. And The Only Real Problem Was Them Nagging Me About My Eating....... Then Everything Went Downhill From There. Once The Cleaning Was Done For Marsha, We Get An Email From Daryl, Saying We Have 1 Day To Get....Out. Aparentlly, We Were Too Much Stress For My Grandparents, But We Soon Found Out The Truth, Marsha Was Saying We Stole A DVD Player And Prescription Pain Killers..... And Told Practically EVERYONE In My Family About This Lie. And, You Know What Really Fucking Stings!?...... Everyone, Including My Sister, Believed In That Lie 100%...... They Didn't Ask Us, They Didn't Say "Hey, Is It True?" No...... They didn't Say A Fucking Thing Except... "Get Out". And Low And Behold, Here I Am. In A Fucking Hotel Room, The Third One Since We've Been Kicked Out Of That Hellhole. Now, We're In a Political Bloody War With The Sons Of Bitches, BUT. They've Made So Many Mistakes That I Will Fucking Laugh My Ass Out If They Get Caught. They've Broken Int Our Truck, Lied Under Outh, And Other Dispicable Things That Make Me Wana Ring Their Necks. The Only One's Innocent Are Tony And Travis. So, Know You Fucking Know.... Happy Now? |
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| ChameleonAlpha | Jan 11 2013, 04:37 AM Post #110 |
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I can even lift this heavy rock!
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That's so bizarre I can't even tell if it's true. |
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