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Java Lounge; Want a cup?
Topic Started: Jan 4 2013, 10:27 PM (9,748 Views)
Crimsos the Perpetual
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Welcome to the Java lounge, a place where you can hang out and talk about whatever your hearts desire. To put it simply, the conversations from the "Last to post win" game I would like to be placed and keep here, and have the topic over there be back to the game it always was.

So Sit down, chill out, and have a nice cup of Java.
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ChameleonAlpha
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I can even lift this heavy rock!
But do hedgehogs have four headed penises?
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ByronTheHound
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Nope, but their semen solidifies inside of the female so that no other male can mate with her for that season.
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ChameleonAlpha
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I can even lift this heavy rock!
Literally, a fucking cock-blocker.
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ByronTheHound
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Yes, indeed they are. Isn't biology a lot more fun when you realize that ducks have corkscrew penises and that female ducks have vaginas that twist in the opposite direction because most male ducks are unrelenting rapists.
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Odamadillo
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What on earth caused that?
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ChameleonAlpha
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I can even lift this heavy rock!
Bronies, probably.
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ByronTheHound
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Damn ponies interrupting my speech about duck penises! *Shakes fist in the air*
Edited by ByronTheHound, Feb 2 2013, 03:42 PM.
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Odamadillo
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ChameleonAlpha
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I can even lift this heavy rock!
Excuse me, but the ponies politely waited for you to finish.
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ByronTheHound
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Also let's not forget the fact that dolphins are rapist assholes as well. They will kill the young of a mother and then rape the mother to impregnate her. And yes it is in fact rape as usually the female will try to fight back while other males "hold" her in place. Yeah, Flipper doesn't sound so cute now does he?
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