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I typed my name in the Urban dictionary; And this is what I got.
Topic Started: Jan 15 2013, 05:02 PM (527 Views)
Odamadillo
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Name says it all.

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The type of guy that will do anything for the girl he loves. Owen will make a girl feel like a princess, he is a girl's "dream guy". He makes a girl very lucky to have him. When he loves, he loves with all his heart and, in return, is adored by the one he loves. Owen is the guy that a girl would want to spend her whole life with.


Really? then have I been single for six years?

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'owen' is a term used to describe one with great influence and great natural charisma. Often used interchangably with the words pimp, 1337 and omnipotent. The term is also used to describe immaculate performance in bed.

1) Snoop Dogg is such an owen

2) I'd say God is fairly owen

3) Ohhhhhh shit, that lorry just totally went all owen on that hedgehog


What I'm immaculate in bed and a pimp?

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A boy who doesn't know what he has until it's gone. He doesn't know the effects of his actions. He's wuite attractive. Normally tall/average and average weight. He is loved by some and hated by some but those who love him really, really care about him. No one really knows his feelings and the people who really care about him try to figure him out but he's always sending mixed signals. He's irresponsible and immature. But, he is fun ro be around. Always cracking jokes. Smart. But, a jerk. Needs to get his crap together before the people who love him get tired of him and all the shit he puts people through. Causes others frequesnt pain, unintentionally. But, he is charming. And the people who love him, are in fact- head-over-heels suckers who love him.


Ok now this one sounds about right for me.
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A Puerto Rican sex God. Santiago is well known for his extraordinary penis: He contributes he success to his phallus and sexual conquests. Although many women of the mid west have seen the orgasmic light of the Puerto Rican sex God, there is only one woman that has ever stimulated Santiago both body and mind. Santiago is most effective as a God when in the act of transcended emulsion with this one woman.


Yup I'm the greatest sex God ever which is why I've never actually been in a relationship.

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A common name for a funny friend. Usually nicknamed Santi which is derived from Santiago. Santi is used by said persons good friends, and will likely spread to all of the people that said person knows. Soon, said person will become Santi, ridding himself of his family given name, in favor of the coolest nickname of all time. The furthest thing from emo.


Okay the nickname part is correct though I wouldn't call it the best.

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A walking mound of intelligence, creativity, sexual superiority, and brawn. Usually, many are intimidated by his facile technique and his shear presence can be felt miles far from where he may be located. For those that don't know.. One should watch their actions and words. A Santiago may become irritable to those who have a labeled status of fool, ignorant bean, or cur. If you are not careful he may beat the shit out of you, shut you up, or take your woman. Most likely things will result in a combination of two or all three at once. And even though his aura is pretty much strong enough to pop your hot sister's tits, he is slow to anger, quick to tell a joke, and quicker to smash some good cooch. A great friend and funny person, Santiago's are amazing to be around.


I can agree with most of this except for the sex and brawn part. The slow to anger part is true enough, the irritation with people I think of as a fool is also correct, and the quick to tell a joke part is also correct. As for a walking mound of intelligence and creativity, intelligence maybe, creativity definitely I would say. Great friend I would have to say yes, any person I see as a friend has gained a truly loyal friend. There's a reason I call myself "The Hound," dogs are loyal.
Edited by ByronTheHound, Jan 15 2013, 05:43 PM.
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Odamadillo
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Jan 15 2013, 05:31 PM
I did the same and apparently I am several different flavors of sex God, funny friend, and a walking mound of intelligence and creativity. Urban Dictionary is one funny place and by funny I mean crazy as hell.
The idea was for you to quote here here Byron.
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Edited and fixed.
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Odamadillo
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Now that is weird we have a sex god and a girl's dream guy here lol.
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He is an amazing, loyal, hot, caring, and loving friend. No one can compare to Josh. He will make you feel great. He's funny and he always knows how to make you laugh when you're feeling down. He's special and irreplaceable. The world has nothing to compare with this life changing human being. When you start to know him. . . you will immediately fall head over heels in love with him. Some people may think different of him but they must obviously be blind to not see the perfection of this incredible person you call Josh. He teaches people to love. The reason for that is because you will automatically fall in love with him and there's no way of falling out. He is truly inspiring. He would be the person in your life worth dying for. A star in the sky cannot compare to thee nor the moon because he is brighter than the sun in which helps us see and brighten our days. Prepare yourself to be amazed if you have not already because when you meet josh... your life will have more purpose than it ever had before. Josh is mind-blowing so prepare for the incredible wind.

When I met Josh I had become so in love. Josh is so bright he will practically blind your eyes. Don't take him for grantite. You will be a wreck without him.


...Ok, so Oda's an Immaculate Pimp, Byron's a Puerto Rican Sex God, and from the looks of this, I'm apparently the Second coming of Jesus Christ. ...Quite the motley crew we have so far. XD

Let's go for my full first, see what happens:

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Joshua is a sexy, masculine individual exuding the most desirable of traits. Although Joshua may be timid at first, his genuine and compassionate charm shine through above all things. He can be trusted with any secret and will always pull through even when the going gets tough. His understanding and supportive nature can put anyone at ease as he is never judgmental but rather always willing to listen with an open mind. He is the epitome of a true man.


Besides the part about my looks. This fits like a glove.

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A guy who is like a book. You can not judge a book by it's cover, looks can decieve. But not with Joshua, he is attractive but his personality is absolutely stunning and unique. You'll find yourself lost with a Joshua. He treats girls with the upmost respect. Loyal he will be, honesty is the best policy for a Joshua. Truth comes with time as long will trust. A good friend he is, he will be open and be there for you till the very end. He is a friend to keep, and a guy to love. Lying does not go good with a Joshua. Easily hurt may he be, so watch what you say. And jealousy rages through his veins, but love burns and sears through him.


Stunning and unique? ....Huh, ...Don't rightly know about that. I know the jealousy part I question, but besides that this works for me too.
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and from the looks of this, I'm apparently the Second coming of Jesus Christ

The name Josh as you may know comes from the name Joshua, Joshua comes from the Hebrew Yĕhōšuă. The name of Jesus came from this Hebrew name as it's a translation. So technically you're not too far from your guess.
The name Santiago is Spanish for "Saint James." Named after an apostle of Jesus Christ. In tern James comes from a name Jacob which again comes from the Hebrew name of Ya'aqov (meaning heel). James was also the name of one of Jesus' brothers.
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So we have a Immaculate Pimp, A Sex god and the second coming of jesus? Damn we are quite a crew lol.
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I can even lift this heavy rock!
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A guy who acts shy but actually has a big penis

Anybody seeing a pattern here?
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Martins are usually very tall, slender and cute. They are musically inclined and very talented. Typically, they are sweet, caring and thoughtful. They are also a little nerdy, but incredibly attractive at the same time. Martins are sometimes shy but very friendly. Often described as awesome, magnificent, hunky, charming, compelling, peachy, sexy and perfect. Overall, Martins are generally very lovable people, you can't go wrong when your name is Martin.
I LOVE MARTINS!

I am scared of how accurate this thing is. Except that I'm not a slender person, but I am tall.
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A crazy ass skilled guy who has what it takes. Practically skilled at everything. It'll be unwise to diss this iron man. Not to mention that he is a good looking guy with a muscular body. He makes his chick feel worthy and can pleasure her beyond unimaginable dreams. Chicks are very lucky to found themselves by his side.

No one can beat my mad top-tier sk11lz
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What so we have an immaculate Pimp in me a second Jesus in Crimsos, a Sex god in Byron and a Woman pleaser in Alpha?
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