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Fincin and the Sword incident; Role Play chat log from May 3rd
Topic Started: May 3 2014, 10:34 PM (271 Views)
Fincin Elodie
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Lead In:
Fincin bought a ''romance'' novel in Bree from some shady character and started reading it. A very naughty romance novel.


### Chat Log: RP-Fin 05/03 08:18 PM ###rf!
Fincin walks up behind the crowd reading a book. She looks up and quickly her face
changes to one of fear and concern.
Fincin drops the book and quickly runs up behind Orladan and drawing out her boot knife,
she quickly cuts the leather bindings holding his sword to his belt. She takes it, she
quickly runs towards the stables.
Fincin quickly tosses the sword into the manure pile behind the stable wall and then
sighs a sigh of relief.
You say, 'Thas will keeps you from hurtins Mama ya stupids ol sword!'
Orladan says, 'What is going on?'
Aevireth glances to Fin and hopes this has nothing to do with that book....
You say, 'I was savins Mama!'
Sholah says, 'saving me?'
Orladan says, 'Saving her?'
Fincin points to the book she dropped earlier and says "Thas book says thas you tallfolks
mens can't resists an I din' wants Mama hurt!"
Fincin goes over to the book
Sholah looks confused
Fincin picks the book back up and opens it to the page she was reading
Orladan says, 'Fin, what have you been reading again?'
Aevireth says, 'uh oh....'
You say, 'It says righ' ere in The Married Woman... thas this man she was in loves
wit'...'
You say, 'Well..I will reads it to ya!'
Sholah cringes
You say, '#He watched as she danced closer to him#'
Orladan says, 'Do you really have to?'
You say, '# His eyes hungry fer her body...#'
Aevireth grins
You say, 'Thas how yer eyes looks Papa when yous watchins Mama dance'
Cellindis giggles.
Sholah facepalms
Sholah says, 'gads'
You say, '#His sword grew and throbbed with desire which he could no longer contain#'
Thurrindor turns red.
Palafoxia 's eyes grow wide.
Aevireth laughs.
You say, 'I dun' wants yer swords ta dids thas an it looked biggers than the las' time I
seens it!'
Sholah gapes at Fincin
Orladan says, 'Fin! that's enough.'
Fincin continues to read from the book
You say, '#The mysterious man could no longer think fer himself and he thrust his huge
throbbing sword deep into her#'
Sholah faints dead away.
You say, 'See....I saves Mama!'
Orladan tries to take the book.
Fincin cheers for herself
Tromblon laughs.
Fincin smiles brightly at Sholah
Sholah says, 'not sure I can take more...'
Piperia says, 'That's why she saved ya!'
Tromblon laughs.
Coupobol laughs.
You say, 'I dun' wants you to has a sword whas migh' gits all throbby an stabby!'
Sholah is beet red
Sholah smacks herself in the forehead.
Thurrindor says, 'You might want to give me that book..I'll um destroy it for you.'
You say, 'I gits you this cuz its betters[Hatchet]'
Orladan says, 'Fin. Give me the sword and the book. NOW!'
Sholah shakes her head in bewilderment
Fincin hands over the book
Sholah says, 'dont shout, my sweet.'
Tromblon laughs.
You say, 'I don' has the sword papa...its in the horsey poo'
Sholah beckons to Fincin.
Fincin points behine the stables
Thurrindor says, 'That sounds like some book..'
Thurrindor coughs.
Orladan says, 'Then go get it.'
Thurrindor laughs.
You say, 'Don' you wants the axe Papa?'
You say, 'Its betters cuz it don' gits throbby'
Sholah says, 'Papa wants his sword, dear'
Orladan says, 'No. I want my sword.'
Belathriel whispers to Thurrindor. "I think it best to stay out of that and let them
handle it. "
Fincin is not happy
Thurrindor says, 'Aye.'
Sholah says, 'go get papa's sword'
You say, 'Is ya sure Papa.....its a vury nice axe'
Orladan says, 'I am very sure.'
Sholah shoos her off to get the sword
Fincin pouts and goes to retrieve the sword
Sholah sighs.
Sholah cringes
Fincin screams "Oh.....Icky!"
Fincin returns with a poo covered sword
Sholah says, 'oh dear'
You say, 'Here Papa....its ickys now though'
Chukkato chuckles.
Aevireth hands Orladan a hanky
Bradwald coughs what did you step in Fincin?
Coupobol cheers.
You say, 'I tries'd to saves you Mama....its not me faults if you gits throbby stabs'd'
Orladan grabs the sword with two fingers and places it on the ground. He holds his hand
out ''Now the book?''.
Sholah says, 'Fincin, that book was all wrong..'
Fincin already gave the book to Orladan
You say, 'I gives'd it to you already Papa'
Sholah says, 'Fincin....these books you've been reading are full of bad, wrong things.
dont read them anymore.'
Orladan says, '((I didn't see that emote I guess))'
You say, 'Books is sposed to be fer learnins Mama'
Orladan says, 'Not these books.'
Aniwise frowns at Fincin. "YOu were supposed to leave those books alone Finny. YOu are
still reading them?"
You say, 'But I's learnins...I learnins whas ain' righ' and whas is!'
Orladan says, '((Sholah is on the phone))'
Aniwise chimes in "Just becasue its in a book doesn't mean its always true Fincin. Listen
to Sholah and Orladan."
You say, 'But books is sposed to be fer learnins an trues'
You say, 'I should ask Mr Daylak fer his book cuz its sposed to be learny'
Orladan says, 'And you learn some bad things from certain books.'
Aniwise says"The right books are good for learning. Just because someone wrote a book
doesn't make it a good book for learning."
Orladan says, 'Day's ''book'' is also bad.'
You say, 'Has you reads'd it?'
Orladan says, 'Just going by Day's character.'
Nightmagic says, 'Daylak's book is for learning what not to do.'
You say, 'Oh! Thas a good starts then'
Leynael says, 'Oh? fincin had this book from Daylak?'
Aevireth says, 'i hope not!'
You say, 'Not yet I don''
Leynael chuckles.
Orladan says, 'No. This book did not come from Daylak.'
Orladan looks towards Animal House.
Nightmagic glances at Orladan and blushes.
You say, 'Thas book Papa jus' takes'd from me was new whas I bought in town'
Orladan says, 'Really? And who sold you this book?'
You say, 'It says the Marrieds Woman so I thinked it woulds be good fer to reads bouts
bein marries'
You say, 'I finds it at the market'
Orladan sits down.
Orladan says, 'Fin, Let me explain something to you.'
Tearna watches Orladan's hair turn gray.
Orladan says, 'There are certain books that are not meant to be helpful in finding out
what it means to be married.'
Aniwise nods in agreement with Orladan.
You say, 'But thems talks bouts whas ya sposed to dids to makes yer man happys an whas a
mans sposed to dids too also'
Orladan says, 'Some books are cheap and vulgar and that is what you have here.'
You say, 'Hows I sposed to knowds whas goods Papa?'
You say, 'If'n I don' reads thems'
Orladan says, 'Soon, your mother will have a talk with you and tell you what you need to
know.'
You say, 'But I wanna knowds now Papa!'
Orladan says, 'Why the hurry?'
You say, 'I wanna knows bout givins yer fella a cup of tio...whas I still thinks mus' be a small cup o tea'
***((this last line was in reference to someone telling Fincin about Fellatio which Fincin mistakenly took for meaning getting your Fella-a small cup of-tio which must be some small serving of a fancy type of tea, since nobody told her what it actually meant, she simply assumed as she often does))
You say, 'So I can makes Bredouille happys an sleepy happys'
Orladan says, 'Just be patient. Can you do that for me?'
You say, 'I wills try Papa'
Orladan says, 'Thank you, Princess.'
Orladan gives Fincin a big hug.
Fincin thought she did good and now is sad
Tamoro says, 'They grow up so fast, don't they?'
Fincin walks off to pout
Orladan says, 'Soon, things will be clear.'
Aniwise wonders why Orladan is leaving Sholah to do the explaining.
Tearna is never having kids and hopes Tam understands.
Nightmagic giggles uncontrollably at Tearna.
Fincin sits by herself and looks like a cat thrown in a pond
Aevireth is never having kids either
Orladan stands up and gingerly picks up his sword.
Orladan says, 'Now, if you will excuse me, I need to clean my sword.'
Eiroa whispers conspiratorily, I wish I could be there for THE talk
Tamoro nods... yes we did have that talk already
Edited by Fincin Elodie, Jan 2 2018, 02:03 AM.
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Fincin Elodie
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I will edit it further later for easier reading :)
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Fionwyn

OI! This cracked me up! Well played...lol.
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Fionwyn

OI! This cracked me up! Well played :-)
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Eukwen's player

Haha, that is awesome. :)
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tootiny

Awesome Awesome Awesome. keep it going Fincin. I love it!
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