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Born With A Beard
Topic Started: Aug 31 2014, 10:23 PM (110 Views)
Krohkur
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"Born To Be Wild"
/f 0:18

~ Dwarves like hairy women
~ Braids fall from their chins, yeah!
~ Who needs smooth skin, now
~ When beards are what's in, yeah!

~ Hey, Darlin', ya got a nice goatee, there
~ Wouldn't it be better as a real full beard?
~ All the dwarves would stop and stare
~ When you appeared.

~ Dwarves like their women
~ with long chin whiskers!
~ Get away from her chin
~ with those evil snippy scissors!

~ I once had a girlfriend
~ She tried to shave her hair
~ Spent money on Gondoran Waxes
~ To make her skin bare

~ It was just all too weird,
~ A dwarf gal who was sheared,
~ Why couldn't she see
~ Beards should be revered?

/dance_dwarf2

~ Born with a beard
~ Born with a beard
~ Born with a beard
~ Born with a beard

/dance_man3

/f --- 2:16

~ We love hairy girlfriends
~ Braid our chins together!
~ I don't mean to offend
~ But the hairier the better!

~ Yeah, honey, grow that beard out
~ Grow it down to your knees
~ When it comes to dwarf-lovin'
~ The long beards surely please!

~ Like all true dwarven girls
~ You were born with chin curls
~ You just can't ignore
~ Beards are what we adore

/dance_dwarf2

~ Born with a beard
~ Born with a beard
~ Born with a beard
~ Born with a beard

/dance_man3

~ Born with a beard
~ Born with a beard
~ Born
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