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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 31 2014, 10:23 PM (110 Views) | |
| Krohkur | Aug 31 2014, 10:23 PM Post #1 |
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"Born To Be Wild" /f 0:18 ~ Dwarves like hairy women ~ Braids fall from their chins, yeah! ~ Who needs smooth skin, now ~ When beards are what's in, yeah! ~ Hey, Darlin', ya got a nice goatee, there ~ Wouldn't it be better as a real full beard? ~ All the dwarves would stop and stare ~ When you appeared. ~ Dwarves like their women ~ with long chin whiskers! ~ Get away from her chin ~ with those evil snippy scissors! ~ I once had a girlfriend ~ She tried to shave her hair ~ Spent money on Gondoran Waxes ~ To make her skin bare ~ It was just all too weird, ~ A dwarf gal who was sheared, ~ Why couldn't she see ~ Beards should be revered? /dance_dwarf2 ~ Born with a beard ~ Born with a beard ~ Born with a beard ~ Born with a beard /dance_man3 /f --- 2:16 ~ We love hairy girlfriends ~ Braid our chins together! ~ I don't mean to offend ~ But the hairier the better! ~ Yeah, honey, grow that beard out ~ Grow it down to your knees ~ When it comes to dwarf-lovin' ~ The long beards surely please! ~ Like all true dwarven girls ~ You were born with chin curls ~ You just can't ignore ~ Beards are what we adore /dance_dwarf2 ~ Born with a beard ~ Born with a beard ~ Born with a beard ~ Born with a beard /dance_man3 ~ Born with a beard ~ Born with a beard ~ Born |
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