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Apr 4 2018, 11:37 AM
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Apr 4 2018, 08:48 AM
I've had many pigs in my life. Only one was a pet. It was the worst pet I have ever owned in my entire life and the only pet I have ever given up on. I would kill DH if he were to bring one home, but he wouldnt because he was there to experience Pickles.
Pickles was what I thought of when I first read this. Didn't he suddenly turn really mean?
He did. He was a good pig until we moved to the country. You would think he would like it in the country, but he just turned very angry. He started chasing the kids and biting them. I was the only one he wouldn't chase.
HE WAS AN URBAN PIG!
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THE URBAN PIG. I can’t decide if that would be an amazing corner bistro, or a terrifying one.
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Apr 4 2018, 11:58 AM
THE URBAN PIG. I can’t decide if that would be an amazing corner bistro, or a terrifying one.
Will it be vegan? :P
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I'm seeing Zsa Zsa in Green Acres here, but with biting.
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THE URBAN PIG. I can’t decide if that would be an amazing corner bistro, or a terrifying one.
Will it be vegan? :P
Oooooooh a good question. Irony, or embracing the carnivore?
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Apr 4 2018, 11:45 AM
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My dog Tank killed a rabbit. :(
Apparently it’s common. I posted to Facebook making light of it and a few people mentioned their dogs had a rabbit or squirrel body count. It’s a dog being a dog IMO. I just watched her for signs of parasites.
It was shocking. I'd never seen him viciously go after something like that. At least it was quick for the rabbit. Poor thing.

My current dog (11 pounds) got a chipmunk and dropped it as soon as it squeaked. She does not have a killer instinct. :D

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My dog Tank killed a rabbit. :(
Apparently it’s common. I posted to Facebook making light of it and a few people mentioned their dogs had a rabbit or squirrel body count. It’s a dog being a dog IMO. I just watched her for signs of parasites.
It was shocking. I'd never seen him viciously go after something like that. At least it was quick for the rabbit. Poor thing.

My current dog (11 pounds) got a chipmunk and dropped it as soon as it squeaked. She does not have a killer instinct. :D

To be honest, I was surprised Herman DIDN’T do what Tank did. I think she thought the rabbit was a moving version of the stuffed toys she adores. She had a gentle grip and was just prancing around carrying the rabbit. She spit him out the second I told her to drop. I was surprised to see he didn’t make it given how gentle she was. I honestly don’t think she fully connected the rabbit with food; I think she saw motion and the prey drive kicked in and she chased. But given the prey drive is there, I was expecting more predatory behavior.
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To be fair, I might start biting if you moved me out into the country.

H3L has never caught a small animal to my knowledge, but I’m pretty sure she’d gleefully kill it. She has an insane prey drive and she wants to kill all the things. I’ve also seen how she shakes her stuffed animals. 8.75lbs of walking death!
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Is it wrong I want to watch H3L do barn hunt?
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Aqua that would be hysterical. H3L I think would do awesome.

Wolf has killed rats and possums. He's got quite a body count but seems to have reached a truce with the large tomcat next door. That piglet would have been snacks at our place
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I think H3L would be amazing at barn hunt!
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Not that I could do that. I would go the rest of my life w/o bacon if I had to associate an actual porcine acquaintance w/ what eventually ended up on my plate. No, no, no!

Unilateral decisions are not a good idea for those who don't live alone. Not to mention, I would really not care to think that a pig could substitute for my dad.
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Apr 4 2018, 11:58 AM
THE URBAN PIG. I can’t decide if that would be an amazing corner bistro, or a terrifying one.
In Kansas City, there's a great place called The Local Pig. I used to go there all the time.


It's a butcher shop.
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My dog Tank killed a rabbit. :(
Apparently it’s common. I posted to Facebook making light of it and a few people mentioned their dogs had a rabbit or squirrel body count. It’s a dog being a dog IMO. I just watched her for signs of parasites.
Parasites?? This makes me so glad my dog is the Elmer Fudd of rabbit hunting.
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pig, cat, dog, bird, child. You don't bring another living thing in to a home you share with someone without both of you agreeing to it! I don't care who just died!
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Apr 4 2018, 08:45 AM
I swear to Steve this wasn't me!
If it were, though, would you get matching coats for her and Ruby?
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My dog Tank killed a rabbit. :(
Apparently it’s common. I posted to Facebook making light of it and a few people mentioned their dogs had a rabbit or squirrel body count. It’s a dog being a dog IMO. I just watched her for signs of parasites.
Parasites?? This makes me so glad my dog is the Elmer Fudd of rabbit hunting.
OMG I just choked on my coffee. 😂😂😂
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My dog Tank killed a rabbit. :(
Apparently it’s common. I posted to Facebook making light of it and a few people mentioned their dogs had a rabbit or squirrel body count. It’s a dog being a dog IMO. I just watched her for signs of parasites.
Parasites?? This makes me so glad my dog is the Elmer Fudd of rabbit hunting.
OMG I just choked on my coffee. 😂😂😂
Lol she really is though! She literally slowly and gently steps half her body out of the doggy door, then she full on sprints to the she'd. I swear she thinks she's being all quiet and slick. She makes this desperate whine while she chases them across the yard. One time she was chasing it around the shed, the rabbit actually stopped, like full on stopped, and she STILL couldn't catch it.

I watch out for the baby bunnies if they come out but the adults? Meh. She has no hunting skills.
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Apr 4 2018, 09:55 AM
If it doesn't work out as a pet, at least it'll be tasty?
Something like this happened near where I live - SPCA seized several animals from a farm that were the victims of extreme neglect. This included a pot-bellied pig. The staff spent months nursing it back to health before they could put it up for adoption. The person that ended up taking it found out, after a couple of months, couldn't properly care for it. So they butchered it (despite the fact that they signed a form on adoption that they wouldn't).

The staff is devastated and can't understand why the couple didn't just return it and they could try to find a new home.

Also, they didn't legally do anything wrong as it is not illegal to butcher a pig.

However, it was mentioned that pot-bellied pigs really aren't considered food animals. I'm not sure they can actually eat any of the meat.
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Apr 4 2018, 12:04 PM
I'm seeing Zsa Zsa in Green Acres here, but with biting.
Not Zsa Zsa. Her sister, Eva.
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Apr 4 2018, 01:42 PM
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I swear to Steve this wasn't me!
If it were, though, would you get matching coats for her and Ruby?
Do you even have to ask???

Here's my current conundrum: (1) my spiffy new spring squall jacket from Lands End is raspberry in color; (2) I forgot that Ruby's coat is pink when I ordered said spiffy new spring squall jacket from Lands End in raspberry. Last night I realized we looked like Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVio in Twins. I changed to a different jacket. Sigh.

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Apr 4 2018, 12:42 PM
To be fair, I might start biting if you moved me out into the country.

H3L has never caught a small animal to my knowledge, but I’m pretty sure she’d gleefully kill it. She has an insane prey drive and she wants to kill all the things. I’ve also seen how she shakes her stuffed animals. 8.75lbs of walking death!
Weren't dachshunds originally bred to hunt badgers? They are badass little dogs!
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To be fair, I might start biting if you moved me out into the country.

H3L has never caught a small animal to my knowledge, but I’m pretty sure she’d gleefully kill it. She has an insane prey drive and she wants to kill all the things. I’ve also seen how she shakes her stuffed animals. 8.75lbs of walking death!
Weren't dachshunds originally bred to hunt badgers? They are badass little dogs!
This could be why H3L is so crazy! She is being kept from her true purpose in life.

Kanye needs to move to the country to keep H3L sane and happy.

**nods head**
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H3L versus honey badger!

And a stir-crazy Kanye. :D
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H3L versus honey badger!

And a stir-crazy Kanye. :D
I feel the board would get much entertainment from this.
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To be fair, I might start biting if you moved me out into the country.

H3L has never caught a small animal to my knowledge, but I’m pretty sure she’d gleefully kill it. She has an insane prey drive and she wants to kill all the things. I’ve also seen how she shakes her stuffed animals. 8.75lbs of walking death!
Weren't dachshunds originally bred to hunt badgers? They are badass little dogs!
This could be why H3L is so crazy! She is being kept from her true purpose in life.

Kanye needs to move to the country to keep H3L sane and happy.

**nods head**
If H3L and Baxter could join evil forces, then they might be able to take over the world. This winter, Baxter (7lbs) ripped a chunk of squirrel flesh out of a squirrel butt as it was escaping up a tree. I have no doubt that he would have ripped it to shreds if the thing hadn't decide that a hunk of its butt was a good thing to leave behind.
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Apr 4 2018, 02:13 PM
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Apr 4 2018, 08:45 AM
I swear to Steve this wasn't me!
If it were, though, would you get matching coats for her and Ruby?
Do you even have to ask???

Here's my current conundrum: (1) my spiffy new spring squall jacket from Lands End is raspberry in color; (2) I forgot that Ruby's coat is pink when I ordered said spiffy new spring squall jacket from Lands End in raspberry. Last night I realized we looked like Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVio in Twins. I changed to a different jacket. Sigh.

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Oh Weezie, accept that you are that kind of wonderfully stylish dog mom and embrace it!
Matching coats are adorable and of you tell me the lead is another shade of pink I'ma gonna die.
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To be fair, I might start biting if you moved me out into the country.

H3L has never caught a small animal to my knowledge, but I’m pretty sure she’d gleefully kill it. She has an insane prey drive and she wants to kill all the things. I’ve also seen how she shakes her stuffed animals. 8.75lbs of walking death!
Weren't dachshunds originally bred to hunt badgers? They are badass little dogs!
This could be why H3L is so crazy! She is being kept from her true purpose in life.

Kanye needs to move to the country to keep H3L sane and happy.

**nods head**
This could be my parents dog - a Jack Russel named Pixie. she would 'kill' the squeaker in any stuffed animal she was given (she would get tons on Christmas and my parents living room would look like the scene of a massacre) and would chase anything that moved outside.

Disaster almost ensured one Christmas when a neighbour put out deer made out of lights - she ignored them until one moved (animatronic). My Dad said it took all he strength to keep her from attacking it (I shudder to think of the carnage that would have resulted). After that, every time she walked by that neighbour's yard, my Dad had to hold her back - she obliviously remembered.
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Apr 4 2018, 08:45 AM
I swear to Steve this wasn't me!
If it were, though, would you get matching coats for her and Ruby?
Do you even have to ask???

Here's my current conundrum: (1) my spiffy new spring squall jacket from Lands End is raspberry in color; (2) I forgot that Ruby's coat is pink when I ordered said spiffy new spring squall jacket from Lands End in raspberry. Last night I realized we looked like Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVio in Twins. I changed to a different jacket. Sigh.

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Oh Weezie, accept that you are that kind of wonderfully stylish dog mom and embrace it!
Matching coats are adorable and of you tell me the lead is another shade of pink I'ma gonna die.
I don't want to.
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Apr 4 2018, 09:53 AM
Do you guys know how bad pig shit smells? It's bad. Real bad.
And that's putting it mildly. :X
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Do you guys know how bad pig shit smells? It's bad. Real bad.
And that's putting it mildly. :X
We would do our morning feedings before school and Mom would drive down and pick us up. In the winter, with the car heater going, the smell was too much. Mom bought us boots that had to stay at the barn.
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Apr 4 2018, 11:58 AM
THE URBAN PIG. I can’t decide if that would be an amazing corner bistro, or a terrifying one.
In Kansas City, there's a great place called The Local Pig. I used to go there all the time.


It's a butcher shop.
We have a place called the Three Boars, it's a Korean tapas place.

We also have a BBQ joint called MEAT.
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Apr 4 2018, 11:58 AM
THE URBAN PIG. I can’t decide if that would be an amazing corner bistro, or a terrifying one.
In Kansas City, there's a great place called The Local Pig. I used to go there all the time.


It's a butcher shop.
We have a place called the Three Boars, it's a Korean tapas place.

We also have a BBQ joint called MEAT.
There's also a restaurant/bar called Chic-Hog-O's.
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Apr 4 2018, 11:58 AM
THE URBAN PIG. I can’t decide if that would be an amazing corner bistro, or a terrifying one.
In Kansas City, there's a great place called The Local Pig. I used to go there all the time.


It's a butcher shop.
We have a place called the Three Boars, it's a Korean tapas place.

We also have a BBQ joint called MEAT.
There's also a restaurant/bar called Chic-Hog-O's.
Where is that place - we may have to check it out...for science.
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Apr 4 2018, 11:58 AM
THE URBAN PIG. I can’t decide if that would be an amazing corner bistro, or a terrifying one.
In Kansas City, there's a great place called The Local Pig. I used to go there all the time.


It's a butcher shop.
We have a place called the Three Boars, it's a Korean tapas place.

We also have a BBQ joint called MEAT.
There's also a restaurant/bar called Chic-Hog-O's.
Where is that place - we may have to check it out...for science.
Near Jasper and 117th Street. Let me know, I'd like to try it too.
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I would agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.
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Apr 4 2018, 11:38 AM
My dog Tank killed a rabbit. :(
Tank :wub:
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Apr 4 2018, 08:45 AM
I swear to Steve this wasn't me!
If it were, though, would you get matching coats for her and Ruby?
Do you even have to ask???

Here's my current conundrum: (1) my spiffy new spring squall jacket from Lands End is raspberry in color; (2) I forgot that Ruby's coat is pink when I ordered said spiffy new spring squall jacket from Lands End in raspberry. Last night I realized we looked like Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVio in Twins. I changed to a different jacket. Sigh.

Spoiler: click to toggle
Oh Weezie, accept that you are that kind of wonderfully stylish dog mom and embrace it!
Matching coats are adorable and of you tell me the lead is another shade of pink I'ma gonna die.
I don't want to.
Failing to see a problem here...
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I would agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.
I'm stuck on Pickles being an urban pig...
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Apr 4 2018, 03:54 PM
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My dog Tank killed a rabbit. :(
Tank :wub:
He was such a good dog. ❤
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Apr 4 2018, 11:58 AM
THE URBAN PIG. I can’t decide if that would be an amazing corner bistro, or a terrifying one.
In Kansas City, there's a great place called The Local Pig. I used to go there all the time.


It's a butcher shop.
We have a place called the Three Boars, it's a Korean tapas place.

We also have a BBQ joint called MEAT.
There's also a restaurant/bar called Chic-Hog-O's.
Where is that place - we may have to check it out...for science.
Near Jasper and 117th Street. Let me know, I'd like to try it too.
I'm down, let's pick a day and go!
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Eat a lot of bacon and sausage for breakfast. And ham for dinner. With any luck, she will draw her own conclusions.
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I would agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.
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Apr 4 2018, 04:37 PM
Eat a lot of bacon and sausage for breakfast. And ham for dinner. With any luck, she will draw her own conclusions.
OMG I just spat out my water!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Apr 4 2018, 04:37 PM
Eat a lot of bacon and sausage for breakfast. And ham for dinner. With any luck, she will draw her own conclusions.
OMG I just spat out my water!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Start asking questions about how long pigs take to fatten up as dinner conversation.
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I feel for the guy, but I also think they’re going to laugh about this in a few years after the pig goes back.
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I would agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.
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Apr 4 2018, 04:37 PM
Eat a lot of bacon and sausage for breakfast. And ham for dinner. With any luck, she will draw her own conclusions.
OMG I just spat out my water!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Start asking questions about how long pigs take to fatten up as dinner conversation.
CRYING!
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I would start calling that pig Sir Lunchalot and put the nearest abattoir or local butcher on speed dial.

Well, the second part is not true but I could see me telling old family stories of my mother's pet lambs and how her parents and the farmer who lived down the road shamelessly used her kindheartedness to hand-raise orphaned lambs that did not, in fact, end up back in their flock as happy mummy ewes once they were hogget-sized, because hand-raised lambs think they are people and are a bad influence on the other sheep.

The LW is in a very difficult situation but his grieving wife should not have brought any animal into their home without getting his input and agreement first.
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To be fair, I might start biting if you moved me out into the country.

H3L has never caught a small animal to my knowledge, but I’m pretty sure she’d gleefully kill it. She has an insane prey drive and she wants to kill all the things. I’ve also seen how she shakes her stuffed animals. 8.75lbs of walking death!
Weren't dachshunds originally bred to hunt badgers? They are badass little dogs!
Yes, dachshund literally means “badger dog”. :D
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Apr 4 2018, 04:22 PM
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My dog Tank killed a rabbit. :(
Tank :wub:
He was such a good dog. ❤
And crazy smart!
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Apr 4 2018, 07:18 PM
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To be fair, I might start biting if you moved me out into the country.

H3L has never caught a small animal to my knowledge, but I’m pretty sure she’d gleefully kill it. She has an insane prey drive and she wants to kill all the things. I’ve also seen how she shakes her stuffed animals. 8.75lbs of walking death!
Weren't dachshunds originally bred to hunt badgers? They are badass little dogs!
Yes, dachshund literally means “badger dog”. :D
My female dachshund is a excellent mouser.

As far as I know, tiny tot has yet to encounter anything prey-like, some I'm not sure what he would do.

I'd love a baby pig, but probably not after it grew up. I wish tea cup pigs were really thing.
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He can always tell her how happy he is she's decided to bring home the bacon....
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