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Corrupt Wish Game
Topic Started: Dec 5 2006, 11:16 PM (793 Views)
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The idea of this game is very simple. The first person makes a wish and the second person grants it but corrupting it in the process. Then the second person ask for a wish, and so on.

Example:

"I wish I had a box of Chocolates."

Reply:

"Granted, but the Choclated are poisoned and you die.

I wish I had an advance copy of the seventh Harry Potter Book."

Reply: "Granted, but you accidentally drop it in a river before you have read it."

Etc.


I'll begin with

I wish I has a machine that could finsh boring homewrk for you.
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Granted, but the machine breaks and eats your homework forcing you to use the "My dog ate it" excuse.


I wish I could burn the TKAM at no cost.
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Wish granted, you burn To Kill a Mockingbird, but some god strikes you down becuase it's a "sin to kill a mockingbird'.


I wish for Brie Cheese.
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Granted, but when you partake of it, it poisons you.

I wish to be the most powerful being, with infinite immunities.
You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.

-Indira Gandhi (1917 - 1984)
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you're supposed to wish michel
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I wish for select people of my choosing to share my mad AZN pwnage skills.
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The universe implodes becuase you did not make a wish. (To Michel)


I wish for an army of OMGOSH 's.
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You find them. But they turn out to be caucasians and africans in \disguise.
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THATS RACIST
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To whom it may concern:

I did wish, y'all read wrong.


To Andre:
What is spammage?
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wut?

That's spammmamage
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@ed.

Who did you think I was reffering to? You, or Andre?
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.........?

this simple game has become incredibly confusing... because of Michels mistake and his frantic attempts to cover up that mistake
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(To Michel)

Wish granted, but there is one immunitiy that you did not miss: an Achilles Pinkie. You get a paper cut an your pinkie and fall dead.

I wish for unspam to come and spam the bored board.
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Wish granted, but Edwardted leads the teds to WTFPWN unspam.

I wish for complete 100 precent chaos in the world.
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