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Eragon; The movie, not the book
Topic Started: Dec 27 2006, 11:12 PM (556 Views)
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It was terrible. They left out Jeod, Katrina, Gertrude, Solembum, the Twins, and all mention of the dwarves. Arya had red hair and human ears, and they didn't even mention that she was an elf. There was no star sapphire, and no swordfighting except for two feeble little demonstrations, one with Eragon & Roran and one with Eragon & Brom. Angela referred to herself in the 3rd person, and never showed up in Farthen Dur. The Ra'zac were crawling with beetles; the Urgals were hornless and talked only in grunts. Eragon's scar was supposed to be a knot in the middle of his palm, but was a spiral at the base of his thumb. Eragon was never captured by the Urgals/Durza.

I think that just about covers it...
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And eragon was a blonde.
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How would you know?
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Maybe he saw the movie. Maybe he saw a preview/a trailer/the book they wrote about the movie. The possibilities are endless...not really.
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True, there are several ends.
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Dec 27 2006, 11:12 PM
It was terrible. They left out Jeod, Katrina, Gertrude, Solembum, the Twins, and all mention of the dwarves. Arya had red hair and human ears, and they didn't even mention that she was an elf. There was no star sapphire, and no swordfighting except for two feeble little demonstrations, one with Eragon & Roran and one with Eragon & Brom. Angela referred to herself in the 3rd person, and never showed up in Farthen Dur. The Ra'zac were crawling with beetles; the Urgals were hornless and talked only in grunts. Eragon's scar was supposed to be a knot in the middle of his palm, but was a spiral at the base of his thumb. Eragon was never captured by the Urgals/Durza.

I think that just about covers it...

Again Fox massacres a book.
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I warned you people that the movie would be terrible. Did you listen? Nooo.
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Well, I feel like complaining to Fox.
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Why not to your senator?
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What could the senator do about it? It's not illegal to make bad movies. And I knew the movie'd be bad; I wanted to see it anyway.
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You wanted to see a bad movie?!
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Yes. Is something wrong with that?
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Well, yes. It is quite illogical.
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No, it's not, really.
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Wanting to see a bad movie is illogical. Wanting to see a good movie is logical.
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