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| Friends and Fangirls (Drabble); James and Lars Friendship | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: May 18, 2011, 9:27 am (718 Views) | |
| Aria | May 18, 2011, 9:27 am Post #1 |
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Wrote this in one sitting for Teegee based off an idea she gave me. I had so much fun writing this, I finished it in about a half hour. Let me know what you think. NO IMPLIED SLASH. Just the BFFs we know they are. _____________________________________________________________________________________________________ James walked back from the kitchen with two bottles of water and sat down on the couch next to Lars. “Water?” He grinned as Lars reached out without looking up from his computer, typing away. Handing it off, he grinned as Lars lifted the bottle to his lips, only to be thwarted by the cap. When Lars wrinkled his face, he started laughing. “You’re supposed to open the bottle for me asshole!” Lars said, twisting the cap off and taking a long swig of the water, glaring at James as he laughed. “I couldn’t help it. That face was so worth it.” James said, taking a deep breath, grinning at Lars again. “Besides. That’s what you get for not saying thank you.” Lars rolled his eyes and took another sip of the water before putting it to the side. “Have you figured out what you want to say at the showing yet?” He asked, glancing over at James, then back to his computer, reaching out for the water, taking another long sip. “I thought about saying we are married.” Lars choked and spit all of his water out on his computer screen. “Fucking...FUCK! Damnit James! Don’t fucking surprise me with shit like that!” He yelled, flipping his computer over, praying that his baby would be okay. Laughing again, James got up from the couch in a hurry and grabbed some paper towels from the kitchen and brought them back to Lars. “Once again, totally fucking worth it for your face.” Growling, Lars dabbed gingerly at the keys to his laptop, making sure they were all dry before he flipped it back over again. “You are going to fucking pay for that you dick.” James waved off the threat, rolling his eyes. Lars was always so dramatic. “You’re only upset because I threatened your precious computer.” He pointed out to the way Lars was still gingerly dabbing at the screen. “It’s an expensive fucking computer!” Lars snapped. “Oh, so the computer fucks? No wonder it’s so damn pricey.” James said, grinning even wider. It was so much fun to screw with Lars. Turning to look at James slowly, Lars gave him the glare that sent studio producers and corporate executives fleeing before him. And James, the shithead, only grinned at him even more. “Why doesn’t that glare work on you?” “Because I’ve seen you naked.” This time Lars choked on his next breath of air, coughing hard. “Are you trying to fucking kill me James?!” He shouted. James was laughing so hard his sides were starting to hurt. Lars was gonna kick his ass if he wasn’t careful, but this was so fucking hysterical. “James...” Inhaling quickly, then dissolving into more laughter, James looked over at Lars. “C-Couldn’t help it...you walked into that one...” He managed to get out, sitting up again, reaching out, squeezing Lars by the shoulders. “You know I’m just fucking with you.” Lars rolled his eyes and grinned up at James. “Of course I do. And you’re going to get it back, twice as bad, as soon as I figure out something fucking suitable.” Taking a deep breath, he made an attempt to get back on topic, whatever the fuck that had been. “So are you really going to say we’re married at the showing?” Shrugging, James leaned back against the couch. “I thought about it. You’re the one who suggested we start subtly playing the fangirl card. I thought I’d give them all something to die over for the next few months.” He explained. Thinking about it, Lars nodded after a few minutes and grinned. “Yeah and watch the explosion on our fan forums.” James laughed and reached out and ruffled Lars’ hair, knowing how much it pissed him off. “I think you get off on tormenting them.” “Nope, only when Connie is involved.” Lars said, focusing on his computer again. Grabbing the remote, James snorted and leaned back on the couch, flipping through a few of the channels, thinking about that last comment. “So, does that mean you’ve read some of the stuff they write?” When Lars didn’t answer for a few moments, James figured Lars hadn’t heard him and dismissed it. “Only when I’m bored.” “Do yourself a favor and don’t be bored for a while. I think this is gonna cause an explosion.” James said, glancing over at Lars, another smirk starting. Lars started to snicker. “In more than one way.” He gave James an over-exaggerated eyebrow waggle. This time, they both dissolved into laughter. Screwing with fangirls was one of the best ideas Lars had ever come up with. _________________________________________________________________________________________________________ God this was so much fun to write.
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| larscriancinha | May 18, 2011, 9:43 am Post #2 |
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I loved this. It was cute and funny! <3 and I could picture them sitting there actually talking about it .. with James giving Lars shit. so cute; so them.
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| ElisabethOrion | May 18, 2011, 10:43 am Post #3 |
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I'm creatively constipated.
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HAHAHAHAHAA. That was classic! I wonder if they really do like screwing with us... Heeee~ I have dirty thoughts this morning...
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| Oh Hell | May 18, 2011, 6:11 pm Post #4 |
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Well, LMFAO! I loved it. "Why doesn't the glare work?" "Because I've seen you naked!" Absolutely CLASSIC! Perfect little Friend-fic!
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| Jik Hyun | May 20, 2011, 11:52 am Post #5 |
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Poor Twisted Me
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hee hee loved james toying with lars. and lets face it the pixie is an adorable toy. |
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| Olyamet | May 24, 2011, 8:14 pm Post #6 |
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Jäger.....
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Sorry it took me so long to read it!!! LOVE IT! And this...
I swear like that all the time!
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| Deleted User | May 28, 2011, 12:08 am Post #7 |
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Screwing with the fangirls! haha! YUP! And it's nice that James sees it that way, that he and Lars are basically married. So cute!
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Let me know what you think. NO IMPLIED SLASH. Just the BFFs we know they are.








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