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| Your shoes; Something odd happens at the Halloween party (slashy) | |
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| The Cosmic Gerbil | July 7, 2011, 12:00 pm Post #31 |
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Forbidden Forest Ranger
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Heheheh, thanks guys Sorry I haven't updated for a few days...I have been quite busy. Here is some more ![]() As James said bye to the other members of Metallica (now wearing a spare pair of Cliffs' jeans) and left the Metallimansion with Junior, he felt a sense of panic. Oh shit! I'm leaving Dave in my house, with my fucking band, for fuck knows how long! This is crazy! Suddenly James felt a hand brush against his and jerked back. Junior looked up at him with big eyes and a shy grin on his face. "Want to wait until we're away from the Metallimansion, huh?", he giggled. James smiled weakly and closed the door behind them. The wind was still in the west and the late morning was warm but muggy. Grey clouds swirled across the sky and the air felt damp and heavy to breathe. The remaining leaves hung limply on the trees and the grass glistened with last night's rain. "Hehe, I get to drive", Junior said, as he skipped off down the path. James followed him, eying up the car he approached with a bit of curiousity. Dave had painted his car bright orange, as if to make it an extention of his hair. It was an older model but appeared clean and well cared for. James knew that Dave had worked as a mechanic and he guessed that the redhead did a lot of work on his own car. But holy shit...bright fucking orange! And I've gotta get in the damn thing! Junior had unlocked the doors and he and beckoned to James eagerly. Holding in a sigh, the singer entered, wiggling down in the passenger seat as low as possible. "Wow...that was sure a great party wasn't it, Dave", said Junior, as he started up the engine. "Glad you liked it", said James, pulling on his seat belt. "It was a fucking lot to organise, I can tell ya". Junior looked at him, puzzled. "I mean, I *bet* it was", James added quickly, covering his mistake. "I guess Metallica went through a lot of work to make it a success". "Yeah", Junior agreed. He put the car into gear and drove off down the street. James wound the window down a little to let in some cooler air, then he opened the glove compartment, to look for some cassettes to listen to. If we have some music on loud, it'll stop Junior asking any questions that I might not be able to answer, he thought. "It was a shame it rained though", Junior continued. "And James was such an asshole for ruining your jeans with that doughnut prank!" "I...I...", James stuttered. "Um..yeah, he was, yeah". He assumed a cross expression (which wasn't hard after Junior's comment). "It was funny when you put that little sausage by your privates and pretended it was his dick though", Junior giggled. James forced a grin, even though he was fuming inside. "Say..."...they stopped at a red light and Junior glanced over at James curiously. "Does James *really* have a tiny dick?" "No!, James exclaimed, unable to stop himself. "I...um, mean I was just taking the piss outta him. It's fucking funny to wind him up". "Yeah", Junior laughed. The lights went green and he drove off again. James wound the window down more, to cool his red face. Edited by The Cosmic Gerbil, July 7, 2011, 12:01 pm.
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| ElisabethOrion | July 7, 2011, 12:43 pm Post #32 |
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I'm creatively constipated.
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LOL. Poor Jamie. MOAR
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| namenlos | July 7, 2011, 1:20 pm Post #33 |
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The Daft To Your Punk
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Poor James must be so uncomfortable!
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| Lucifer's Angel | July 7, 2011, 2:35 pm Post #34 |
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Heavy Metal Seanchai
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I agree, that must be so embarrassing for James
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| larscriancinha | July 8, 2011, 12:04 am Post #35 |
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Larsybaby
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poor James!
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| Jungleland | July 8, 2011, 5:50 am Post #36 |
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HUG PEOPLE
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Woo I love freaky friday flips This should be interesting...
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| BleedingSoul | July 8, 2011, 9:40 am Post #37 |
Frantic
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poor Jamie...:cool
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| The Cosmic Gerbil | July 9, 2011, 9:25 am Post #38 |
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Forbidden Forest Ranger
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Wow, tons of comments Thanks guys, I am glad you are enjoying the story I was originally going to write it as James and Lars swapping bodies but then I thought James and Dave would be more LOLsome Here is more Meanwhile, back at the Metallimansion, Dave was checking out his new surroundings. True, he had been in the living room already but he had been so drunk at the time, he hadn't noticed much. And after finding out he was in James' body, he had been too shocked to take anything in. Now that the initial shock was wearing off, he stood in Cliff and Kirk's room, gazing round. It was pretty big, at least as big as the living room in his apartment. The beds looked comfy and the carpet was soft and plushy beneath Dave's feet. He went over to the window and pulled the curtains back, flooding the room with daylight. Looking at the street below, Dave saw Junior driving away in his car and suddenly felt anxious. Fuck, I'm gonna miss that kid until I change back, he thought. James better treat him well. The sound of the door opening behind him brought Dave out of his thoughts. Cliff strode into the room, bleary eyed and wearing only his boxers. "Morning dude", he said. "Uhh, sorry about nicking your room last night. I was kinda drunk and I thought it was mine". "That's OK", said Dave. Cliff grinned and opened his side table drawer, looking for a clean pair of socks. Dave yawned and stretched. He reached down and rubbed his lower stomach, realising that he needed to use the toilet. "Um, where's the bathroom?", he asked. Cliff cocked an eye at him. "Dude, how much did you drink last night?" "Umm, sorry", said Dave, forcing a laugh. "Just testing to see if you could remember where it was after how much *you* drank". "Smart-ass", Cliff grinned. "You better go quickly anyway. I heard Kirk moving round downstairs and you know he'll be fucking hours once he gets in there". "Yeah", Dave agreed. He exited the room and found himself on a long landing, with identical doors on either side. A wide staircase swept down to the ground floor in front of him. He undid the top button on his jeans, feeling unimpressed by the inadequacy of James' bladder. Fucking lightweight, he thought. He needs to drink more beer, to toughen up his bladder. Dave opened the first door and found the airing cupboard. Through the second door was James and Lars' room and Lars was sitting on his bed, totally naked and brushing his hair. "Lars! What the hell?", Dave exclaimed. The drummer giggled and patted the bed next to him. "Come and join me?", he said, a naughty gleam in his eyes. "I, er...need the bathroom first", said Dave, feeling himself blush. "Oooh, are you going to shower?", Lars asked hopefully. "Nah, I just want a pee". "Awww! OK, hurry back then. We can have some fun before breakfast". Dave's blush increased and he scuttled out of the bedroom. Shit, he's even more horny than I remember, he thought. And where the fuck is their bathroom? He tried the next door and was in luck. Closing the door behind him, Dave hurried over to the toilet and put it to good use. Looking round the bathroom, he was well impressed. It was large and airy, with peach tiled walls and a white carpeted floor. Soft lights illuminated the room, reflecting off the surfaces of the many polished mirrors. The bath, sink and loo were made from white marble and the centrepiece of the room was a large Jacuzzi. Wow, it's like something out of a fancy hotel. I bet that Jacuzzi is really luxurious. Dave pulled up his zip and went over to the basin to wash his hands. I wouldn't mind me a go in that. And while I'm in James' body...why not? Dave dried his hands on a soft, fluffy towel and then went over to the Jacuzzi. He put the plug in and turned on the taps, watching for a minute as the water gushed out. Then he opened the bathroom cupboard and hunted through it, searching for some bubble bath. The cupboard was huge and filed with bottles of varying shapes and sizes. Many were shampoo and Dave picked on up and grinned somewhat evilly. I wonder who this belongs to? Hahaha, it would be funny to pee in it! Or jerk off in it. But I can't...it might be Cliffs. Dave replaced the bottle and at last found some bubble bath. It was purple and opaque and gold writing on the label told him it was Fruits of the Forest Surprise. What the fuck...sounds more like you'd eat it! Oh well, it'll do. Dave closed the cupboard and went back over to the Jacuzzi. He was about to pour a generous amount of bubble bath in, when the bathroom door opened and Lars came in. He was wearing a pair of black briefs and a big grin on his face. "Hey James", he said. "Have you finished?" Then he saw the Jacuzzi filling up and his eyes gleamed. "Mind if I join you?" Edited by The Cosmic Gerbil, July 9, 2011, 9:25 am.
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| BleedingSoul | July 9, 2011, 9:39 am Post #39 |
Frantic
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Sounds promising, what's coming next.
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| Burnout | July 9, 2011, 9:46 am Post #40 |
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Poor Twisted Me
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Hii This is my first comment on here, cute little story I must say! Love it! Wonder what Lars will do now when he has Dave/James in the jacuzzi. *giggle*
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| Lucifer's Angel | July 9, 2011, 9:47 am Post #41 |
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Ooh, naughty little Lars
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| larscriancinha | July 9, 2011, 12:06 pm Post #42 |
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Yes.. Go join him Lars!
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| Jungleland | July 9, 2011, 1:38 pm Post #43 |
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Lars, always popping up at the best times
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| namenlos | July 9, 2011, 2:54 pm Post #44 |
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I'm surprised Dave didn't mention anything about James' "size" while he used the toilet.
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| Jik Hyun | July 11, 2011, 3:07 pm Post #45 |
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Poor Twisted Me
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bet dave is the kind of guy who'd jizz in someone's conditioner. |
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Sorry I haven't updated for a few days...I have been quite busy. Here is some more 







I was originally going to write it as James and Lars swapping bodies but then I thought James and Dave would be more LOLsome

4:48 AM Jul 11