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| youthanasia | July 22, 2011, 8:58 pm Post #91 |
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Poor Twisted Me
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No, I would totally hate that! What a terrible idea, I can't even believe you suggested it! (oh my god I am so kidding I would totally love you forever and ever and ever if you wrote this PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE WRITE THIS )
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| Olyamet | July 22, 2011, 9:27 pm Post #92 |
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Jäger.....
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Hehehehe... I would mind to see that photo album...
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| BleedingSoul | July 23, 2011, 8:57 am Post #93 |
Frantic
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YES to the spanking story, yes, yes, yes. James naughty little boy. :biggrinn Give us MOAR!! |
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| Lucifer's Angel | July 23, 2011, 9:55 am Post #94 |
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Heavy Metal Seanchai
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Ooh, Lars and James spanking story I love how Dave likes being at the Metallimansion and it's cute how's he's missing Junior, and poor Junior doesn't know how to drink, little cornfed Minnesotan bastard
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| The Cosmic Gerbil | July 25, 2011, 6:36 pm Post #95 |
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Forbidden Forest Ranger
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Sorry I haven't updated for a while I went to a Judas Priest concert yesterday and didn't get home until nearly 4 in the morning I was too sleepy to work on an update today, lol Glad that you guys liked the last chapter though Tomorrow I will start work on a story where James is very naughty and Lars punishes him
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| Jungleland | July 25, 2011, 7:02 pm Post #96 |
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HUG PEOPLE
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Woo
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| The Cosmic Gerbil | July 26, 2011, 5:27 pm Post #97 |
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Forbidden Forest Ranger
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Here is another chapter, a funny one In this chapter, James' auntie who he is thinking of, is fictional. I am not making fun of any of his real relatives.Some hours later, James was awoken by a nose and soft lips nudging against his cheek. "Lars", he murmured, reaching out and embracing the warm body next to him. "Not Lars...it's me!", said the voice of Junior. James blinked his eyes open and saw the Megadeth bassist lying next to him, a pout on his face. "I hope you haven't been dreaming about Lars". Fuck, I guess I'm still in Dave's body then!. James rubbed his eyes and thought rapidly. "Uhhh, no. I said...stars. Yeah, I was dreaming that we'd got a telescope and were looking at the stars through it". "Hmmm, OK then", said Junior. He smiled again and cuddled up close to James. "Shall we get a shower?", he whispered in the singer's ear. "Or do you want to stay in bed a bit longer". Junior moved his hand down and caressed James' hip, leaving him in no doubt about what would happen if they remained in the bed. Holy shit...how horny is this little guy, James thought. He's even worse than Lars! Well...maybe not. I reckon they'd be equal. James fumbled under the bedcovers, taking hold of Junior's hand in his. "We can do both", he whispered, squeezing it softly. Junior chuckled and began to kiss James' neck. James stroked Junior's hair with his free hand, gently running his fingers through the soft waves. They made out for a few minutes, before being interrupted by a loud knocking at the door. "Ohh! Who's that?", Junior gasped, rolling off James. "I dunno, I haven't got x-ray eyes or magic powers", said James. He scrambled out of bed, rather annoyed that their passion had been interrupted. Pulling on a t-shirt and a pair of jeans, James hurried out of the bedroom and headed for the front door. Opening it, he saw a woman there who he didn't recognise, though she reminded him a bit of one of his aunties. His strict auntie, who scolded him for his table manners and constantly told him he ought to get his hair cut. "Umm...hi", said James, wondering who the woman was. She didn't look very pleased to see him. “Indeed?”, said the woman (she even *sounded* like James’ auntie). She folded her arms and glared at James expectantly. “Uhh, did you want something?”, he asked. Shit! Of course she fucking does and I don’t know what the fuck it is. I must sound like a complete jerk! “Oh no, I’ve just come round for tea and scones”, the woman said caustically. “I don’t expect any rent money at all, even though you are now three weeks overdue, Mustaine”. "Oh yeah. Rent money", muttered James. The woman (who he now guessed to be the landlady) snorted. Junior came padding into the hall, dressed except for his trainers. When he saw the landlady in the doorway, he gulped and vanished back into the bedroom. "I'll just go and get it", James said, scuttling after Junior. He let himself in their room and quickly closed the door behind him. Junior nearly jumped out of his skin but seeing that it was "Dave", he gave a huge sigh of relief. "Has she gone? Did you put her off?", he asked hopefully. "No, I need to borrow some more money off you kid", said James. "Ohhh, I don't have enough left", Junior wailed. "I spent most of what I had yesterday, on shopping". "Ah shit", James cursed. "Um, so is she easy to put off?" Fuck, no, that's not right. Junior stared at him anxiously. "Dave, are you still drunk? Don't you remember what happened the last time we owed her rent?" No! "Umm, oh yeah...that. Well shit, we don't want that to happen again". What the fuck DID happen? "You sound really calm about this buddy", said Junior, his eyes big and scared. "You don't wanna have to have sex with her again do you? Or...maybe she's brought Boris with her!" "Fuck!", OK, how the hell do I get out of this one! "Nah, it's OK kid, don't worry". James patted Junior on the shoulder, knowing that there was only one way out of this. He would have to use his *own* money. And for that, he needed his bank card, back at the Metallimansion. "Chill Junior, I know somebody at...urm...work who will lend me the rent money. It's alright". Junior's worried look faded a little and he gave James a weak smile. "I'll just go and ring them a minute", James said. "And tell the landlady what I'm gonna do". "OK Dave. I just hope she believes you. She's been real suspicious since you told her the pony ate your last wages and we don't have a pony". James smiled at Junior, in what he hoped was a reassuring manner. I am going to fucking KILL Dave!, he thought. Edited by The Cosmic Gerbil, July 26, 2011, 5:30 pm.
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| Olyamet | July 26, 2011, 5:56 pm Post #98 |
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Jäger.....
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James going to pay rent for Dave!!! More!
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| namenlos | July 26, 2011, 6:15 pm Post #99 |
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The Daft To Your Punk
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James is really going to pay rent for Dave! Unless he wants to do... the other thing.
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| MetalliSarah | July 26, 2011, 6:22 pm Post #100 |
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Ms. Brightside
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A pony? Nice one, Dave.
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| youthanasia | July 26, 2011, 7:22 pm Post #101 |
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Poor Twisted Me
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A Pony Ate My Rent sounds like the name of a hipster band. Keep it coming!
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| Lucifer's Angel | July 26, 2011, 8:54 pm Post #102 |
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Heavy Metal Seanchai
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Dave is a smart dude, but he can be a dumbass sometimes, not paying the rent I hope Dave appreciates what James did
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| larscriancinha | July 26, 2011, 10:51 pm Post #103 |
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Larsybaby
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A pony? and poor Junior hiding! |
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| BleedingSoul | July 27, 2011, 2:00 pm Post #104 |
Frantic
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Now this is gonna be funny. James is gonna pay the rent and I hope it all goes well with the landlord.
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| The Cosmic Gerbil | August 1, 2011, 4:41 pm Post #105 |
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Forbidden Forest Ranger
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Heheheh, glad you guys liked that chapter Here is more ![]() James exited the bedroom, his eyes swiftly scanning the hall for the phone. There it was, sitting on a phone directory and what looked like some rock magazines. The landlady glared at him again and tapped her foot on the door step. "The rent money?", she enquired. "I'm just getting it now", said James, picking up the receiver and dialling the number of the Metallimansion. "I will get it...I just need to borrow it off a...uhm...friend". "Hmmm", said the landlady disbelievingly. She checked her watch. "I can't stand here all day. I have business to attend to. I'll give you one hour! If I don't have the money by then...well, you'll have to find some other way of paying". She looked at James as if he was a piece of meat and she was a hungry stray dog. Then she left, slamming the door behind her. "Fuck!", muttered James. "Fuck Dave and his stupid shit". The phone began to ring and James heard a familiar Danish voice answer. "Hi, this is Mr Ulrich speaking". "Hi Lars", said James. "It's uhh...Dave here". "Hey Dave", Lars said brightly. "What's up?" "Nothing much", said James quickly. "I just needed a word with...uhhh...James". "Sure. I'll just get him for you". James heard Lars calling his name and then the phone was answered by a very familiar voice. "Umm, hi James", said Dave in a low voice. "Is Junior OK?" "Well...if you count hiding in your bedroom from your landlady, then yeah, he's fine", James snorted. "Ah shit! Not her", Dave groaned., "What does she want". "The rent, dumbass!" "Hmm, fuck! Did ya ask Junior for some cash?" "He hasn't got any left", James said impatiently. "Shut up a minute and listen. I need to come over to get my bank card". "Oooh, are you gonna pay it for me?", Dave giggled. "Yes but you had better fucking pay be back!" "Yeah, I will do. Hey, thanks for going to do that though James". "I aint doing it to be kind! I'm doing it so I don't haveta sleep with your fucking landlady!" Dave was quiet for a moment and James really hoped that he was feeling embarrassed. Then he spoke again. "Um, well...what are you gonna say when you come over?" "I dunno", said James. "Hm, what would you come over to my house for?" Dave went quiet again but this time he was thinking. "OK, if Lars or the others ask, say that you lost my favourite guitar pick out of your pocket when you changed your jeans. And I've found it and you've come to pick it up". "Shit, that's confusing...hang on a minute". James thought it over quickly. Junior peeped round the bedroom door and James gave him a thumbs up sign so that he wouldn't worry. "OK, yeah. That'll work", James said. "Thanks Dave". "Ha, no problem", said Dave. "You coming over now?" "Dave, I have just under an hour before your landlady comes back and ravishes me. Does that answer your question?" Dave laughed. "Fair enough. "And do I get some money knocked off the amount I owe you, for my good idea?" "Fuck off!", growled James. Edited by The Cosmic Gerbil, August 1, 2011, 4:41 pm.
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I love how Dave likes being at the Metallimansion and it's cute how's he's missing Junior, and poor Junior doesn't know how to drink, little cornfed Minnesotan bastard
I went to a Judas Priest concert yesterday and didn't get home until nearly 4 in the morning
Tomorrow I will start work on a story where James is very naughty and Lars punishes him


I hope Dave appreciates what James did 


4:47 AM Jul 11