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| Metallica in Metal Up Your Spam; NOT TO INTEND TO INSULT THE BAND (Rated-G, Comedy, Spoof) | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: October 17, 2011, 1:37 am (522 Views) | |
| picklegal1 | October 17, 2011, 1:37 am Post #1 |
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Dat boi shit waddup
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this is a Comedy one-shot, its a spoof of a Monty Python skit >>>The Orginators Of SPAM : Monty Python i hope you all get this Fic/spoof Enjoy>>> Metallica in Metal Up Your Spam (10 am at the HQ kitchen) James: Morning Lars: Morning James: Hey Lars, What are you eating? Lars: An egg sandwich with spam For lunch I’ll have a turkey sandwich with mustard and spam James: sounds good, have anything besides spam? Lars: Spam chicken and spam, it has much spam in it James: Well that isn’t what I had in mind…… Rob: Just have the egg, bacon, spam, & sausage James: But thats got spam in it Kirk: Not as much as spam, egg, sausage, & spam James: Look at it this way, can I just eat egg, spam, sausage W/O the spam Lars: Ewwwwwwwwwww James: What do you mean Ewwww, I haven’t tried spam yet thats all Kirk & Rob: Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam SPAMITY SPAM!!!!!!!! Where is the spam? (continually singing) Lars: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!! (beats drumsticks) Now James you said you haven’t tried spam James: Thats what I said Lars: Pfft, com’on man you’re lying James: Thats the whole truth man Cliff Burnstein: Don’t make a fuss out of this James, I eat the spam of course love it I’m in Spam Spam Spam Spam……. Cliff Burnstein, Rob, & Kirk: Spam Spam Spam (baked beans) Spam Spam and Spam Lars: Baked beans are off Cliff Burnstein: Well we’ll just have spam instead Lars: You mean Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Kirk & Rob: SPAMITY SPAM!!!!!!!!!!!! Where is the Spam? Lars: Guys………..Shut up!!!!!!!!!!!! (beats drumsticks) Ross Halfin: What I’m in the mood for this morning is a spam egg spam bacon bread spam spam spam spam spam (gets beaten in the head by Lars) Lars: Grrrrrr get out of here Ross!!!!!!! Ross: spam spam spam spam Lars: Shut up!!!!!! Everyone in the room: SPAMITY SPAM!!!!!!!! Kurt Loder: Hi I’m Kurt Loder you may know me as the former MTV news anchor for numerous occasions, today we faced an awkward situation at HQ studios where Metallica is now located, how this happened they debated over how the new Lulu album should be settled in place and they should be just fine…. Once Lulu is released they’d be Spamming Record sells worldwide…………..oh the hell spam with it Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Everyone: Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam SPAMITY SPAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where is the spam? Lars: Ohhhhhhhh fuck it I give up Spam spam spam spam spam spam (the SPAM end) Edited by picklegal1, October 17, 2011, 1:41 am.
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| MetallicaObsessed | October 17, 2011, 8:26 am Post #2 |
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Some Kind Of Monster
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Thanks for the roflz! Totally made my morning! |
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| The Cosmic Gerbil | October 17, 2011, 10:47 am Post #3 |
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Forbidden Forest Ranger
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Lol, that is really funny
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| picklegal1 | October 17, 2011, 12:07 pm Post #4 |
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Dat boi shit waddup
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ur welcome
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| Jik Hyun | October 17, 2011, 1:05 pm Post #5 |
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Poor Twisted Me
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weird. I dun actually like spam its nasty ass shit. |
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