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Metallica in Metal Up Your Spam; NOT TO INTEND TO INSULT THE BAND (Rated-G, Comedy, Spoof)
Topic Started: October 17, 2011, 1:37 am (522 Views)
picklegal1
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this is a Comedy one-shot, its a spoof of a Monty Python skit >>>The Orginators Of SPAM : Monty Python
i hope you all get this Fic/spoof

Enjoy>>>



Metallica in Metal Up Your Spam


(10 am at the HQ kitchen)

James: Morning

Lars: Morning

James: Hey Lars, What are you eating?

Lars: An egg sandwich with spam
For lunch I’ll have a turkey sandwich with mustard and spam

James: sounds good, have anything besides spam?

Lars: Spam chicken and spam, it has much spam in it

James: Well that isn’t what I had in mind……

Rob: Just have the egg, bacon, spam, & sausage

James: But thats got spam in it

Kirk: Not as much as spam, egg, sausage, & spam

James: Look at it this way, can I just eat egg, spam, sausage W/O the spam

Lars: Ewwwwwwwwwww

James: What do you mean Ewwww, I haven’t tried spam yet thats all

Kirk & Rob: Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam SPAMITY SPAM!!!!!!!! Where is the spam? (continually singing)

Lars: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!! (beats drumsticks) Now James you said you haven’t tried spam

James: Thats what I said

Lars: Pfft, com’on man you’re lying

James: Thats the whole truth man

Cliff Burnstein: Don’t make a fuss out of this James, I eat the spam of course love it

I’m in Spam Spam Spam Spam…….

Cliff Burnstein, Rob, & Kirk: Spam Spam Spam (baked beans) Spam Spam and Spam

Lars: Baked beans are off

Cliff Burnstein: Well we’ll just have spam instead

Lars: You mean Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam

Kirk & Rob: SPAMITY SPAM!!!!!!!!!!!! Where is the Spam?

Lars: Guys………..Shut up!!!!!!!!!!!! (beats drumsticks)

Ross Halfin: What I’m in the mood for this morning is a spam egg spam bacon bread spam spam spam spam spam (gets beaten in the head by Lars)

Lars: Grrrrrr get out of here Ross!!!!!!!

Ross: spam spam spam spam

Lars: Shut up!!!!!!

Everyone in the room: SPAMITY SPAM!!!!!!!!

Kurt Loder: Hi I’m Kurt Loder you may know me as the former MTV news anchor for numerous occasions, today we faced an awkward situation at HQ studios where Metallica is now located, how this happened they debated over how the new Lulu album should be settled in place and they should be just fine…. Once Lulu is released they’d be Spamming
Record sells worldwide…………..oh the hell spam with it Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam

Everyone: Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam
SPAMITY SPAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where is the spam?

Lars: Ohhhhhhhh fuck it I give up Spam spam spam spam spam spam

(the SPAM end)
Edited by picklegal1, October 17, 2011, 1:41 am.
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MetallicaObsessed
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:tardlol :tardlol
Thanks for the roflz! Totally made my morning!
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The Cosmic Gerbil
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Lol, that is really funny :lol:
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picklegal1
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MetallicaObsessed
October 17, 2011, 8:26 am
:tardlol :tardlol
Thanks for the roflz! Totally made my morning!
ur welcome :D
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Jik Hyun
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weird. I dun actually like spam its nasty ass shit.
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