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Psycho Holiday; 3rd Person POV, Het & Biography
Topic Started: January 23, 2012, 11:16 am (2,359 Views)
The Cosmic Gerbil
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Blimey, so much abuse going on :o I feel bad for everybody...poor everyone :(
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January 30, 2012, 9:17 am
I feel bad for everybody...poor everyone :(
:lol: For some reason this part made me giggle a lil i must use this comment often :)
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Lol, I knew what I wanted to say but I couldn't think how else to put it :lol:
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Chapter 9

It was a Sunday night and the boys were playing a birthday party for a major local fan. They were half way through the set and the crowed was reacting well. Phil smiled breathing heavily as he was all sweaty and his hair soaking from it.

He pushed his hair back and talked to Darrell for a second, "Alright we wanna stop the show just for a second before taking the show we had been alerted it was somebody's birthday who's the fuck is it?".

It was quiet as everybody pointed to one teenage girl, the girl blushed and slowly raised her hand. 

Phil jump down and left the mic, he made his way through the crowed. He held out his hand, she smiled big and took it as he slowly lead her to the stage. He helped her up then hoped on, he grabbed the mic and smiled.

Darrell stood messing with his guitar, "Alright quiet down what's your name young lady?".

She smiled, "Kari".

He nodded, "And how old are you turning tonight young lady".

She wrapped her arms around his waist, "Eighteen!" she shouted.

He chuckled wrapping an arm around her, "Alright well this young woman here is turning eighteen pretty damn special do I think we should all sing happy birthday to miss Kari".

She jumped up and down holding onto him, "Oh my god".

Darrell played the song on his guitar and everybody sang along, at the end he smiled big.

He looked at her, "And would the birthday girl like a kiss?".

Her jaw dropped and she looked at him, "Oh my god really?".

He nodded, "Sure your eighteen now your choice".

She smiled big and nodded, he hung the mic on his shoulder and grabbed her face kissing her. Her mother looked at her father and they bout fainted, the crowd cheered and they made out for a minute on stage.

Phil pulled away slowly and grabbed the mic, "Alright let's get this young lady back to her parents before I get my ass shot".

They all laughed and he helped her down, and they continued the small private party. By the end the cake had been torn apart and thrown all around. Everybody got drunk and Phil needed up making out with the girl after the show.
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woohoo,more! :biggrin
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Chapter 10

Phil woke up to the phone ringing and answered, "Hello?" he said in his deep sleepy voice.

Darrell smiled big, "Dude I gotta come over right now!".

Phil checked the time, "Oh shit man what is it?".

He laughed, "It's a surprise just let me come over".

Phil rose from bed, "Alright".

He hung up and went to the bathroom, he splashed water on his face. He used the restroom then came back, he grabbed some clothes and smelt them. He shrugged and put them on, Darrell knocked an Phil answered.

Darrell smiled big and hugged him, "Bro you better sit down".

Phil sighed and sat down, "Ok what is it?".

He threw papers on the table, "We got signed man".

Phil's eyes got big and he jumped up, "Holy shit!!!!" he yelled.

 He screamed, "Oh my god!!!!".

Darrell laughed, "We got fuckin signed man we start recording in a month!".

Phil shook Darrell, "Holy shit man were gonna make it big!!".

He hugged him, "Oh thank thank thank you wonderful guitarist!!".

He kissed him on the head, "Dude calm down" he said laughing.

He grabbed the phone, "I gotta tell ma".

He dialed their number quickly, it rang and rang.

Finally his mother picked up, "Hello?".

He smiled, "Mon we got signed!!!" he yelled.

She screamed, "Oh my god Philip this is so awesome! Your gonna be so big!".

She started crying, "You boys pack your bags your coming down for a good celebration".

He smiled, "How's Tuesday sound ma?".

She smiled, "Sounds good I'll have food ready now you boys take care and I'm very happy for you honey".

He smiled, "I know ma I love you bye".

He hung up and shook Darrell again and he laughed, "This is fucking crazy!".

Phil opened the fridge and got two beers as they set on a drinking journey that day with the guys. They went from bar to bar, cheered and cheered, spent dollars upon dollars and by the end of the night they were shit faced drunk. Phil held onto Darrell and Darrell held onto Phil they all made it back to his and Vinnie's home.
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Yay, that is awesome :D Lucky Phil and his band :nanner:
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Great news! :D :horns2
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Chapter 11

Mrs Abbott sat in a chair reading when they entered the house giggling like little school girls. 

Vinnie burped and Rex fell on the couch, "Oh god Darrell those girls tits were so big and round of god the things Id do to those" Phil said.

Darrell snickered and laughed as his mother slowly looked at them clearing her throat making her presence known.

They all froze and looked at her, "Have a nice night boys?".

Phil slowly stood up, "Sorry Mrs. Abbott didn't know you were there" he said apologizing for the remark he said.

She slowly got up, "Please don't call me that Philip makes me feel old trust me you'll understand when you get old like me".

He smiled and she took him, "Come on boys your all dead looking you need sleep".

He held onto her as she helped, "Alright goodnight boys".

They all kissed her cheek and she helped Phil into bed since he drank the most. She took his shoes off and tucked him in, she kissed his forehead. 

He smiled a lil, "Goodnight".

She turned the light out, "Goodnight honey get some rest".

She slowly left and quietly went back to her bedroom going to sleep.

The next morning the boys all woke up bitching bout their hangovers. Carolyn was making breakfast for all the boys in the house, they all came out in a single line. Darrell first, Vinnie second, Rex third, Phil fourth, and Jerry last. 

They all sat down and Carolyn served the breakfast, "Eat up boys I'll be driving you to the airport soon".

They quickly inhaled their eggs and bacon but Phil ended up getting extra. 

Vinnie whined as if he was still a kid again, "Why does he get extra?".

Phil practically mauled the bacon, "Because look at the poor boy you can see his ribcage now stop being stubborn Vince I'll make some more for you after I eat".

They all watched him as he practically ate one whole piece of bacon at a time. He stopped and slowly looked at them all innocently as he sat slouched as his ribs showing off. 

He slowly felt his side, "Do you want more?".

He quickly shook his head and slowly looked at his side as he could see what they did. He wiped his hands and got up, he washed his plate off then pushed in his chair. 

He quickly went to the bathroom an looked at his sides in the mirror as he actually looked pretty skinny. He whimpered as little and felt his ribs, Carolyn knocked on the door. 

She opened it a little, "Is everything ok?".

Phil still kept looking, "Yeah" he said quietly. 

He slowly stopped and opened the door turning the light out, he slowly walked passed her and went to the guest room. He put on his t shirt and his beanie shoving his hair under it so it wouldn't be seen nor his ribs.
Edited by Anselmo's Girl, February 3, 2012, 9:57 pm.
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Chapter 12

The boys had arrived in New Orleans, Louisiana for their break before they do another record. They took a cab to a cheap hotel and set up camp then Phil got ready for his parents. He did a touch up on his hair then showered after he got dressed in a blue flannel and black cargo shorts. Two strings hung from them at the bottom and he put on his shoes. The guys said goodnight too him once the taxi arrived and he took it to his parents.

He kept messing with his hair nervous and excited, he looked in the mirror. He put all his hair to the side and nodded finding it better, the man dropped him off at the usual suburban brick home. He got out and handed him some cash, the man drove away slowly and Phil walked up to the house. He slowly rung the doorbell he smelt his breath his eyes got big and looked around. He searched his pockets and looked and see a beer on the porch.

He grabbed it and wiped it he took a gulp and swished it around. He spit it out and wiped his mouth. He say it down and his mother answered the door, she gave him a weird look.

He slowly lost his smile, "Uh hi?".

She called for his dad who was also named Jerry, "Honey there's some freak at the door".

Phil frowned at his mothers words, "Mom it's me".

She looked at him he had weird hair, different more casual clothes and a bit deeper voice.

He showed her thumb, "Your son has a scar on his thumb from a knife playing with his jackass friend Mike am I correct?".

Her eyes got big, "Oh my god Philip its you!".

He smiled, "Told ya".

Jerry came to the door, "Who's this?".

His mother Victoria hugged him crying, "Oh I've missed you so much".

He hugged her and kissed her on the head, "I've missed you to mom".

Phil never admitted it nor liked to but he was always a mama's boy and loved her to death. Phil was glad to be home in the end but knew it wasn't for long.
Edited by Anselmo's Girl, February 5, 2012, 8:11 am.
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Awww, Phil and his mo together :D I wonder why he is so skinny though? I hope he is not poorly :o
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February 5, 2012, 5:04 pm
Awww, Phil and his mo together :D I wonder why he is so skinny though? I hope he is not poorly :o
It is cause he's poor growing up barely had money for a good meal and then gigs brought in money but u also had to pay rent and prolly buy other things too so I guess they did get good meals but prolly didn't have the apartment filled with a bunch of good meals and foods and stuff
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Chapter 13

Phil sat watching a Saints football game at his parents home, "Oh man these guys better not lose I'll be pissed".

His mother came in, "Here's your spaghetti honey".

Phil took the loaded plate and started eating, he kept his eyes on the plate and up to his face as he stuffed his mouth. His mother found it gross as most women would but he was practically a starving man. He listened to the tv as he ate but still as always kept his eyes on the plate.

He finished up and his mother got him more, "Phil your looking skinny are you ok?".

He didn't answer just kept his face buried, Phil got up with his face stuffed and washed his plate off in the kitchen. He washed up his face and grabbed a beer, he came back and sat down.

They looked at him, "Heh hungry fella ain't he honey".

She nodded as she sat knitting, Phil laid his head on his mothers shoulder.

She smiled and kept knitting as the boys soon finished the game and once again the saints lost.

Phil threw his beer away, "I should get going guys".

He got up and his parents did the same, "Oh Philip why don't you ever stay here anymore is it cause we are uncool?".

He chuckled, "No ma I would but I wouldn't wanna bother you plus ya know if I had a girl over would prolly for sure bother you with that and well having the guys over can get crazy and dirty ma and I don't want you around us men talking bout girls....girls....um....pu..".

He swallowed looking at his mother not wanting to speak dirty around her.

She rolled her eyes, "Oh Jesus Philip you can say pussy around your mother it ain't like your a lil boy anymore".

He kinda blushed hearing his mother talk dirty, "Mom don't talk like that".

She sighed, "Well I may talk how ever if I wanna say cock I will".

His cheeks got redder and he cleared his throat trying to get them back to color.

Jerry looked at her, "Dear lord Victoria stop it your embarrassin the boy look at him!".

She looked at Jerry, "Well I don't know why he's so embarrassed I mean it ain't like I dont know about these things and that I didn't know he hasn't fucked already".

Phil's faced burned and he tried hiding it, "I gotta go now guys I'll see you tomorrow".

He stood for a second looking at the ground then just quickly left, he started walking and quickly started smoking a cigarette.

His parents went to the side walk, "Ugh Philip where are you going?".

He stopped and looked, "Philip I knitted a hat for you it's even black like you wore when you were born!" she yelled showing him.

He rolled his eyes and ran up to them, he grabbed the hat and put it on.

Two girls on the lawn next to them stood watching and giggling, Phil looked and smiled.

Victoria paid no attention, "Give your mother some sugar".

The girls started going for a walk and passed by giggling and snickering at him.

They laughed and Phil lowered his head embarrassed, "Better go suck on mama's titty" they said laughing as they kept walking.

Phil got pissed and jerked the hat off, "Fuck your stupid hat ma I'm not your little boy Im not kissing you anymore!" he yelled.

He threw the hat on the ground in the mud and quickly walked away, he pushed a metal trash can down and kept walking. He was furious but would soon regret what he did and would hate his anger for taking over.
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:lol: ,poor phil & phil's mom! :lol:
when is the fight chapter??WHEEENNNN??
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How rude of Phil :blink: He shouldn't treat is mom like, just cos of a couple of immature girls :( I hope she give him a righ earful when she sees him next :P
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