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| St. Anger; (A TINY bit of slash) my first slash, so bear with me. Takes place during SKOM doc. | |
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| Jik Hyun | April 30, 2012, 2:28 pm Post #31 |
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awww poor qwirk. I like to think cliff was gone at impact. that way he didna feel the bus fall on him the 1st time let again a 2nd. |
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| JH_KH_CB_Lover | April 30, 2012, 10:07 pm Post #32 |
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Lol I know! It always sucks when you drop your money in a public restaurant I PROMISE the next chapter will be |
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| JH_KH_CB_Lover | April 30, 2012, 10:09 pm Post #33 |
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Yeah... But inthe actual accident, he was probably unconscious so he didnt feel it the second time...hopefully... |
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| JH_KH_CB_Lover | May 1, 2012, 8:48 pm Post #34 |
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Next chapter will be up either tonight or tomorrow! |
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| JH_KH_CB_Lover | May 2, 2012, 7:17 pm Post #35 |
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Ok, Its getting too serious. This chapter will be funnier, trust me. Chapter Nine ~two weeks Later~ Lars sat on the couch in front of the red head. He listened as the red head told him how miserable his life was after he got thrown out of the band. 'wait...why is Mustaine complaining? His band has been very successful! They still have all their members, and are working on a new album!' Lars thought. "...And I'll never get to talk to my little Danish friend normally again!" Dave finished. "I'm sorry that I was...the cause of this... And that you have been struggling with this...for many years now." Lars apologized. Dave knew he probably didn't mean it, But Lars himself didn't even know! Phil leaned forward. 'oh Fock... Here we go!' Lars thought. "Well...I think we can repair this relationship. All it needs is a bit of determination! You are now dismissed. I have somewhere to be..." Phil ranted. "He's probably going to a gay bar." Lars muttered to Dave. Dave burst out laughing, but stopped when he noticed Phil staring at him. They ran out of the building. Lars opened the back door of his car for Dave. "Thanks." He said. Lars muttered 'you're welcome' and got in the drivers side. Dave looked rather depressed, so Lars decided to turn on the radio for some tunes. He turned it up to see what was playing. But he changed the station when he realized, For Whom The Bell Tolls was playing. He switched it to the other station quickly, looking back apologetically to Dave. But when he changed it, Enter Sandman started playing. Lars' eyes widened and he quickly shut the radio off. He laughed nervously. "Sorry 'bout that..." Lars apologized. Dave growled and looked out the window. 'Wait 'till Kirk hear's about this!' Lars thought. ~Meanwhile~ Kirk looked through all of his horror movies. It was "Yearly Cleaning" day, according to Lani. Kirk hated these days, because he didn't like giving stuff he liked away. But the fun part, is giving away the stuff, then just buying it again. Lani came into the room holding a beat up, cherry red guitar. "You don't need this, right?" She asked. Kirk's eyes widened. "Yeah, I do! It was a gift!" He protested. "Ahw...can I PLEASE burn it or something?" Lani pleaded. "Fuck no! Tell you what. I'll let you burn this..."-Kirk held up a very collectable action figure that he decided he didn't like-"If you let me burn a valuable thing from your pile." He said. Lani beamed. She set the guitar in one of the empty guitar cases. She grabbed the action figure and ran to her room. Kirk finished his piles. They always set up three boxes. They would each go through all of their belongings, and put them in the boxes, labeled; Keep, Donate, and Burn. Kirk got up and walked over to Lani's piles. He saw the action figure laying in the burn box. He quickly stole something from Lani's keep box and threw it in his burn one. He grabbed some masking tape, and sealed two of the boxes shut, leaving the keep one open. "Alright...let's eat some supper. Do you want to call Lars, to tell him we're having a fire? He usually likes burning things with you. I never really know why..." Lani pondered. She was clearly thinking very hard about it. Kirk shrugged and sat at the kitchen table. "So...I just have to figure out what we're having..."Lani trailed off. "...And don't even ask me when supper is!" "Hey, Lan?" Kirk asked. "Yes?" "When's supper?" Kirk winced as Lani hit him with a wooden spoon."Asshole." She hissed,and walked to the counter to prepare supper. After supper, Kirk called Lars, who agreed to come over and burn things. He also told Kirk he had something really funny to tell him. Kirk could hardly wait to hear. As Lars' car pulled into the driveway, he felt like a ten year old, waiting for their best friend to come in. Kirk opened the door right after Lars knocked. "Come in." He said. Lars smiled and stepped inside. "Alright kids...you know the drill, just take the bur-"-Lani stopped as Lars and Kirk ran over to the boxes like kids in a candy shop-"Ok...im gonna stay inside...try not to start a forest fire!" Lani cautioned. "Don't worry, Lan." Kirk assured her. "Yeah, we'll be fine!" Lars added, and the two walked outside to the back yard, carrying the overfilled boxes. They walked up to the fire pit, and emptied the Boxes. They grabbed some wood from the wood pile and threw it on. Lars violently ripped the cardboard boxes apart and put the pieces on top of the wood. "Shall I?" Kirk asked, holding a match. "Fock yeah." Lars said, grinning. Kirk lit up the match and threw it in the fire pit. The cardboard caught on fire instantly. "I'll go get the lawn chairs." Kirk said, and headed off. He came back with two rather beat up lawn chairs. He set them up a fair ways away from the fire. "Would you like to do the honors?" Kirk asked Lars. "Sure." Lars replied. He picked up an item, which seemed to be a blouse of Lani's, and threw it in. The fire instantly grew, along with Lars' insane laughter. "Maybe one year we can invite Hetfield over to help us burn things." Lars wondered, throwing a battered up flashlight into the fire. "Yeah. That'd be cool." Kirk smiled, he found his collectable action figure and stuffed it in his sweater pocket. Lars threw what seemed to be a purse in the fire. "We are oh so caring to our environment..." Lars said sarcastically. Kirk laughed and threw a hat in the fire. The fire roared so high, that Lars and Kirk had to move their stuff back an inch. Lars sighed. "I remember the first time we met." He said, a lazy grin forming on his face. Kirk chuckled. "Oh fuck. I remember seeing you guys smiling the whole time. I was freaking out 'cause I thought you were laughing at me!" He laughed. Lars picked up some sort of stuffed animal (which definatly didn't belong to Kirk), and threw it in the fire. "I remember the big Bon fires we used to have in Denmark, only, we weren't throwing in polluting items." Lars pondered. Kirk laughed. "I remember pulling pranks on the nuns in school. We would put buckets of water over the door, and when they opened the door, they'd get soaked!" Lars laughed. "Oh, the memories..." He sighed. Kirk picked up the item he stole from Lani's keep pile. Lars' eyes widened at the object. "Are you sure that's safe to burn that?" He questioned. Kirk grinned and looked into Lars' green eyes. "Absolutely not." Kirk grinned. Suddenly, the back window of the house opened. "Kirk! Where's my curling- Kirk! You better not burn that curling iron!" Lani yelled. Kirk threw the curling iron in the fire. The fire roared in almost an explosion type flame. "You didn't need it Hun, you look beautifuler without it!" Kirk yelled. Lani started laughing. "Nice save." She grinned. "Yeah, nice save." Lars muttered. |
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| Jik Hyun | May 2, 2012, 10:46 pm Post #36 |
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love kirk burning lani's curling iron. it made me giggle. as a tomboy can totally see the humor in it. has done bon fires too. |
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| JH_KH_CB_Lover | May 2, 2012, 11:25 pm Post #37 |
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Lol I actually laughed too when I wrote that! Sorry it's shorter then usual!
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| The Cosmic Gerbil | May 4, 2012, 9:22 am Post #38 |
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Poor Dave Kirk and Lani were funny in their pyro mood though
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| JH_KH_CB_Lover | May 4, 2012, 11:31 am Post #39 |
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Thanks! Next chapter coming soon! |
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| JH_KH_CB_Lover | May 6, 2012, 10:33 am Post #40 |
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Ok, I'm still writing, I just have a severe case of writers block!
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| The Cosmic Gerbil | May 7, 2012, 12:21 pm Post #41 |
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Oh no, writer's block sucks I hope that it will go away for you soon.
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| JH_KH_CB_Lover | May 7, 2012, 10:26 pm Post #42 |
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It's almost done, it might not be the best chapter I've wrote though
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| JH_KH_CB_Lover | May 7, 2012, 10:42 pm Post #43 |
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Here we go, probably the worst chapter so far. Thanks writers block... Please, try to enjoy! Chapter Ten It had been a year and a half since James left. But as Kirk walked into the studio, he noticed something changed. Lars was still there, as was Bob... But there was someone else standing their, with his white explorer guitar. Kirk found himself grinning. "James?" He asked. James looked up. "How's it going?" He asked. "Good. How about you?" Kirk asked back. "Better then what it was." James replied. Lars sat on the couch and watched as Kirk gave James a hug and sat down beside him. Kirk looked at Lars and smiled. Lars looked away, making Kirk frown. But then he noticed the problem. James hadn't called him once. Not once during his whole time in rehab. Kirk felt awkward. James ignored them and started playing his guitar. Bob sighed. "That's the best sound i've heard so far. Just, you playing guitar in this room right now." He murmured. Lars squirmed. He didn't look comfortable. Kirk watched him. It was very VERY rare for Lars Ulrich to not talk for over ten minutes. James also looked at Lars, who looked away and at Kirk. Kirk gave him a questioning glance. "I'll tell you later." Lars mouthed. Kirk nodded his head. "So...did you miss me?" James asked jokingly. "n-" Lars started. "of course I did!" Kirk cut him off. He nudged Lars who nodded. James chuckled and put his guitar away. "I guess we should start writing." He said. Kirk got up, trying to get out of the awkward situation. "Yeah, where's the paper...?" He asked. "Dunno. Bob! Where'd you put the paper?!" James yelled. "Here, I'll show you!" Bob got up and left, leaving Lars sitting on the couch alone. "Focking band." He muttered. Kirk came back first with two pens and two pads of paper. He threw one of each at Lars, who caught them gracefully. Kirk sat down beside him. "Someones happy." He said sarcastically. "Oh Fock off." Lars joked, nudging Kirk playfully. Kirk tickled him. Lars squirmed. "Oh, ticklish, are we?" Kirk teased. "Yes! Stop...p-please! I-it's not F-fair!" Lars yelled between laughs. Kirk grinned. Lars lashed out and tickled him. It was Kirk's turn to squirm. "Alright Lars! St-stop!" He yelled, laughing. They were too busy laughing and tickling each other, that they didn't notice James and Bob standing in the door frame. Kirk hit his head off of a table that was there. "OW! f-fuck!" He laughed. "Aha! I won!" Lars yelled. "Ow...I guess you did..." Kirk hissed. "You ok?" Lars asked. "Yes. I'm fine. Thank you." Kirk said, getting up. He froze and blushed when he saw Bob and James at the door. Lars turned around. His smile faded and he sat back up on the couch. Kirk got up and sat beside him. James looked at Bob with both eyebrows raised. "Have they been this close, the whole time I was gone?" He asked Bob. "Somewhat." Bob replied. James smiled and shook his head. Kirk and Lars sat on the couch awkwardly. "Yeah. I'm actually friends with more people then you, Hetfield." Lars grumbled. Kirk looked at him. "Lars..." He started warningly. "What's your problem?" James asked. "You are." Lars sneered. "Why are you being a bi-" "You didn't call me." Lars said. James didn't say anything. "Why didn't you call me?" "I do-" "Why didn't you call-" "I don't know, Lars! Ok! I. Dont. Know!" James yelled. "You called Kirk." Lars muttered. Kirk shot him a glare. James looked at him."Kirk!" He said in an accusing tone. "What? I thought you were gonna quit the band, so I told them I didn't think you were coming back! Then fucking Phil pressured me a-" Kirk ranted. "It's fine, Kirk, he's just an asshole 'cause someones actually worried about him." Lars grumbled. "Lars!" Kirk yelled. "What, it's true!" Lars replied. James glanced at the clock. "I'm gonna go." He muttered, and he left. "Nice, Lars." Bob said, and he left too. "Fock. I'm in a shitty mood, and what's he been doing? Picking on me all focking day!" Lars swore. "Hey, it's fine, wanna go get something to eat?" Kirk asked. "Sure." Lars replied, and they walked out. |
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| The Cosmic Gerbil | May 9, 2012, 1:50 pm Post #44 |
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Poor Lars...it was sad that James didn't phone him while he was away It was so funny and cute when Lars and Kirk were tickling each other though
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| Jik Hyun | May 9, 2012, 11:38 pm Post #45 |
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a whinny pixie is adorable. the tickle fight was epic. |
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It must be so hard for them both, with James away. I hope that everything is going to turn out alright
I PROMISE the next chapter will be
Kirk and Lani were funny in their pyro mood though

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