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My drabbles; 100 word stories I have written
Topic Started: May 28, 2012, 5:08 pm (1,630 Views)
The Cosmic Gerbil
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Hi :) Here are some of the drabbles that I wrote on Rockfic. I decided to post them here, so that people who aren't members of Rockfic can read them here. Hope everybody likes them :)


Snow

“Dave, guess what?” Junior danced over from the window. “It’s snowing!”

Dave looked up from playing his computer game. “So”?

“Let’s go out in it” Junior said eagerly. “Please?”

Dave snorted. “No thanks. It’s fucking freezing out there”.

Junior’s smile faded and a hurt look appeared in his eyes. Dave saw it and felt bad.

Shit, I bet Junior’s homesick. They have tons of fucking snow in Minnesota and hardly ever any here.

Dave turned off his game and stood up. “I’ll go get my coat”.

Junior’s renewed smile was all Dave needed to know he’d done the right thing.


Snow 2

“Kirk” James said. “Lars has been ages putting the garbage outside. Go see what he‘s doing”.

Kirk looked outside and shuddered at the snowy landscape. “Awww, why me?”.

“You’re nearest to the door, dick!”

“Humph!” said Kirk, exiting the room. Stepping outside, he shivered and braved his way towards the bin alcove. There was Lars, walking towards him. There was a suspicious yellow stain in the snow, near the wall.

“Lars, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!” Kirk exclaimed.

Lars looked at the stain and laughed.

“The garbage bag split and some stale orange juice leaked from a carton. What did YOU think it was?”
Edited by The Cosmic Gerbil, May 28, 2012, 5:09 pm.
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The first was cute and the second was funny, it reminded me of the song Don't Eat the Yellow Snow by Zappa :lol: It's so hot here, snow would be awesome :horns:
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Thanks, I am glad that you liked the drabbles :D Here are some more ^^

Injury

James wandered downstairs from a guitar playing session, hot and wanting a drink. Heading to the kitchen, he heard Lars yelling from the living room.

"What the fuck? You fucking useless piece of shit"!

Uh oh, he's on the phone, giving somebody an earful James thought. Knowing that Lars could get himself into trouble with his mouth, James charged into the living room, ready to placate him.

There was Lars, scowling and screaming at a football match on the TV. James grinned at his buddy's fury.

"Injury, my fucking ass! You dived to get a penalty, you fucking play actor!"


Red

"Oh fuck!” I exclaimed. "Not again”. The traffic lights in front of us were red.

James looked at me from the passenger seat and there was a naughty smile on his face.

"Hmm, how can we pass the time until the lights change?”

Then, without warning, he leaned over and kissed me. I was shocked but it felt nice. I returned his kiss, only stopping when a horn sounded behind us. The lights had gone green. I shot away, my face as red as my hair. James was only laughing.

I hope the next traffic light will be red too.



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The first one was funny, it reminded me of some of my male relatives :rolleyes: And the second one made me LOL, hope a cop doesn't give them a ticket :wink
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I like these! :)

Some are even new to me, they are not all on Rockfic, are they?
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Thanks guys :D I think they are all on Rockfic but Red is a pretty new one :D Here is another one...Junior is being naughty here :lol:


Road

"Junior!" Dave's yell interrupted the younger man from his bass playing. "Come here now!"

Junior put his bass down and exited the bedroom, going into the kitchen where he found Dave by the window. He was red-faced with arms folded across his chest.

"Yeah Dave?" Junior asked sweetly.

"When you said you were going out this morning to spray paint the car..."...Dave steered Junior over to the window. He pointed down to the old unused road that ran behind their apartment. "Explain THAT!"

Junior blushed and giggled. Sprayed in big letters on the road was the message DM loves DJE.

Edited by The Cosmic Gerbil, May 30, 2012, 5:21 pm.
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Oh, that was so sweet and funny :cool I hope it's not permanent :lol:
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Thanks :D Hehehe, I hope it is >:) OK, here is a brand new one that I just wrote :nanner:


Photoshop


“JUNIOR!”

Junior recognised Dave’s tone of voice. Putting his bass down, he trotted over to the computer, where a red-faced Dave was glaring at the screen. There was an image of Junior as a lap dancer, wearing nothing but a pair of sparkly briefs and about to sit on Dave’s lap.

“What the fuck is THIS?”

“A Photoshop I made” Junior said innocently.

Dave scowled. “Very funny! Don’t do shit like that again”.

Junior blushed. “I won’t Dave. I’m sorry”.

He turned and walked towards the door. Then he stopped and giggled.

“Next time, I’ll Photoshop you as the dancer!”
Edited by The Cosmic Gerbil, June 3, 2012, 5:40 pm.
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Haha, that was awesome! :nanner: I'd love to see Dave or Junior in briefs as a lap dancer :heart: :drool
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OMG, so funny and cute! :D I'm loving Dave/Jr. so much. :heart: :heart: Your writing is great! Can't wait for more. :nanner:
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Thanks guys, I am so glad you liked it :D
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Hilarious! :lol: Just imagine Dave's face after this last remark! :lol:
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Thanks :D Hehehe, yep, I love to write about innocent, yet naughty Junior :lol: More drabbles should be coming soon :nanner:
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Here is a new one...inspired by the many piccies of Lars with bananas :lol:


Banana


“James!” said Lars, sticking his head in between James and the TV.

“Stop it Lars, I’m watching this Western” James grumbled.

“But I wanna show you my new trick”. Lars held up a banana. “Watch what I do with this banana”.

James rolled his eyes and sighed. “OK, OK”.

“I just hold it this way and…shit”…Lars squeezed the banana, which shot free from its skin and whacked a nearby Jason in the ear. Jason squealed and James burst out laughing.

“That wasn’t meant to happen” Lars gasped.

“Never mind” James smirked. “That was the best trick I’ve seen in ages!”
Edited by The Cosmic Gerbil, June 6, 2012, 4:38 pm.
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Haha, silly Lars! Now they can have fun with the banana peel :nanner:
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