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Plan H for Hotel; Lars & Kirk want to stay at a posh hotel but James has other ideas.
Topic Started: June 14, 2012, 7:44 am (1,157 Views)
The Cosmic Gerbil
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Heheh, thanks guys :D I am having fun, writing Lars and Kirk being cute and silly and coming up with daft plans :lol:
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Jik Hyun
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is cute so far. canna wait to read what happen next. has been camping it sucks ass. the mosquitos is the worse besides the ground being hard as fuck.
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Dave's Girl
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Hehe, that was awesome! :D LOL, the bear costume thing is really just too funny. I laughed so much over that and Lars' last sentence. :lol: :lol: Keep up the amazing work!
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The Cosmic Gerbil
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Thanks guys :D Glad you are enjoying ths story ^^ I could just see Lars, dressed up in a cute bear costume :P Jik Hyun, saying about mosquitoes, you have just given me an idea for later on in the story :lol:


Chapter Four

Next day dawned bright and sunny and James was in Fifth Gear Camping Mode. As soon as they had finished breakfast, he fetched the tent down from the attic and took it outside to check it for leaks. Lars and Kirk volunteered to wash and dry up (so that they could plan more together).

"You two are boring" James snorted. "Right, come on Newkid". He tapped Jason on the back of his head. "You're coming with me to help me test the tent".

Jason obediently followed James into the back garden, where the singer proceeded to dump the tent bag down on the lawn.

"Right", he said, pulling the bag undone and up ending it, so that the contents tumbled out with a great deal of clanking. "Go and get the hose outta the shed and set it up ready".

"Ok" said Jason. He returned a couple of minutes later, hose in tow. James had unrolled the tent and was sorting out the pegs. "Um, where do I plug it in?" he asked James.

"It's a hose dumbass, not a fucking electrical appliance". James pointed to the kitchen window. "Knock on there and get Kirk or Lars to put it on the tap".

Meanwhile, inside, Lars and Kirk had resumed discussing Plan H. Sadly, they hadn't come up with anything decent. Lars had suggested pretending to break his leg and Kirk was explaining to him why it wouldn't work.

"You'd have to go to hospital, to get a plaster cast put on it. The doctors would feel your leg and see that it was fine".

"Hmm, yeah" sighed Lars. A gleam came into his eyes. "I'd much rather you feel up my leg anyway". He nudged Kirk with his hip and Kirk blushed.

"Stop it Lars. James could come in at any moment and see".

"See what? It's not like we getting naked and starting to...shit!" Jason had just appeared at the window, causing Lars to jump out of his skin and Kirk to drop a plate into the water with a massive splash.

"Open the window" Jason mouthed through the glass.

"See!" Kirk huffed at Lars. "James sent Jase to spy on us".

Lars stuck his middle finger up at Kirk and opened the window. Jason passed him the end of the hosepipe".

"Can you fix it on the tap please?" he asked.

"But we need both taps" said Lars. "We're washing up".

Jason shrugged. "Go and tell James that".

"Fair point" said Lars. He fastened the end of the hose onto the cold water tap and watched as Jason unrolled the hose, taking the other end over to James.

"I wonder what they're doing?" whispered Kirk.

"They’re gonna hose the tent down" Lars whispered back. "I guess to check it for leaks".

"Humph. I hope it leaks like a sieve" said Kirk.

"Me too" Lars agreed. Just then, James called over to them.

"Hey, turn the fucking hose on, willya?"

An evil grin appeared on his face. "OK James" he called back. He turned the tap and a bubbling sound was heard as the water began to make its way down the hose. He watched as water spurted from the end and James turned the hose onto the now erected tent. It hissed and swooshed as water bounced off the outside. Lars winked at Kirk and reaching out, held the hose between his thumb and two fingers.

"Lars, that's naughty" Kirk giggled.

Water stopped coming out of the end of the hose. James frowned and shook it. Jason looked puzzled. James called the hose some rude names and asked it why it wasn't working.

"He's pointing it at Jason" Lars said gleefully. "Shall I let it go and let Jase be soaked?"

Suddenly, the end of the hose burst off the tap, spraying Lars, Kirk and half the kitchen with water. Both guys yelled loudly and James and Jason hurried over to the window.

"Guys, what the fuck are you doing?" James grumbled. "Stop goofing about and put the hose back on the fucking tap!"
Edited by The Cosmic Gerbil, June 20, 2012, 12:02 pm.
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Lucifer's Angel
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Oh shit, I hope they didn't mess up the kitchen, then the stove won't work and it's going to be a huge mess :o
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Dave's Girl
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Hehe, I love this fic so much! :heart: :heart: Kirk and Lars are hilarious, especially with that feeling up Lars' leg comment. :lol: :lol: It kinda serves them right getting all wet like that. :P Can't wait for more! :D
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JLKR
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awesome work :) Love Lars n Kirk characters in this :heart: :heart: :heart:
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The Cosmic Gerbil
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Thanks for the comments guys :D Sorry that this isn't an update...it's just a quick note. I am a bit stuck with this story at the moment...I have writer's block and I can't come up with any decent ideas :( I may not update for a while because I just really can't think of anything to write.

Sorry again and thanks so much for reading and glad that you have all enjoyed the story so far :)
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Lucifer's Angel
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I understand, Sandi. Just chill and take your time, it'll come back to you hopefully :huggie:
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The Cosmic Gerbil
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Thanks, that goes make me feel better :D
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Jik Hyun
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haha love the thing with the hose.
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The Cosmic Gerbil
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Heheh, thanks :D Our hosepipe did that once, so I thought I would add it into the story for a giggle :lol:
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