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| Metallica: The Forgotten Tales; Gen / Oneshot / Babytallica: Cliff, James, Lars and Kirk playing D&D | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: July 28, 2012, 9:32 pm (793 Views) | |
| Lilith | July 28, 2012, 9:32 pm Post #1 |
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♥ Jaimelicious ♥
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Hi! lol I never write one shots or drabbles, but this idea came to me yesterday and I had too much fun with it. ![]() Well, I was the kind of nerdy girl who played Dungeon & Dragons' adventures with my friends, and I know it was something Cliff enjoyed to do too, so I wondered how a role playing session with babytallica might have been. I hope it's not too nerdy and that you like it. :3 ![]() *** Metallica: The Forgotten Tales Traveling Somewhere 1986 It was another warm afternoon like many they experienced, stuck in the middle of the road, inside the bus, bringing down the shades to escape the evening sun rays. For the past weeks at this hour, Cliff would take out his Dungeon & Dragons books and they'd sit, role playing until the small hours. At first it was just Cliff as the Dungeon Master, guiding Kirk and Lars in an adventure through the Forgotten Realms. It had been Kirk and Cliff's idea, but Lars enthusiastically asked to join in with genuine curiosity. James avoided them for a couple of weeks, not sure about the whole role playing thing, having to act out different voices and speak like dorks. But he was attentive, at first pretending not to pay attention, siting away in a corner. But even then he observed every detail. Slowly, day after day, he drew closer, getting involved with the story of Lori, the Wizzard, and Kirly, the Elf, even if it was to tell them what they should have done here and there. Eventually they managed to convince him to create a character and join in the adventure with them. Cliff raised his eyes from his notebook, turning to James who was seated once again away from them in a corner, rambling on the guitar. “Dude, the 20 turns have passed. You're completely regenerated now, and it's your turn.” “Nah, I don't want to play anymore!” “C'mon, dude!” Kirk begged him. “Fuck off! You're always doing something stupid. I'm done with this shit,” James sulked. Cliff chuckled, “Dude, these poor fuckers really need you, you're their only hope. Kiryl fell under the charm of a Wychlaran. And Lars, trying to rescue him, got trapped in quicksand, right outside the tent you've been in, recovering.” "C'mon, James!” Lars insisted, “I've used all my magic points healing you!” “And who was the asshole that threw the fucking fireball at me, in the first place?” Lars sighed frustrated, “It was the stupid dice!” “Dice, my ass! I told you not to try and throw that shit!” “Just help us, man!” Kirk pleaded again. “And you, fucker! You always get in trouble for trying to bang wenches!” “She charmed me!” James growled with frustration. “So?” with a boring look Cliff inquired, “are you done bitching?” “Alright, but I fucking swear to you,” James raised an accusatory finger at Lars, “you throw another piece of shit at me, and I cut your head off and shove it up your ass!” Lars laughed, “Shit! That's a good dialogue, you should use it sometime during the game.” James couldn't help to laugh with him, dropping his guitar on the seat, to make his way towards the table. As he sat next to Cliff, he handed him his character's sheet. "Alright... James, I mean, Mighty Igor, you start waking up in your sickbed, Lars, I mean,Lorin, is right outside yelling for help, being sucked in the quicksands. Roll the dice to see if you can hear him." “Which one?” “The 20.” “Fine,” James rolled the dice, reluctantly. “18.” “OK, so you wake up and hear this dick crying outside, what do you do?” “I smile,” James laughed, followed by Cliff. “'Cause you missed my voice!” Lars retorted, erasing James smile. “Why would I want to save you?” “Aw, not again,” Kirk complained, slapping his forehead, “not the fireball thing again...” “Fine,” James sighed, “I try to go out and help him.” “Good, so roll your Constitution to see if you can get up from the bed...” “You ought to be kidding me...” James murmured annoyed, taking the dice in his hand. “14.” “Well...” Cliff studied his character's sheet, mumbling, “you have a high constitution, good fortitude, but little hit points... okay... you can get up, but you are weak, so you have to stumble your way outside.” “Great!” James complained. “Once out of the tent you see Lorin buried past his waist inside the quicksand, with nothing to hold on to, what do you do?” James rolled his eyes, once again, “I go there and save his sorry ass." "How?" “I pull his stupid arms with all my might" “Roll the dice." "20." “Woo!” Lars shrieked happily. "Okay... mnnn," Cliff continued, taking a long drag from his cigarette, "so you go there, and you yank Lorin pretty easily, and he falls into your arms." He turned to face Lars, “What do you do?” “I thank him. “ Eying James with mocking tenderness, he said, "Thank you, Igor!" “Shut up, fucker! Just because we need your stupid powers to get out of Immilmar, otherwise I would have left you to die in there,” James retorted. Then continued, talking to Cliff, “I put him down, and go gather my things.” “I follow him,” Lars added. “What are we gonna do, Igor?” “What the fuck do you think? Rescue that asshole of Kirly.” “Great!” Groaning, James talked to Cliff, “I lift Lorin by the neck...” “You might wanna roll a dice for that,” Cliff replied, but James just shot him a murdering stare. “Fine, fine...” Cliff conceded, “you do that, then what?” James grinned, looking at Lars, “I warn you, you sorry excuse of a wizard, you throw another piece of shit at me, and I cut your head off and shove it up your ass! Now let's go rescue that stupid elf.” THE END |
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| Isis | July 28, 2012, 9:49 pm Post #2 |
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TEA + CUDDLES
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That was really cute.
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| CarpeDiemBaby | July 28, 2012, 9:54 pm Post #3 |
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// Sunglasses indoors.
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I loved it! James always so tender with Lars
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| jØrdan | July 29, 2012, 4:52 pm Post #4 |
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Valar Morghulis
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"Now let's go rescue that stupid elf." LOL! This was so cute! You need to write more drabbles! :3 Good job, mami. |
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| Jik Hyun | July 30, 2012, 1:31 am Post #5 |
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Poor Twisted Me
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hahahaha omg that soooo brings me back to high school. used to play D&D every wed night and was a 1/2 elf 1/2 human named briar. nice fic. |
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| Scorpion Flower | July 30, 2012, 5:58 am Post #6 |
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Outlaw Torn
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This was funny James always bitching and Lars always teasing. Cliff with the whole patience in the world... LOL
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| Achernar | July 30, 2012, 11:05 am Post #7 |
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I want my dragon back :c
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I loved how this turned out!! it's better that I was expecting!! <3 Nunca me cansaré de ver esos estupidos y sensuales dados ;D |
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| Daughter Of Immortality | July 30, 2012, 12:52 pm Post #8 |
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Poor Twisted Me
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This was funny! Relation between James and Lars is always so inspiring. |
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| picklegal1 | July 30, 2012, 5:39 pm Post #9 |
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Dat boi shit waddup
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this is freaking funny it really reminded me of the WoW episode of South park lol tnx for posting :horns2 Edited by picklegal1, July 30, 2012, 5:40 pm.
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| Lilith | July 31, 2012, 12:09 am Post #10 |
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♥ Jaimelicious ♥
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@ Isis: I'm glad you liked it.@ Fio: xD I know right? ![]() @ Jordan: lol Thank you, baby! I'll try! ![]() @ Jik Hyun: xD OMG! Yes! I'm happy it brought you back in time. I used to be an elf, xD named Liv!! @ Scorpion Flower: xD Yes, Cliff had all the patience in the world! @ Scarlet: lol xD I'm glad you liked it, it evolved since we talked about it. :3 lol estúpidos y sensuales dados! hahaha!!! xD Awesome1@ Maja: OMG! Thanks for reading! I'm happy you liked it! I know! xD So many stories come to my mind!@ Picklegal: Thanks for reading! lool xD I'm glad you laughed with it! xD Rei+Serena! xDThan you all so much for reading. Your comments mean the world!
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| picklegal1 | July 31, 2012, 10:09 pm Post #11 |
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Dat boi shit waddup
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no problem
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You need to write more drabbles! :3 

no problem

8:42 PM Jul 10