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Metallica meets SLENDERMAN; internet spoof Het/gen (halloween special drabble)
Topic Started: October 31, 2012, 8:49 pm (621 Views)
picklegal1
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:skull HAPPY HALLOWEEN :skull


-somewhere on tour- (fall 2011)



Lars: Are we there yet???

Bus driver: Just a few more miles

Lars: (sigh)

James: Lars.....relax its only for one night & then we go back to San Fran & make up Halloween for our families

Lars: You sure James....i really miss everybody back home

James: I'm sure

(Bus breaks down)

James & Lars: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(lights burn out)

Lars: Well thats just great.......so much for "Hit the Lights"

Kirk: yawn..........What happened with the lights????

Rob: Hey guys.........the driver is gone & there is a note in the seat too

Lars: Let me see.....anyone have a flashlight????

Kirk: Yep (hands flashlight to Lars)

Lars: Ok the note reads

" you are reading note 1
collect 7 other notes
to rescue your driver
from these parts of the
woods by dawn, if you don't
i'll be seeing you all

- Slenderman

James: Well.........we'd better go save our driver & fix this piece of shit

Slendy: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

James: Hey Lars, was that you??????

Lars: No.......but ask him

Slendy: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

All 4: RUN FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(6 notes later)

Rob: Ok.....so far we have 6 notes, we have 2 more to go & our bus driver will be saved

Kirk: and still no Slenderman in sight

Rob: Where is James?????

Lars: HEY Hetfield.......where are you

Slendy: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Kirk: Oh shit.....let get out of here & look for James while we're at it

All 2: Right...............AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SLENDERMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Slendy: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

James: Hey guys, i got the last 2 notes & even saved the driver by myself

Lars: James.....for fucks sake.......we were going to look for you

Slendy: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........you can't escape from me.......uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

James: Well its been knowing ya buddy

Lars: indeed it has

Both of them: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(back on the bus still on the road)

Lars: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! huh????????

Rob, James & Kirk: Are you ok Lars?????

Lars: Yea......it was just only a nightmare......i'll tell you all when we get to the tuning room


(THE END)





Edited by picklegal1, October 31, 2012, 8:50 pm.
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MetallicaObsessed
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That was just great!
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October 31, 2012, 10:02 pm
That was just great!
thanks :huggie:
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Achernar
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SLENDERMAN??
SERIOUSLY??

You are my hero :0
[I mean, DET rimshot xD]
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Achernar
November 1, 2012, 12:07 am
SLENDERMAN??
SERIOUSLY??

You are my hero :0
[I mean, DET rimshot xD]
oh yesh.........im that serious :3

& thank you :huggie: (bows)
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Zira
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Lol, that was cool, Slenderman kicks ass!
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Zira
November 3, 2012, 9:12 am
Lol, that was cool, Slenderman kicks ass!
Thx :huggie:
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