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| Metallica in No thanks Dr. Hammett; 5 part X-mas drabble, Het/gen, Metallica, Scott ian, Funny | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: December 9, 2012, 4:40 am (405 Views) | |
| picklegal1 | December 9, 2012, 4:40 am Post #1 |
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HAPPY HOLIDAYS [this 5 part Drabble is entirely basted off of a Sailor Moon episode called: "No Thanks Nurse Venus" (& its from the -R- season as well) so you might read some references in this drabble too ]--------Part 1-------- (one week before Christmas) -San Fransisco, Ca/ Dec, 18th 2012......Lars Ulrich's house- Lars: Hey James.....hows it coming along?!?!?.....(coughs).....sorry i just had the flu since last friday & its been getting on my fucking nerves that i just need it to go away........ ACHOO..... ~on the other line at James' House~ James: Thats alright Lars........Rob & myself had gotten it as well.....(coughs) Lars: Yea at least Kirk is still up & well James: I'd wouldn't be keen on Kirk though Lars: Uh.....what do you mean???? James: I'll tell you more later..... Just lock your doors, windows, & hide in a room (just before Lars could do anything) Kirk: Hey Lars ![]() Lars: Kirk....uhhhhh hi James: I guess i'll have to call him back later....ACHOO...after i clean up this damn mess Kirk did (meanwhile) Kirk: Here you go vegetable soup is served Lars: What is he talking about Scott???? Scott: Well at Rob's Kirk had made the soup too salty, at James' he made the soup too sweet Kirk: Scott those was just honest mistakes....now eat up Lars, you might want your strength back by Christmas don't ya Lars: Yea -coughs- (inner thoughts: i hope i don't regret this) ----till Pt.2---- Edited by picklegal1, December 20, 2012, 6:36 am.
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| picklegal1 | December 10, 2012, 5:30 am Post #2 |
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------Pt.2------ Kirk: Here you go vegetable soup is served Lars: What is he talking about Scott???? Scott: Well at Rob's Kirk had made the soup too salty, at James' he made the soup too sweet Kirk: Scott those was just honest mistakes....now eat up Lars, you might want your strength back by Christmas don't ya Lars: Yea -coughs- (inner thoughts: i hope i don't regret this) Kirk: ^-^ Scott: Lars: (takes a bite of vegetable soup) -Gulp- Kirk: What do you think????? Lars: ................................................................................................................................................. ..............................................................................................AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW -coughing- Kirk: Oh no.....not again, what did i done wrong with the soup this timeScott: -tastes soup- Blagh!!!!!! Kirk, you made the soup too hot & spicy Lars: Thats alright Scott, i just need rest now if you & Kirk don't mind Kirk: Ohhhhhh which reminds me.......i have this sounds of the ocean tape that'll get you right to sleep....now lets see here....Ah heres the play button (plays Slayer's "Raining Blood" instead on the tape player) Lars: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kirk: Oops thats not my Sounds of the Ocean tape (tries to find the stop button but tape player explodes) KaBOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kirk: Hahahahahaha well everyone makes mistakes sometimes even though they're not perfect somtimes Lars: (mutters to himself in anger) GET OUT !!!!!!!!!!!! Kirk: Ohhhhh lets go Scott Scott: Right behind you Hamster ---till pt.3--- |
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| picklegal1 | December 13, 2012, 6:50 am Post #3 |
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-----Pt.3----- Kirk: Hahahahahaha well everyone makes mistakes sometimes even though they're not perfect sometimes Lars: (mutters to himself in anger) GET OUT !!!!!!!!!!!! ![]() Kirk: Ohhhhh lets go Scott Scott: Right behind you Hamster (meanwhile on the streets of San Fran) Kirk: Well that didn't go as planned with Lars either....Hmmmm...............a-ha, back to the drawing board Scott Scott: Ok wait no Kirk, if we're going Jason's place at least let me do everything while you stay put Kirk: Oh nonsense.......it'll take time thats all....& yes we're going to Jason's, so lets get crackin' Scott: -sigh- Ohhhh goodie (inner thoughts: prepare yourself Jase)(Jason's House) Jason: [calling Lars] Hey Lars -sniffs- hows everything been lately with the guys & all (coughs) Lars: Before i get to that, you may have a "Hammett" warning coming your way as we speak ACHOO!!!! Jason: You mean Kirk????? Kirk: Yep Jase, that would be me in the flesh Scott: Hey Jason Jason: Got to go Lars [hangs up phone] so....whats going on (coughs) Kirk: Everyone in the band got sick.....so i have to put it into despite measures & try to take care of everyone Scott: So far.....its not working Kirk: Well it will work this time.......May i make you some sou.... Jason: Uh......no thanks Kirk really, i'm .....getting better already ACHOO!!!!! Kirk: Oh com'on now Jase.......lets just get you to bed & get some rest while i get some relaxing music on Scott: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kirk: -sigh- Scott how bad can this be now Scott: Cause you'll turn everything into a fiasco & it won't be relaxing afterwords ----till pt.4---- Edited by picklegal1, December 13, 2012, 6:54 am.
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| picklegal1 | December 17, 2012, 5:54 am Post #4 |
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VERY CRAZAY PART AHEAD...................be warned ----Pt.4---- Jason: Uh......no thanks Kirk really, i'm .....getting better already ACHOO!!!!! Kirk: Oh com'on now Jase.......lets just get you to bed & get some rest while i get some relaxing music on Scott: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kirk: -sigh- Scott how bad can this be now Scott: Cause you'll turn everything into a fiasco & it won't be relaxing afterwords Nicole: Hey Jason.......i'm going to be out to be doing some errands, i'll be back soon Jason: Ok then, see you.......as you were guys saying .......ACHOO!!!!! Kirk: Well i was going to.... Scott: We were unfortunately are going to just the house for a bit, get some medicine for the guys & head straight for home...right Kirk? Kirk: Right Jason: Oh....ok :/ (cough) Kirk: Holler if you need anything Jase (a few hours & a huge mess later) Scott: Ahhhhh great look what we did Kirk....now we need to clean up this pig-sty before Jason flips the shitter on us Kirk: I'm fucking working on it dude ......phew Jason: huh......whats this.........(feels dizzy) guys would you both stop moving around.........i'm feeling a bit dizzy (fell on the floor) -THUD- [dream/hallucination begins] December 6th 1986 - somewhere on tour Jason: (playing bass backstage) Wha.......why am i wearing a hippo suit?!?!?, its not even halloween James: Beats me.....i have to get back on to the Death Star & obey master Vader's orders Kirk: STAY......Stormtrooper Hetfield....if you go i'll suck your blood Jason: Let me fucking guess, Kirk is Count Dracula & James is a Stormtrooper James: Sorry Count Hammula, but your sharp teeth were no match for my space-like armor Kirk: Wanna bet???? James: (takes out a flying-v lightsaber) bring it on Kirk: -hisses- Lars: Now gentlemen.....lets all be subtle here now.......speaking of which we're going on in 9 hours & 35 minutes plus the estimated showtime, in fact i have to get back to the tardis to save the universe thats in peril All 3: (arguing) Jason: HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just one question..........WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just look at us James: I don't see anything wrong with us Kirk: -hisses- i look just fine........ Lars: (gasps) Oh quit hissing Count......you shouldn't be doing that bloody rubbish in pubic anywho Kirk: Sorry Doctor -tiny hiss- Lars: Well.......as i was saying, you shouldn't be judging a book by its cover, otherwise karma is going to get you in the ass Jason: (inner thoughts: just like all of us when we treated Kirk & Scott....now i feel terrible, i should owe those two an apology when i wake up from here) You're right La....i mean Doctor....& i'm sorry i took everyone here by granted just by they look James: The force is telling me that we're going on stage in 5.....4.....3.....2....1 Lets go troops --------till Pt.5------- |
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| picklegal1 | December 20, 2012, 6:34 am Post #5 |
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------Pt.5------ Jason: HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just one question..........WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just look at us James: I don't see anything wrong with us Kirk: -hisses- i look just fine........ Lars: (gasps) Oh quit hissing Count......you shouldn't be doing that bloody rubbish in pubic anywho Kirk: Sorry Doctor -tiny hiss- Lars: Well.......as i was saying, you shouldn't be judging a book by its cover, otherwise karma is going to get you in the ass Jason: (inner thoughts: just like all of us when we treated Kirk & Scott....now i feel terrible, i should owe those two an apology when i wake up from here) You're right La....i mean Doctor....& i'm sorry i took everyone here by granted just by they look James: The force is telling me that we're going on stage in 5.....4.....3.....2....1 Lets go troops (dream/hallucination is over) Jason: HEY!!!!! -cough- WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE.....huh........oh.........it was just a dream Scott: Dude, you passed out a few minutes ago.....we thought you were a goner Jason: Yea.......wheres Kirk??? Scott: Playing with his guitar somewhere Jason: Thanks.......................Kirk...... ACHOO!!!!! -a few minutes later- Kirk: (playing with his guitar) Jason: Oh there you are ......i thought you left Kirk: Oh no....Scott & i were just going to leave till we saw you passed out on the floor.....lucky you were winded though Jason: .......yea but i'd like to owe you & Scott an apology, even though you were trying to take care of all of us effortlesslyso thanks Kirk: No problem Jase (Monday Dec 24th 2012 - At Scott's house) Scott: -sniff- And so all of Metallica went back to its rustle & bustle of headbanging before x-mas........all except us poor sick metal heads Kirk: Be quiet Scott....-cough-......all we need to do now is to just sleep Jason: Hey guys .....i brought along Lars, James & Rob along All 3: Hey Kirk.....Hey Scott Scott & Kirk: Hi......ugh -cough- Jason: Want to try my variation of the vegetable soup Kirk: Sure.....(takes a bite of the soup) Jason: So is it fantastic??? Kirk: Yes, it is really good thank you Jason Lars: Ok.......i think we should let them rest for a few minutes James: Wouldn't be rude if we had left the room without offering anything Lars: I SAID NOT NOW!!!!!!!!!! (James & Lars had just started fighting) Kirk: -sigh-............................................................ACHOO Scott: -cough- Kirk: -sniff- WOULD YOU PLEASE JUST LEAVE US ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ------------------------------------- the end ------------------------------------- |
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Oh no.....not again, what did i done wrong with the soup this time
.......yea but i'd like to owe you & Scott an apology, even though you were trying to take care of all of us effortlessly

8:47 PM Jul 10