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A Quick Flash; (Gen). Lars finds an interesting way to quieten down noisy hotel guests.
Topic Started: October 10, 2013, 1:50 pm (360 Views)
The Cosmic Gerbil
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Here is another story :) This one is a funny one :lol:


A Quick Flash

By Cosmic Gerbil

Disclaimer It's all fictional and I don't own Metallica or Megadeth. No harm or offence is meant to Metallica, Megadeth or any of their friends and families.


"I've fucking had enough of this!" James growled. "How the fuck are we supposed to practise when those guys next door are drowning us out!"

Lars paused in his drumming and listened. From beyond the wall behind him came the sounds of a party; loud rock music playing and guys laughing and talking. He couldn't tell what they were saying but they sounded pretty drunk.

"It sounds like they're celebrating something" he said.

"They'll be celebrating my boot up their asses if they don't shut the fuck up soon" James moaned.

Lars chuckled and drank some of his beer. Kirk looked at James thoughtfully. "Be reasonable James" he said. "We're in a hotel in Birmingham, not a library. We can't expect everyone to be super quiet".

"Yeah and we've got a show tonight" James pointed out. "We need to practise for it".

"We just need to play louder" said Jason. "We can do that".

"I guess so" James grumbled. "Ok guys, let's try again". Lars put his beer can down and counted his band mates in. Metallica began playing again but a couple of minutes later, the music and laughter next door rose to its loudest so far.

"That DOES it!" James yelled, almost throwing his guitar down. "I'm going next door to knock seven shades outta those assholes".

"No, don't get into a fight" said Kirk in alarm. "The hotel manager won't like it".

"I can't fucking practise and I don't like it" James said. Lars stared giggling and James whipped round to glare at him.

"What's so funny, dumbass?"

"I've got a better idea" Lars said gleefully. "How about I go to their door, knock and when they answer, I drop my pants and flash them my ass".

Kirk and Jason stared at each other and started giggling. James frowned.

"Lars, how many have ya had?" he asked, pointing at the selection of beer cans littered around Lars' drum kit.

"Um, I don't remember" Lars said happily.

"And he was smoking weed ealier too" said Kirk.

Lars took another swig of beer and got to his feet. "I'm gonna do it" he said. "If it doesn't shut them up, it'll give them hell of a shock".

"I think I actually feel sorry for them now" James smirked.

Lars laughed, put his empty can down and left the hotel room. He approached the room next door, from where the music was coming. Giggling to himself again, he knocked loudly. He wanted to make sure that the party animals heard him.

Lars heard the sound of the door opening. Quickly, he turned round and grabbing his jeans and pants at the waist, pulled them right down, giving the newcomer at the door a full view of his ass. However, a familiar laugh caused Lars to gasp and spin round, nearly tripping over his underwear.

A familiar red haired man stood in the doorway, snickering. "Hey Lars" he said. "Still got a nice ass after all these years, huh!"


The End
Edited by The Cosmic Gerbil, October 10, 2013, 1:52 pm.
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lithium_99
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LOL :lol:
i truly loved this :heart:

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The Cosmic Gerbil
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Heheheh, thank you :D I had great fun writing that one :lol:
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