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| Sock trouble; (Gen). What happens when Jason can't find any socks? | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: October 29, 2013, 8:46 am (573 Views) | |
| The Cosmic Gerbil | October 29, 2013, 8:46 am Post #1 |
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Forbidden Forest Ranger
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Here is a story I wrote in the summer Hope everybody likes it ![]() Sock Trouble By Cosmic Gerbil Disclaimer It's all fictional and I don't own Metallica. No harm or offence is meant to Metallica or any of their friends and families. "Shit!" Jason swore. "Stupid fucking puddle". He'd been practising his bass in his room, which had made him hungry. So he'd ventured into the kitchen to make a peanut butter sandwich and had trodden in a puddle by the sink. As he grabbed the dishcloth to mop it up, Jason realised that he had just learned two things. One: Don't go into the kitchen without trainers on. Two: Lars is very messy at washing up. Jason wiped up the puddle, then went back to his room to get a pair of dry socks. However, his chest of drawers was sadly, sockless. Sighing, Jason went into the bathroom to salvage a reasonably clean pair from the washing basket. But the basket was empty. "Darn, one of the guys must have put them in the wash" he muttered. "Oh well, I'll just go sockless. It's not cold or anything". Returning to the kitchen, Jason made his sandwich and then decided to see what his band mates were up to. He headed down the hallway, towards the living room door. He could hear them talking and Lars' voice rising excitedly, though he couldn't make out what had been said. "Hey guys" Jason called out, opening the door. "What's up?" Kirk was hiding behind the settee, Lars was crawling under the coffee table and James was flinging cushions across the room. Jason wasn't sure if they were drunk or playing hide and seek. James caught sight of Jason, stared at him for a minute, then raced across the room. He stood in the doorway, barring Jason from entering. "Sorry Jase, ya can't come in like that" he said. "Uh, like what?" Jason said, nonplussed. "With no shoes and fucking socks on" said James, pointing to Jason's bare feet. Jason blinked, feeling the hurt wash over him. "I've showered this morning" he insisted. Were his band mates so awful to him that now they were going to exclude him on the grounds of none existent personal hygiene problems? "It's not that" said James. He put an arm around Jason's shoulders and leaned in close. "Lars was building a tower out of Lego and the dog knocked over the container. We've lost a fucking Lego brick!" The End Edited by The Cosmic Gerbil, October 29, 2013, 8:48 am.
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| lars-focking-ulrich | October 31, 2013, 12:01 am Post #2 |
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Bad Seed
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Haha I love it! I always love your stories!
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| The Cosmic Gerbil | October 31, 2013, 10:34 am Post #3 |
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Forbidden Forest Ranger
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Thank you lots So glad you enjoyed it :3
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| lithium_99 | October 31, 2013, 8:55 pm Post #4 |
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Frantic
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poor sockless Jason i can't stop thinking about the Metallica guys searching for the lego!
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| The Cosmic Gerbil | November 1, 2013, 12:55 pm Post #5 |
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Forbidden Forest Ranger
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Heheh, thanks Yes, a Lego brick is not nice to stand on without shoes and socks
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| ZombieCake | November 3, 2013, 8:20 pm Post #6 |
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Hahaha I’ve laughed a lot picturing this scene… It’s so fuking great! And funny… I’ve just wonder if happened in real.. Hahah |
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| The Cosmic Gerbil | November 4, 2013, 5:26 pm Post #7 |
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Forbidden Forest Ranger
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Thank you It would be funny if it had really happened, as long as none of the lads trod on a Lego with no socks on
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Hope everybody likes it 



I always love your stories!
i can't stop thinking about the Metallica guys searching for the lego! 
8:41 PM Jul 10