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Snickers; (Gen) Lars teases James about Jason.
Topic Started: November 22, 2013, 1:39 pm (672 Views)
The Cosmic Gerbil
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Here is a silly story that I wrote in the summer, one day when it was VERY hot :lol:

Snickers

By Cosmic Gerbil

Disclaimer: It's all fictional and I don't own Metallica. No harm or offence is meant to Metallica or any of their friends and families.


"Go on James, admit it".

"No, fuck off".

"Go on, it won't kill you to admit the truth".

"NO!"

James was hot and bothered. It was a boiling hot day; the thermometer had said 25C at 9:00 that morning and since then, it had climbed up a vast number of degrees. All the Metallica boys wanted to do was laze about in their garden. Well, at least James did. Lars had been pestering him for races in the swimming pool all morning. It was only after James had threatened to set fire to Lars' swim shorts (while he was wearing them), that Lars had left him alone and taken to badgering Kirk instead.

Now James had gone indoors to fetch more beer from the fridge and Lars had followed him, this time bugging him in a totally different way.

"No? So is that a No, I won't tell the truth and admit I fancy Jason? Or is it a No, I don't fancy Jason" Lars went on, gazing at James with a chirpy expression.

"Lars, do you really wanna live?" James threatened.

"Ah, you aren't denying it" said Lars and skipped out of the way as James tried to hit him with a six pack. Kirk entered the kitchen at that moment and nearly got hit instead.

"Shit James, you trying to kill me or something?" he exclaimed.

"Nah, I was aiming for Lars" said James. "He's being a cock ring!"

"I'm not" Lars giggled. "Just cus you're in denial about being in love with Jason".

"Geez Lars" James yelled in exasperation. "Why the hell do you think I fancy him? Do I kiss him? Or hold his hand? Or tell him he's hot? NO! You're argument is fucking invalid!"

Suddenly Kirk let out a wail. James and Lars whipped round to see him staring at the ice compartment in the fridge.

"What's up Kirk?" asked Lars.

"It's gone!" cried Kirk.

"What, your dick?" James said.

"Hahah, funny! The last Snickers ice cream bar! It was there earlier, now it's gone".

"Wanna know where it is?" Lars chuckled. "Or rather what James said was allowed to happen to it".

Kirk looked confused. Lars led him over to the kitchen window and pointed out.

There was Jason, wearing a white t-shirt and shorts, sitting in the shade of a large tree. He had a beer in one hand and in the other...was the Snickers ice cream bar. Or rather the last of it, as Kirk and Lars watched Jason eat the final mouthful.

"James said Jase could have it" Lars told Kirk gleefully. "Cos he fancies him!"

"Lars, it's a fucking Snickers ice cream" James scoffed. "You don't fancy somebody if you let them have a Snickers ice cream!"

"Hmm, yeah" Lars mused. "Maybe not *a* Snickers ice cream bar. But...the *last* one?"

"Fuck off Lars!" said James.


The End
Edited by The Cosmic Gerbil, November 22, 2013, 1:41 pm.
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:heart: :huggie: wasn't that sweet!
I love your stories anyway. but this was totally the right one at the right time! it's freezing here and you have the boys in shorts with Snicker bars (uuuh I'm craving for one NOW!!!) on a hot summer's day for us! THANKS :biggrin
what about a sequel...??? :rolleyes: *puppiest puppy eyes
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Thank you :D It seemed like years ago when I wrote that story and it was so hot outside. I'm missing summer too and it seems like ages before it'll get warm again :O

Lol, what would you like to happen in a sequel? :) A wintery one, where James makes Jase hot chocolate? Or another summer one, where they end up in the swimming pool :P
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AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW :heart: :heart: :heart:

SO FREAKING CUTE!! :lol:

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November 22, 2013, 5:03 pm
Thank you :D It seemed like years ago when I wrote that story and it was so hot outside. I'm missing summer too and it seems like ages before it'll get warm again :O

Lol, what would you like to happen in a sequel? :) A wintery one, where James makes Jase hot chocolate? Or another summer one, where they end up in the swimming pool :P
Asking me something like that is like asking a child (or again myself) in a candy store what to want :biggrin That's dangerous!!! Getting greedy! :lick: :D
That one with hot choclate, cold, snow slowly falling, sounds heavenly!! :cloud9 :coffee

Metallica cuteness around the year... 12 drabbles or 4 seasonal stories... a wintery one would be so fitting now!!!
Wouldn't mind if it gets romantic- slashy :) Give in, James!!!
Ok, I'm stopping here, sorry, heads flurrying :)
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lithium_99, thank you :D I was in a cute mood when I wrote that one :)

Apocalypt, consider it done :D I woke up this morning and an idea for a lovely wintery tale came to me :lol: I shall start writing it today :)

Hehehe, doing a story for each month/season would be a groovy idea :D A Metallica calendar; one new story for each month :cool
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November 23, 2013, 7:38 am
lithium_99, thank you :D I was in a cute mood when I wrote that one :)

Apocalypt, consider it done :D I woke up this morning and an idea for a lovely wintery tale came to me :lol: I shall start writing it today :)

Hehehe, doing a story for each month/season would be a groovy idea :D A Metallica calendar; one new story for each month :cool
A fanfic "calendar". Ideas are piling up here, I'm thrilled!
As I'm not English native I'm a bit hesitating writing one myself, we'll see... :) at the moment I'm a happy lurker and admirer :lol:
Thanks so much, I'm happily waiting here! Sending you a fresh warm brownie for inspiration right up!
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Thanks you *eats brownie* :D I shall start my winter idea (it will go under January), even though it's November now :lol:

Hehe, I am English but sometimes I make mistakes in my story because I make Metallica say English things when they should be American. Once, I had one of the guys say biscuits instead of cookies :lol:
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I love this:D
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Thank you :D
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He LOVES him. It was the LAST ice cream! Seriously, he does.
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lol that's cute
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Thank you guys :D Hehehe, yes, James is just too obvious isn't he :lol:
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