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Football & Alcohol
Topic Started: Sep 12 2007, 07:15 PM (25 Views)
Andrew Watts
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Football & Alcohol


..::The cameras fade in on a bright Tuesday afternoon. It is about twelve o clock noon and we are in a fimiliar place here, the apartment of Andrew Watts. However it is not how we saw it last time, empty and half empty boxes of Marco's Pizza are all over the tables, empty Corona beer bottles are all over the floor, tables, couches, a few shattered in various places. The television is on, ESPN is playing, showing a recap of a few games and injuries from the last two nights of the opening week of the NFL. Four guys and two girls are passed out on the couches and floor. All of the people laying asleep must have been very intoxicated the night before. A few snoring, others look a bit sick in their sleep. One of them is Andrew Watts, he is wearing a white tanktop and a pair of cream shorts with a cream rope like belt around them. He rolls over on the floor a bit and lifts his head up, seeing our cameras. He moans putting his face into the white carpet and shaking his head, we can read what he is thinking "it's to early for this shit, I hate all of you camera men, all of you." Watts slowly lifts himself to his knees and walks to the bathroom, closing his eyes as he walks by our cameras. He enters the bathroom, closing the door behind him, opening cabinet with a mirror on the front. He pulls out a bottle of advil, popping the lid open. He lets two out in his hand and then pops a few more out. About five advils in his hand, way more than he is supposed to have. However he does not care as he tosses them in to his mouth, swallowing them without any water. He cracks his back and pulls out his tooth brush. Our cameras let him brush his teeth alone as we walk back into the other room where the others are passed out still. We notice a bag of chips on the floor as well, chips all over the carpet. Watts may have had fun last night but the outcome and cleaning may not be as fun as he had last night. Our cameras turn around, Watts walks out from his bedroom, pulling an orange t-shirt over his head and putting it on as he walks to the kitchen. A very nice and big apartment, well decortated as well. Watts pulls the fridge open and grabs a bottle of Aquafina water. He unscrewes the white cap and takes a few sips, sitting down at a bar stool, looking at our cameras.::..

--Andrew Watts--
It is official...You people find the most fucked up, annoying, unreasonable times to show up don't you? I mean you do not let us EWF wrestlers sleep or anything. EWF cameramen are horrible. However for my fans I eill cut a promo. But just for them. Oh yeah, and because that piece of shit Deas has been talking all week about how bad he wants to see one of my promos. The guy seems like a big fan. Maybe I'll autograph his wrestling trunks for him after I beat him. Ha ha.

..::Andrew takes a few more sips of the bottle as he stretches a bit. Another bone in his back cracks as he reaches out to grab a gray remote control from the counter of which he is sitting at. He extends his arm, pushing a button as the television is powered off. He puts the remote back where it was, running his hand through his messed up bed head hair and looking back at the cameras.::..

--Andrew Watts--
So any of my fans like football? I love it, I can't live without it. Whether I watch it. Play it. Play fantasy football, bet on the games or whatever I do. I love football. And I am sure a lot of my fans do so why not talk about opening week? The Colts really did a number on those Saints, they were horrible that game. And people projected them to win. The Cowboys rocked the Giants world. Tony Romo was unstoppable, he was throwing touchdown after touchdown, running in a touchdown and wow now I am starting to sound like I am Chris Berman or John Madden or one of those announcers. A lot of injuries though. They are not even sure if that one guy from the Bills is going to even walk, and thats sad. Thats real sad because he was doing what he loves, playing football. His job. That would be like me getting hurt playing my job, and being paralyzed like that poor guy. I can't imagine what that would be like. So keep that man in your prayers tonight guys, because I am in the same business as him and trust me that is not good news, whether you like the Bills or hate them

..::Watts shakes his head in disbelief. He looks around at the people passed out on his couches and floors and then back at our cameras. Watts takes another sip of his now half empty bottle of water, placing it back on to the counter and clearing his throat before he begins to speak again.::..

--Andrew Watts--
So how about my hometeam? Huh? They were great weren't they? I mean wow! One touchdown! Seven points! It was amazing to see the Stealers kill them once again. Those of you who have not figured it out yet, my hometeam is the one and only worst team in the Natioanl Football League. The Cleveland Browns. First off they have no Quarterback. Scratch that, they do have a Quarterback, they just play the wrong one. The most hyped college player in history Brady Quinn gets drafted to the Browns and what do they do? Start that piece of crap Charlie Frye, it is almost unreal how dumb the NFL coaches can be sometimes. But anyways enough with the football talk, lets talk about the one place that is important to me. The place that I love. The place where I eat, sleep and drink. The ring. The crowd. The brises. The blood and everything else. The European Wrestling Federation.

..::Watts says this with a smile. He stands up, his back towards us as he walks over to the fridge again, instead he pulls open the freezer located above the fridge. He pulls out a package of breakfast sausage links, tossing it next to his stove. He pulls out a cooking pan, placing it on the stove, heating the stove and pouring a bit of cooking oil in to it. He then cracks the sausage packet in half, tossing one half back into the freezer. He waits a bit for the pan to heat up and as it does he begins to speak again with his back towards us, as he watches the stove.::..

--Andrew Watts--
So last week I did something that a few people were not to sure if I would do or not. However I was very confident and I knew that I could do it. I had it set in my mind and heart that I would and I went out there and I did it just like I promised. A few people were unhappy with the outcome, especially Damian but I know most of the crowd, and most of the people in the back were happy. Except those who still remain in the tournament. Because they know they will go through hell to beat me and I will take them to hell and back and farther if I have to. Last week Damian and Howard tried to screw me just like I said it would go down. However I was expecting it and so was my partner Sebastian. We countered it togeather and Sebastian, my beautiful Hayley, and myself defeated the two cheaters if that is what you want to call them. And I think they learned their lesson. You don't F*ck with me, and you don't try to cheat me. It does not work, it never has and it never will.

..::Watts grabs the packet of sausages and dumps them into the pan, grabbing the pain by the handle with his free hand and shaking it up a bit as steam rises from it and a few popping noises are heard. Andrew walks over to the garbedge can, tossing the empty packet into it and walking back to the stove, shaking up the pan a bit more. He walks over to the table, sitting down, his head in his hands, he seems exhausted as he looks back up at the cameras. He does not show in his face that he is exhausted, or tired, or anything but confident. And many ladies may say, beautiful.::..

--Andrew Watts--
So other than when we took Damian out of the tables match and merged togeather the new Legends by Nature, last Thursday was the first time that we saw the Legends by Nature in work. All three of us. If you count Hayley out then that is a mistake, she is just as important as I am, and as Sebastian is. The Legends by Nature looked hot man! We looked fuckin great. We were hot on Thursday. We took out the opponents and the so called special guest referee and we did it with passion and desire. At the end of the show our music hit! We stood tall! We had our arms in the air! The other two didn't do anything but cry in the ring because of how bad we beat their asses. It was crazy, we were in the moment and we lived it the best we could. And damnit did we. LBN is far from being taken down, and I wouldn't be surprised if it never is!

..::Watts opens up a cabinet in the kitchen, pulling out a small plastic white appetizer plate as he places it on the counter for the sausage which is not ready just yet as he shakes the pan up a bit and oil pops, a bit shooting out but none touching Watts who shakes it a bit more. Watts rests against the counter looking back at our cameras.::.

--Andrew Watts--
So this week I checked out the power five for Mayhem and I was pretty impressed at who was number one. The name read Andrew Watts and it made my day to be the firrst superstar to be number one in the first ever EWF Power 5 for Mayhem. It was an honor and a great achievment that I did not even see coming. Yeah I have been working my butt off, busting my ass. But so is everyone else in the back. So it felt great to see that and ALSO that I was the Mayhem Wrestler of the Week. That made me feel even more honored that I won two awards in the same week. I hope I can keep this up, winning as many possible and doing the best I can to entertain my fans, my family, and maybe even the guys in the back if they are watching. I hope that I can do my best, and that is all I will settle for. My best.

..::Watts shakes the pan once again, he turns off the stove, grabbing a fork and placing the sausages in his plate, about eight of them as he puts them on the counter by the bar stool he was sitting at. He dumps the pan in the sink, opening the water and soaking it. He turns the water off, caughing twice and walking back to the counter, slowly sitting down on his bar stool as he digs the side of his fork in to a sausage, cutting it in half, and then doing it once again cutting the half in half, stabbing in to it and placing it in his mouth, chewing it a bit and then looking back at our cameras.::.

--Andrew Watts--
MMM. This is some good stuff. I am a pretty good cook. Maybe I should consider becoming a chef when I retired in thirty years. Ha ha, nah that has to be a shitty job. In that hot kitchen all day, I think I would pass on that anytime. But yeah! I did it! Round two! This is amazing. I am one step closer and one step away from the championship match. I can't wait for it. It will be great to step into that ring. It will be amazing going against Deas. Not because I am going against him but because of what is going on and how much the match means. Deas however does not pull my attention to much. He has not really impressed me one bit. He talks about being all undefeated and stuff when he is one and four. Whatever, I'll talk more about that later. But as I was saying, it just feels amazing to be in the second round of this tournament. Just two pinfalls away from holding that title. TWO!!!!

..::Watts stands up looking down at the food. He lifts up the plate and walks over to the garbedge can. He opens it, dumping the sausage in to it, then walks to the sink, placing his plate in to it. He turns the water on and runs his hands under it for a few seconds, turning it off and reaching for a napkin to dry his hands. He does, tossing the napkin in to the garbedge with the sausage. He thinks to himself, "I can't eat, I am to pumped, it almost is not possible." We wonder what he is thinking and why he just threw away seven perfectly good sausage links and he answers us by looking into the camera and beginning to speak to us once again.::.

--Andrew Watts--
I don't even crave food anymore! I don't crave food, I don't want food. I don't crave girls. I don't crave certain types of movies or anything! Right now there is one thing that I crave, there is only one thing that I crave is the European Wrestling Federation Legacy Championship. Winning the tilte, winning the tournament. Making a name for myself here in the EWF.The EWF Legacy Title means that much to me. So much that I can not sleep at night, that I can not eat in the morning. That I can not think of anything else at all. Just the title in my hands and whoever I face on the floor, being pinned or made tap out or whatever I win with. That is all I want and I pray every night thtat it is what I get!

..::Andrew walks over to the people passed out, walking passed them and to a glass screen door. He slides it open and walks out on to the balcony, closing the door behind him. The balcony is pretty high, about four floors in to the air. A nice long balcony with two green lawn chairs and a green table on it. He puts his arms on the edge of the stone balcony, resting them as he looks down at the cars and people walking by. A huge swimming pool for residents of the apartment is seen in the distance. However it seems to be closed down due to the weather in Cleveland. Andrew looks to his right at a car turning around the corner and then turns back, resting his back on the balcony and looking at our cameras with a half smile on his face.::.

--Andrew Watts--
It is a pretty nice day outside today. Not to much sun, not to much wind, not to cold and not to hot. Just the way I like it. I wish it was like this all year around. So Deas I am on a hot streak. I am not settling for anything less than a win here. The only way you are getting me to lose if if A, you shoot me. Or B, you somehow get me fired or put out before the match. I have won two big matches in a row now even though Howard claims I screwed him, however that is the biggest bullshit that I have ever heard of here in the EWF...That and your record. Because Howard I never told Shaw to interfere. Sure we are buddies and I am a fan of the guys wrestling and work in the ring. But I had no idea he was going to interefere and I did not want him to. Because whether you like it or not you were going to lose. So that was the beginning of my hot streak. But then it got even hotter. Sebastian was in his tables match and we all know what happened there! Boom the LBN was formed! And then it continued just last week when I went against Damian and that so called referee. And as we mentioned it early we all know what happened in that match as well. So I am hot right now. I am on a two match win streak and the only person who can take me down is...Um. No one. So why aren't I accepting a loss? I pretty much just told you. I have not accepted it in the last two weeks and why? Because I put it in my head that I would win and I damn sure did. And guess what Deas. This week I have put it in my head that I will not go down, I will not lose. And whenever I do that I never do. You can train all you want and talk all the shit you want but in reality you know that you are nothing more than a washed up jobber here in the EWF. I know that better than anyone here and you should to!

..::Watts pulls himself up on to the balcony with his arms, sitting on it. On the edge of it which seems kind of dangerous because of how high the balcony is. Watts however does not care much. He knows he won't fall. He has pretty good balance. He has done many matches that involve balance such as ladder matches and many other kinds. Watts cracks his knuckles while he looks at the cameras.::.

--Andrew Watts--
I HOPE I DON'T FALL! UHH OHH!! IM FALLING. Ha ha just kidding. So now lets talk a little bit more about the character, the fake, the self proclaimed legend. Bryan Deas. So he is so happy about his record? Talking about how he has never been pinned and how he has never lost in singles competition and so on. Well I will make sure I end that all. I will make sure I pin him not make him tap out and I will make sure that I end his piece of shit so called never lost in singles competition streak because that is bullshit. And it is bullshit because he is one and four or one and five or something like that. What a record right? It is just so amazing. I can't imagine what I would do if my record was as good as the great Bryan Deas. Ha ha. Yeah I'd probably retire because it means I have gotten so bad at what I do and I am no longer able to do it. So we are talking about thirty, forty, maybe fifty years from now. However Deas...He is in his prime, he is at his best. However his best is not even anywhere near as good as my worst which is why I project this to be a slobber knocker. A shut out. A horrible wrestling death to Bryan Deas. I will crush him so hard, so bad, so fast in that ring that he may just quit his wrestling career or at least the so called career he has here in the EWF. If you ask me he does not belong in a main event match, or even a match with me. Especially the second round of a tournament. I have no idea how he beat our European Champion. If he is a champion that loses to Deas he does not deserve that championship. No offense Evans but how in the hell do you lose to this guy? So do all the good members here in the EWF a favor. Show us you deserve that title. Don't make our federation look crappy. If you don't show yourself I will find someone and make him take it from you. But it won't be me, because it is out of my league to be European Champion. I am going to strike at something way better than that. Way way way higher and I won't let much stop me.

..::Watts jumps down to the balcony and slides the door open again, walking inside and sliding it back closed as he walks in to the room with the passed out people again. He walks over to the kitchen and grabs a set of car keys from the counter. He walks towards the door, opening it and exiting as he pulls it closed. Watts walks down the hallway of the apartment, jogging down a set of stairs, followed by one more, and then another. Walking down a hallway a bit and then down another set of stairs. He walks outside the metal door and in to the parking lot. He walks towards his nice dark blue sports car, pushing a button on his keys that makes the car beep and the doors unlock. He walks to the drivers side door, opening it and entering the car. He places the keys in the ignition, turning it and starting the car. He reaches to his side putting on his seat belt. He sits there before taking off. "Aye Bay Bay" by Hurricane is on the radio. Watts instantly says ew and slides in a CD. Maroon Five hits on the stereo and Watts lowers it so we can hear him talking to us. Before he takes off he looks at our camera man and begins to speak.::.

--Andrew Watts--
Now I am pretty good when it comes to title history. In my career which has been a little bit over two years now. I have held around 20 championships. About five of them were the top championships in that federation. I have held records in some federations for first Champion or longest champion. Or best champion and many many more that I do not feel like getting in to detail about. I have lost very few championship matches which is why I have held most of my titles only once...Because I could not find many people who could beat me and take the title from me. And why? Simple, because I wrestle with everything I have and five hundred times that when it is for a championship. It is a do or die match when it is that type of situation and if I do not win then I can die. But I never die if I lose.....I go back and try to win it again, and again, and again and again. That is what you have to do. You can not just drop dead or give up. You give up you are not a true wrestler, you are not a true entertainer. You have to give it your all night after night, fight after fight. I do that and I plan to keep on doing that like I always have. However when the match involves a championship. The chances of my opponent winning are very very slim. So Deas and whoever I fight next week. Be prepared because you are both in for one hell of a match, whether it is Kamillion who has not shown his face or Howard who claims I screwed him....I won't settle for no loss. Never!

..::Watts hits his car in to park he backs out of his parking spot, grabbing his sunglasses hanging from the mirror of his car, putting them on, smirking a bit as he looks at himself in the mirror. He runs his hand through his hair and looks over at the camera smirking as he makes a comment.::.

--Andrew Watts--
So Deas your streak is over. There is no way in hell you will beat me....So good luck trying.

..::Watts reaches out, opening the drivers side door and throwing our camera man out harshly on to the cement ground. Watts pulls the door shutting it and speeds off out of distance as the scene fades out and the promo comes to an end.::.


OOC: I cut it short, Good luck Deas
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