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| Andrew Watts | Sep 12 2007, 09:51 PM Post #1 |
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Untitled ..::The cameras fade in to some time of office. The walls have posters of wrestlers on them from the great Hulk Hogan to the one and only Andrew Watts. A big black and brown desk that reads Mr. Sparks on it. However the room is empty and the door opens. Sun shines in through the windows, birds are heard chirping in the distance. Our cameras turn around to see Andrew Watts looking a bit more cleaned up than last time we saw him. He wears a nice grey and white pin stripe Armani shirt, a pair of nice black shiny dress shoes, a nice grey tie, his hair is neatly gelled up and he wears a pair of sun glasses. Watts closes the door behind him looking around to see if Mikey is there. He is not there and Watts figures he will wait for him, wanting to talk to him about something.::. Andrew Watts Well it seems that the boss man is not here. I wanted to ask him something but I guess I can wait a bit. He told me to make myself at home if he was not here yet. I guess that is exactly what I will do. This however is a very very nice office. I am really digging all the posters and EWF awards and manager and owner awards hanging all over the walls and all over the desk of Mikey. I wonder where he keeps the.....Oh nevermind. It is over there on his desk. A great place to keep a nice big rock like that. I can't believe he would just leave it laying there. Lets go take a closer look at it. Maybe Mikey was admiring it before it was given to me after my amazing wins. Ha ha ..::Watts walks over to the desk and looks down at the one and only EWF Legacy Championship. He reaches down grabbing it by the sides. His whole world changes. All he sees is the gold shining on the championship. It is as if he is in love with the championship and it is all he can see. He looks at it, it reflects in his eyes and the gold is so new and shiny. It must have just been made this week sometime. Watts putts it back down and walks around looking out the windows and walking by the posters looking at them. He sees one of himself and giggles a bit as he nods his head. Andrew Watts reads the bottom of the poster and it is in a gold frame..::. Andrew Watts Gold frame. That makes me feel special. Speaking of special I think Deas almost found his first girlfriend today. I think she was really digging him. He is doing some life guard job or something. But then he blew it with her in my opinion by talking about how he is a legend and blah blah blah blah blah. So I think she ignored him and pretended to like hm or something. Deas had found his job for when I make him quit after the beating I give him, but then he got banned from the beach and called that hunny a blonde bimbo. Smooth move jackass. ..::Watts laughs and walks around a bit more, sitting in Mikey's leather business chair as he rests his arms on the arm rests and leans backwards with his legs up against the desk..::. Andrew Watts Then Deas gets arrested and is trying to say that it does not matter and he can not be arrested because he is a wrestler. See this retard lives in a fantasy world. He thinks because he thinks he is amazing in his own mind that no one can touch him. He thinks he can not be arrested? Well he is for sure not to bright in the head. He has had his head beat in so many times that it is starting to get to him. I think he may be losing it a little bit and that is never good. Deas buddy. Your not good. Go find another beach to life guard at because you will need a job after our match. Trust me. Now I may be wrong. Maybe you will stay in the EWF as a jobber. Ha ha. If you want to continue getting your ass beat week after week after week. I hope you are enjoying it because it will never change. Ever! ..::Watts stands up as he walks to the window and looks outside. He is probably on the seventh floor because he seems pretty high up. He looks at the rain clouds coming in.The weather may be changing. Rain might be coming but Watts ignores it. His sport is indoors so he does not care. As long as the power goes stays on then he will be happy. Watts walks with his hands in his dress pants pockets and looks straight ahead of him as our cameras film him from the side..::. Andrew Watts Deas you should have stayed on that beach and gotten arrested. You would have missed your match and save yourself from a humiliation and an ass kicking. That may have been the biggest mistake of your life not getting arrested. It might sound kind of dumb what I am saying but it really is not. I am trying to help you hear. I will help you all I can and that is why I am cutting these promos. So you can maybe get some sense in to the one ounce brain in your head. But it obviously is not working because you think you can still win. You still are a self proclaimed legend. You still are ugly but that is not really fixable and I shouldn't of broughten that up because I may have made you cry a bit. But Deas man get it in that retarded head of yours that you will not win! You can't it is not possibly. In my head I already won and when we get in that ring the outcome really will not change my friend. ..::Watts looks at some paper work on the desk of Sparks and goes through it a bit as he reads and speaks at the same time.::. Andrew Watts Deas in your promo you said something like "I will still be able to compete and defeat in the Legacy tournament matc" Did you mean you will compete and see defeat? I think that is what you meant because I may have gotten it in to your head at the very end of the promo when you said that. Maybe you are starting to realize that I am going to defeat you after all. Now in my hands right now I hold your contract and I think I may just write something on it...Fired? No not fired...I will right something that you arew ..::Watts grabs a red marked from a little cup holder from the desk of Sparks and he bends down a bit and writes a few letters on the contract of Deas. We look down to see this....::. Name: Bryan Deas: Deal: 3 Years/7K Per Year Record: Occupation: Show: ..::Watts laughs as he looks at this and shakes his head at himself. He thinks to himself "Wow I am an ass and I love it." He looks back at our cameras.::. Andrew Watts So I guess we have all seen the occupation contract of Deas? I just edited the things that belong there. Now I know the show is just a day away and this is probably going to be one of the last promos so I thought I would give the fans a good laugh today. So I brought with me! DEAS AND HIS NEW PROFESSION! ..::A circus clow comes running through the door dressed in pink, white, blue and greenn with face paint all over. Watts laughs as the clown has a shirt on that reads "Watts Rocked My Socks" He runs around and runs in to the wall. He begins to cry and screams.....::. Clown AHHHH I ALWAYS GET MY ASS KICKED! WHY WHY WHY? I am Bryan Deas damnit! Don't you know who I am? I am a legend! Undefeated! Legend legend god almight I am the greated wrestler every! Andrew Watts I beg to differ ..::Watts walks up to the clown kicking it in the stomache and throwing it back out the door, spitting on it and slamming the door. We hear the clown scream from behind the door..::. Clown I'm Deas and I suck Andrew Watts Yes...Yes Deas you do.....So as I just did and as everyone just saw...I kicked the ass of the future Deas. And I will kick the ass of the current Deas tomorrow night on Thursday Night Mayhem! And damn will I enjoy it. So Deas...Bring your A-Game and be at your best! Because if you don't...You will be the EWF Top Clown slash Cheerleader... ..::Watts laughs as he nods his head and puts his hand over the camera lens, kicking the camera man in the gut and pushing him out the door as he did the clown supposed to be Deas. The scene fades out and the promo comes to an end with a few laughs from Watts and animation laughs..::. |
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