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| The Wonderboy Tom Burgess | Sep 13 2007, 07:10 PM Post #1 |
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*Tom Burgess is facing the camera with a deadly glare… He is in his wrestling gear with a towel with the England flag on it folded over his shoulder* The Wonderboy: Well… it seems like we have a comedian in the EWF… I think it’s time to put a few things straight, Big Pappa Jim. The name is Tom Burgess, also known as The Wonderboy. My nickname has nothing to do with the imaginary superheros that you idolize and definitely has nothing to do with jokes that people used to tell in the 4th grade. Secondly, you flap your mouth about the Spice Girls, Beckham and tea and crumpets? Knowing how ignorant and xenophobic most of you Americans are I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s all you knew about England. As for the greatest nation in the world, how is it that you have the stupidest people running the country? Jim, It’s ok, I know. I know why you make these shitty jokes. It’s so you can get these sheep in the crowd to drone “U.S.A, U.S.A, U.S.A”. Jokes and politics aside, you have no idea what your getting into this Sunday. You took out a fat guy with a weapon, big deal. I base my reputation on BEATING anyone and everyone in front of me. You don’t believe me? I suggest you ask the man who owns this company, Mikey Sparks himself. He knows how good I am, he signed me up. You may have been big in Japan, but I’ve been big here in America. Not only have I been big, I’m getting bigger and better and have no intention of letting a small hindrance like you get in the way. All you are doing is living in your brother’s shadow… anybody can do that. I live in nobody’s shadow. I am, without a shadow of a doubt, the best English wrestler alive today and, sooner than you think, I’ll be the best in the world. While you spend time on the Internet looking at joke websites and Wikipedia to find out things to wind me up with, I’m in the gym grafting my arse off, because that’s what sporting greats do. I’m physically perfect and mentally unbreakable. Add those two factors together and you still turn round and say you can beat me? You need to be a little bit more convincing than that BPJ. One last thing before I hit the gym. This Sunday, all I ask is that you take defeat like a man and make it look good. When all is said and done, you will know you’ve been in the ring with a future EWF Heavyweight Champion. |
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