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Wonder bread; Is this @$$hole serious ?
Topic Started: Sep 14 2007, 02:18 PM (24 Views)
bigpoppajim
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The sun is beating down on BPJ as he squats the 800 pounds on the weight bar. Sweat is pouring off his forehead as he squats one last time then rest the bar on the holder. He reaches down and grabs a bottle of water and takes a drink as some girls in very revealing bikinis. They all wave at BPJ who waves back. BPJ is wearing a pair of red and blue Hawaiian patterned Swim trunks and no shirt. He motions for the camera crew to follow and they walk to a shaded area about 20 yards away from the workout equipment. BPJ sits in a tiki chair and smirks before speaking...


big Poppa Jim : Wonder Bra ! Wonder bread ! It doesn’t matter what you call yourself ! because the fact is you are stepping in the ring against a machine. A genetic freak of nature ! Your right your name has nothing to do with jokes told in the fourth grade. it is all about the jokes told right now because as soon as you opened your limey mouth it was a joke. You sit there and say you are going to beat one of the most entertaining and athletic men in the business ? Well I got news for you ass clown and that is you don't have a snowball's chance in hell !


BPJ takes another drink of water before speaking..


Big Poppa Jim :And as far as being Xenophobic professor I don't fear a damn thing ! especially not some ass monkey that calls himself Wonder boy. I mean seriously Tome don't you think that makes you sound a little uhhh how do I put this....Gay ? I fought in the Iraq war too as well so you damn right I think America is the greatest country in the world !


BPJ stands up and stretches showing off his defined muscles


big Poppa Jim : I know some other thing's about England like how we kicked your ass in the revolutionary war how we saved your ass from speaking German right now and looking like that overgrown monkey Abe Stryker. I know the capitol is London. I know that the greatest football team there is Manchester United.
(sings)
I come like a hurricane Blowin' everyone away
There's nowhere you can run and hide
So stylish so skillful
With an iron will too



I've got all the right moves
So defense is no use
Nothing's gonna get in my way
I'm strong , I’m unbeatable
There's no way to fight it
You're never gonna keep me at bay


Just a little twist to the Manu fight Song I like. I really don’t have a problem with England but the fact is Wonder Girl that we can go back and forth about each other's countries every time we come out and make a promo but all that matters when it is said and done is who the better man in the ring is and that is obviously me Tommy. I mean don't you think stating Mikey signed you up is a bit redundant ? I mean Mikey Sparks signs all of us you ass monkey. As far as living in my brother's shadow he is new to this business I have been doing this since the age of 16 If anyone is living in anyone's shadow it is him doing what he was taught by his older brother. Physically perfect and mentally unbreakable huh ? Well I don't think you are either burgess. Matter of fact o think you are the complete opposite of both of those attributes. What I really think is you are in the gym so much because you know your inferior to me and that is fine because I work out just as much as you do probably more because I don’t stop for a spot of tea.



BPJ just slightly smirks and shakes his head at his own corny joke


Big Poppa Jim : All jokes aside Burgess the very first match in both our careers is at the PPV this Sunday ! You were right about there being a future heavyweight champion in that ring but the only thing wrong is who you think that person is. I am determined and I KNOW that I am the better man Burgess. I am going in this match a underdog. Internet rumors and backstage predictions say that I have been away too long and that the Wonder boy will prevail. I live for that though Tommy. I love being the underdog because you know what it doesn't happen very often. If you are abetting man then you better lay down a 100,000 dollars because this is the last time that BPJ will ever be a underdog. You will be punished for your words burgess NUFF SAID !

BPJ walks back out towards the weights and begins lifting as the camera fades to black...
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