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| Tweet Topic Started: Sep 17 2007, 10:47 PM (17 Views) | |
| Ryan MacKenzie | Sep 17 2007, 10:47 PM Post #1 |
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-Ryan MacKenzie is seen making his way through an upper class department store, looking through a few of the suits. The one he has on is already spectacular looking, matched with his sunglasses as he seems to be looking himself over in the mirror- The longer I am here on Mayhem, the more and more I am seeing that there really isn't any one on the roster who can hold a candle to me. I spent all last night, watching tapes of both Kama-kama-kama-kamilion and Kostoff. And I was duly impressed by what I saw. -adjusting his cufflinks as he admires the image staring back at him in the full length mirror- Impressed that two such mediocre people could actually be considered in the rankings for any title matches other than the most delusional. Let's look at the facts. First, we have Kostoff. The first thing I noticed about Costco is that if any word could describe his matches, it'd have to be....lackluster. So what if some overrated Japanese geek trained him? Hell, I paid for the best training money can buy. So what if he was a high school athlete! So was Al Bundy. In both cases, you have men living in the past, without much of a future to show for it. Now while Costco may be what industry insiders call "flash in the pan", the Lizard King or whatever his name is amuses me the most. He talks a fairly good game, but let's be honest. Talk is just that, talk! He's had two matches here, and he's already lost. Me? I've never been pinned. His case is just like Costco's, speed bumps on my road to the TV title. -Ryan hands his platinum card to the saleslady as he decides he makes this suit look a lot better, and returns his attention to the mirror- At Mayhem, I become the number one contender. Now we all know why Pit Stink is going to be ringside. You see, he knows he doesn't stand a chance in hell if I win. So he's going to do everything he can to make sure he gets to face either Costco or Lizard King. Because if ever there two more safe opponents for a title defense, there you have it. But what Pitty City doesn't realize is that no matter what he does, he can't stop fate. He can't divert destiny. At Mayhem, I become number one contender. And as soon as I get the title match, you will see me in a suit similiar to this but with 20 lbs. of gold draped over one shoulder. -tipping the sunglasses down as he looks into the mirror- Costco, Lizard King, Pit Stink, it doesn't matter. All it takes is a split second for me to put your Lights Out! -Ryan snaps a finger as the camera goes black- |
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