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| A Reason For Concern | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Sep 19 2007, 01:11 PM (14 Views) | |
| Ryan MacKenzie | Sep 19 2007, 01:11 PM Post #1 |
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-the scene opens on a home located in southern California. The camera pans over the swimming pool and the Mercedes and Porsche parked in the driveway. The door is slightly ajar as we find a gorgeous brunette who looks as though she just stepped out of the shower. A smile on her face as she points upstairs to the cameraman, whom gawks at her and heads up the stairs finally. Sitting on a king size bed with a few blankets over his lap is "Lights Out" Ryan MacKenzie:: Ohh, you finally made it! Look, I'm not granting any more interviews after this one till Mayhem is over. -the brunette in the towel steps in the room, the camera looking back at her as she waves while passing by. A kiss to Ryan as she disappears into the bathroom while Ryan looks back to the camera whom is still looking at the girl- Hey! You came to talk to me! Before you even ask, I did see what Kama-kama-kama-Kamilion and Costco had to say. As far as Kamilion goes, I'll be frank. I'm not worried. I'm not concerned. Not even a little. If this guy has earned an opportunity at a TV title shot, it's apparently because he has pictures of someone in power in a compromising position. First, he's in. Then he quits. Then he comes back, and is awarded his spot in this match back? He must have dirt on De Luca or something. Why am I not worried about him? Because he's a quitter, plain and simple. Anyone who can walk out on a title opportunity is obviously a quitter. He's already shown he is gutless. He'll probably quit before the match is over. Now as it relates to Costco, I am a little concerned. I'm more than a little concerned. After listening to what he had to say, I'm a little worried because I don't know what he's showing up for. Every other word he said was about a man-pleasing mouth. -shrugging his shoulders with a look of confusion, Ryan grabs his pants laying on the floor and continues- Now, I'm going to Mayhem to win a TV title shot. He sounds like he's coming to Mayhem to engage in an alternative lifestyle. The weird part is he lets us all look in on his homely wife and the two kids that don't even look like him playing. -the cameraman gives an amused look to Ryan- Well they don't look a thing like him! I don't know, maybe while he's on the road, she's got a friendly mailman! Who knows! It also is a bit concerning since all he is interested in talking about is man pleasing mouths. I don't know how he is an expert on these things, maybe that's something he needs to talk with his wife about. If those two kids are any indication, she knows her way around a man too. Probably most of his low rent neighborhood knows her well. -the camera is shaking a little as the cameraman is laughing at his comments- Well I don't know what he's coming to the show to get, but I know what I'm after. I'm after a shot at the TV title! And if I have to put Costco or Kamilion's lights out to do it, so be it. Because as I have said before, you can't alter destiny. I would tell Kamilion that if he plans on quitting again, he might want to do it before Costco there tries to cop a few feels during the match. Now I know Pit Stink is facing Instant Coffee in a non-title match. And quite frankly, I hope Slater wins. Mostly because how many chances at a title does Churchill deserve? He always chokes! And if he beats Pit Stink, then I will be proven right when I say Slater is a transition champion. So you two tear it up out there, I know Costco is looking to tear something up as well, but I don't think it's the same thing. No matter what happens, you are looking at the number one contender for the TV title. After I go through Quitter Kamiliion and the expert on man pleasing, Costco, I will be next in line for the TV title. And I don't want Danny to worry. The pressure of being a champion isn't something he has to worry with much longer. I'm going to happily relieve him of the pressure as soon as he has the guts to take me on one on one in a title match. Put anyone in the ring with me, and the result is always the same. Someone is going to have me put their Lights Out! -the brunette saunters to the bed and climbs in beside Ryan, cuddling up to him- Now if you will excuse me, I have some more training to do. Oh and do me a favor. Tell Mrs. Costco that her secret is safe with me. -Ryan gives a knowing wink as the camera backs out and the door is closed- |
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