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Monday Night Revolution; October 22,2007
Topic Started: Oct 22 2007, 10:16 PM (209 Views)
Nikolas Turner
EWF Staff
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[size=4]Monday Night Revolution opening video[/size]
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[size=4]::A huge explosion fill the arena, followed by the pyro. Cameras swing around the arena to cheering fans. After a quick whiz around the arena, the camera switches to the EWF Commentators::

John Stubbs: Welcome as we are here in Fayetteville, Arkansas in the Razorback Stadium. We are here in a jam packed arena as it is a sold out show! We got a great night planned here tonight

Mike Adams: You said it John we will be seeing numerous matches here tonight that will blow the roof of this arena. My personal favorite is going to have to be our main event of the evening we are going to see Adam Linn defending two of his AWA titles against Brian Deas' Ballistc title.

John Stubbs: I don’t know what to expect in this match all I know is it will be intense and a match that should not be missed here tonight. We will also see Nick Shaw in action going against Liam Alexander in a non title match. Now I believe something will be happen here tonight because when I heard the rumor that Alexander Stryfe has a big announcement I've been stewing over it all week.

Mike Adams: Me too John. It's going to be excited to see what GM Stryfe has in store for us tonight. Let's go now and jump into the action with Shelly The Bod versus Hayley Brooks in her last match.[/size]

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Opening Match
Singles Match
Shelly the bod vs Hayley Brooks
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Stubbs: First up tonight we have a new diva debuting.

Adams: ALRIGHT!!! You know how I love the divas. The more diva action, the better.

Stubbs: Well, in case you at home didn’t hear, Hayley Brooks will not be able to participate in tonight’s action. Instead, ring veteran Kristy Fabulous will be called on to initiate Shelly The Bod here in the EWF.

Adams: You know John, all Alexander Stryfe had to do was ask me and I would have been more than glad to initiate Shelly The Bod.

Stubbs: Yes indeed. I’m sure you would. But unfortunately for you, Kristy Fabulous has been called upon for those duties. Let’s watch as both girls make their way to the ring.

Kristy Fabulous makes her way to the ring in a silver unitard, white knee high wrestling boots and a red and yellow cape that reaches down to her ankles. Fans reach out towards her but she ignores them, even going so far as to scoff at many. She finally climbs through the ropes circling the ring with both arms raised. The crowd gives her a somewhat cold reaction but Kristy lets it just roll right off of her. She slides off her cape and hands it to a ring attendant then begins to use the ropes to stretch.

Adams: Wow. Is this the debuting diva? If so I think I’m going to give her my phone number.

Stubbs: Actually Kristy Fabulous is taking the place of Hayley Brooks tonight, but I have to agree that she is a beautiful woman to say the least.

The lights then draw to a dark purple with red and blue swirling highlights. The thundering bass line of “Bootylicious” by Destiny’s Child begins to pound the arena speakers as Shelly The Bod enters the arena to a solid crowd reception. She stands on top of the ramp attired in a white sports bra, red bikini briefs tied at the hips with the laces dangling down, matching red/white bands around both her wrists and ankles and black Reef flip flops. She slowly starts to slide her right hand down her navel as she closes her eyes and tilts her head to the side. She then starts to gradually gyrate her hips in a circular motion luring screams and whistles from the crowd. She finally pauses, scans the crowd and blows a two handed kiss before strutting her way to the ring.

Adams: Somebody call me a paramedic!!! My blood pressure is about to come to a boil!!!

Stubbs: This is exactly what the EWF is in need of; another gorgeous diva who loves to fight.

Adams: Hush, and let Shelly The Bod work her mojo!!!

Shelly makes her way to the ring hi-fiving the fans along the way. She climbs the ring steps and continues a teasing dance along the ring apron before sliding through the ropes. She then begins to circle the ring much like her opponent did earlier with both hands raised in victory. As she passes by Kristy she makes sure to nudge her hip into Kristy’s before strutting over to her corner. Kristy starts to make a beeline towards Shelly but is cut off by the ref. Shelly then slides off her flip flops, climbs on to the second ropes and blows a kiss to the ringside fans before giving them a bicep flex.

Stubbs: She’s definitely got the show. Now we need to see if she can back it up.

Adams: That’s true. We got pretty divas here in EWF and they can all wrestle. Let’s see what the Bod has…other then t & a.

Stubbs: She definitely has plenty of that. Let’s go to ringside.

DING DING

Both girls begin to circle the ring while staying somewhat close to the ropes. Shelly pauses for a second to grab the top rope and leans back stretching out her shoulders. They continue to circle as they inch closer to one another finally going in for the lock up. Almost immediately, Shelly quickly grabs Kristy applying a side headlock. Shelly drops to one knee keeping Kristy off balance.

Stubbs: Shelly gains the upper hand early on with a wrenching side headlock

Adams: Look at that smile on her face. She seems to be a little too happy considering she’s in a wrestling match

Maintaining the headlock, Shelly then stands straight up as Kristy reaches up and grabs the back of Shelly’s hair. With her head forcefully tilted all the way back, Shelly begins to scream as both wrestlers slowly inch backwards towards the ropes.

“IEEEEEE, MY HAIR REF!!!!!! SHE’S GOT MY HAIR.”
The ref tries to get into position to confirm Shelly’s claim but not before both girls back into the ropes. He orders Shelly to break the hold and begins to count.

“C’mon Shelly, let’s break it up…1…2…3...”

Stubbs: Kristy resorting to dirty tactics early on forcing Shelly to break the hold.

Adams: I consider it to be smart wrestling as opposed to dirty tactics.

Stubbs: Either way, Shelly needs to release Kristy.

Cautiously, Shelly releases the hold. Kristy slowly moves in front of Shelly with both her hands firmly placed above Shelly’s chest keeping her in check. The ref stands next to them monitoring a clean break between the two.

“Easy girls. Break it clean.”

Shelly trustingly raises both hands in the air as Kristy lightly taps Shelly on the chest indicating her intentions for a clean break. Kristy then launches a forearm flush to the side of Shelly’s face.

Adams: Welcome to the EWF Rookie. First rule of thumb? D-T-A…Don’t trust anyone and protect yourself at all times.

Stubbs: You definitely have to be prepared at all times and Shelly certainly wasn’t in this case.

The ref warns Kristy about roughhousing while urging both wrestlers to take the action to center ring. Kristy ignores him and drives another forearm to Shelly’s face. She then applies a side headlock of her own following it up with a flip dropping Shelly on her back. Kristy maintains the hold as Shelly kicks her legs. Kristy tightens the hold and begins to trash talk Shelly.

“Awwwww, what’s the matter Shelly? Am I messing up your pretty hair?”

Kristy continues to apply pressure. Shelly uses her legs to reach up attempting to catch Kristy’s head between them. Kristy manages to avoid Shelly’s attempts but is caught on the third try.

Adams: Excellent leg scissors counter by Shelly.

Kristy kicks her legs frantically as she slides her hands between Shelly’s legs. The ref drops to the mat making sure Kristy isn’t being choked. Kristy then makes two unsuccessful attempts to kick out. Shelly sustains as Kristy pauses to catch her breath. Kristy then gives it another shot and successfully breaks out of the leg scissors. Kristy then quickly gets to both feet and begins to showboat a little skipping side to side playing for the crowd.

“THAT’S HOW A CHAMPION DOES IT BABY!!!!” JUST LIKE THAT!!!”

The crowd reacts with a deafening boo.

Stubbs: The capacity crowd letting Kristy Fabulous know just exactly how impressed they are.

Adams: Hey, I kinda like this Kristy woman. She’s “Fabulous” you know?

Stubbs: (sarcastically) Yeah, she’s really something magnificent.

Shelly then sits on one knee shaking her head in disgust at her opponent’s antics. The ref warns Kristy about grandstanding and orders both girls to mix it up. Shelly gets to her feet and begins to move towards Kristy once again. Both girls lock up again with Shelly powering Kristy back towards the ropes. Kristy ducks under the middle rope ordering the ref to break Shelly’s hold.

“BACK HER OFF REF!!! GET HER BACK!!!”

Shelly releases and backs up towards center ring. Kristy then gets in the ref’s face grabbing the back of her own hair complaining that Shelly’s pulling her hair. Shelly is disgusted as she walks over towards the two to plead her case. As Shelly appeals to the ref, Kristy reaches up and rakes Shelly’s eyes. Shelly immediately jerks back covering her face as Kristy rushes over and drives a forearm to the small of Shelly’s back. Shelly slowly struts away but Kristy is right on top of her grabbing the back of Shelly’s tights. Kristy then pulls Shelly’s tights towards her and drives another forearm to Shelly’s back. Shelly pauses in the center of the ring favoring her back as the ref warns Kristy about grabbing tights.

Kristy then grabs Shelly’s wrist and spins under twisting Shelly’s shoulder. Kristy ducks under in a fireman’s carry flipping Shelly over landing on her back. Kristy wastes no time turning Shelly over on her belly and grabbing her wrist. Kristy stands above with Shelly’s extended arm between her legs continuing to twist her wrist.

“Check her ref!!! I know she wants to give!!! Check her”, Kristy demands.

The ref gets into position focusing on Shelly who is wincing in pain as she slaps the mat sporadically.

“Ready to give Shelly???”

As soon as Kristy sees the ref focused on Shelly, she extends Shelly’s fingers and begins to bite her hand. Shelly starts to scream as she ponds the mat.

“SHE’S BITING ME REF!!!!! MAKE HER STOP!!!!!!!”

The ref checks on Kristy who stops biting just before he can catch her. He then begins to questions Kristy who claims ignorance.

“I have no idea what she’s talking about!!! I don’t cheat Ref. Now check her again!!!!

The ref cautiously gets into position again to check on Shelly completely oblivious to Kristy biting Shelly’s hand once again. Shelly’s tearing and screaming forces the ref to check the legitimacy of Kristy’s hold yet again. Kristy continues to deny the accusations as she crosses her heart with her extended index finger.

“She’s lying Ref!! I cross my heart, I’m not biting!!! Would I lie to ya Ref??? Would I??? Now check her again!!!”

Stubbs: This ref is completely clueless. He needs to get Kristy under control.

Adams: Ah c’mon. This is professional wrestling. Let the ladies do their thing.

Stubbs: I’m all for a competitive match but Kristy is showing she cannot beat Shelly fairly.

Adams: What match are you watching you schmuck??? Kristy Fabulous is dominating The Bod.

The ref finally catches Kristy biting Shelly and orders her to break the hold. Kristy goes nuts getting right in the refs face complaining about the call. She continues to argue not noticing Shelly behind her who rolls her up into a small package. The ref immediately drops to the mat and begins to count…

Stubbs: Shelly rolls Kristy up for the pin…

1…

2…

Kristy kicks out. Shelly quickly gets to her feet and backs against the ropes before launching a tow footed drop kick to Kristy’s chest. Shelly then plops on top of Kristy hooking her leg for another pin attempt…


1…

2…

Kristy kicks out again.

Adams: You’re not going to pin a veteran like that.

Stubbs: Shelly needs to spend a little more time wearing her opponent down at this level.

Shelly then pulls Kristy to her feet and whips her into the ropes. Kristy bounces off shooting towards center ring. Shelly meets her with a clothesline sending Kristy crashing backwards on the mat. Kristy quickly springs up but Shelly nails her with another clothesline. Completely dazed at this point Kristy springs to her feet again as Shelly nails her in the face with a standing drop kick. Kristy immediately rolls out of the ring to the floor to try and regain her composure. Shelly then bounces off the ropes, does a summersault into a victory pose in the center of the ring. The fans light up showing their appreciation with cheers and whistles.

Stubbs: Ladies and gentleman, Shelly The Bod has entered the building!!!!!

Adams: I don’t know what she’s celebrating. She’s still winless in EWF action. She hasn’t beaten anyone yet.

Stubbs: Why do you gotta rain on her parade?

Adams: Because, she should be attacking Kristy as opposed to acting like a cheerleader.

Kristy paces the floor favoring her chest as the ringside fans begin to really let her have it. Kristy then begins to get right up in front of the fans and starts engaging in a heated debate.

“SHUT UP LOSERS!!!! SHOW ME SOME RESPECT DAMNIT!!!"

Kristy continues to argue with the folks at ringside not paying attention to Shelly who has climbed up to the top of the turnbuckles at this point.
Adams: She can’t be thinking of this.

Shelly then waits a second or two for Kristy to turn around and then launches a flying body press right on top of her.

Stubbs: SHE IS MORE THAN THINKING ABOUT!!!

Both girls go crashing to the floor as Shelly rolls off of Kristy and up on one knee. She then raises both hands cheering to the ringside fans. The fans reach out towards her obviously impressed with Shelly’s performance thus far. Shelly then gets to her feet hi-fiving a couple of the fans at ringside before walking over to a fallen Kristy. She pulls Kristy up to her feet and rolls her under the ropes back inside the ring. Kristy rolls close to the center of the ring finally stopping staring up at the lights. Shelly in the meantime is back on top of the turnbuckle with both hands in the air. She bends her knees and launches a splash thundering towards the fallen Kristy. Just before impact, Kristy curls up her knees as Shelly’s torso lands flush on top. Shelly bounces of rolling a couple of times before settling on her back in fetal position trying to catch her breath.

Adams: Looks like Shelly got a little too full of herself as Kristy makes her pay the price.

Stubbs: The momentum is up for grabs at this point. It’s anyone’s game right now.

Adams: I don’t know about you, but I like this Kristy Fabulous.

Stubbs: You like her, huh?

Adams: Hell yeah. I’m going to go see if she likes some Alabama Bar-B-Cue after this match. What’s the matter, you don’t like sexy women???

Stubbs: Kristy is a very attractive woman. Both of these combatants obviously have no problem getting dates on Friday nights.

Shelly manages to roll over to the ropes as she continues to try and get to her feet. Kristy gets to her feet first as she limps over to Shelly. Shelly screams as Kristy pulls her to her feet by two handfuls of hair. She extends Shelly straight up her tiptoes with her back up against the ropes. The ref warns Kristy to break clean, but Kristy manages to launch a thundering slap to the top of Shelly’s chest echoing throughout the arena. The crowd lets out a collective “whoa” as Shelly shrieks over covering her chest. Kristy disregards the refs warnings reaching over grabbing Shelly by the hair. She then snap mares Shelly over in the center of the ring. Kristy quickly follows it up with two more snap mares before tossing Shelly between the top and center ropes outside the ring.

Stubbs: And down goes The Bod, and she looks hurt.
Adams: It just goes to show you.

Stubbs: (hesitates for a second) What?

Adams: Huh?

Stubbs: You just said, “it just goes to show you”. It goes to show you what?

Adams: Have you been taking the pot?

Stubbs: Huh?

Adams: Just call the match, will you?

Kristy has followed Shelly outside the ring at this point pulling her to her feet by a handful of hair.

“Why aren’t you dancing now Shelly??? What’s the matter???”

Kristy then whips Shelly screaming towards the ring. The momentum spins Shelly around as she crashes into the ring apron back first. She drops to her knees as Kristy is back fighting with the ringside fans again.

Stubbs: Kristy needs to just stop all the BS and focus on her opponent.

Adams: Are you watching this match. Look at Shelly, she’s all but out.

Stubbs: I am not counting Shelly out of this match. Her resolution so far has impressed me to say the least.

Kristy focuses back on Shelly as she scoops her up over her shoulder.

“I HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD CHIROPRACTOR SHELLY”

Kristy then rushes towards the corner of the ring driving the small of Shelly’s back into the ring post before letting her drop flailing to the floor. Kristy then struts along to floor laughing and clapping her hands before rolling under the ropes back inside the ring. Shelly lays flat on her back curling up one of her knees towards her chest, whimpering as the ref begins to count her out.

Adams: Shelly needs to suck it up and get back inside the ring before she’s counted out.

Stubbs: That was a dirty maneuver by Kristy Fabulous. Shelly has done very well tonight considering her opponent wants to use every dirty trick up her sleeve.

Adams: Well, that’s the difference between Shelly and divas like Queen Machine and Tiffany. Our own EWF Divas have the fortitude to get back inside the ring.

Stubbs: Once again, my partner counting Shelly out. I on the other hand choose to wait for the final bell.

Shelly finally gets to her feet and manages to feebly hoist herself up on top of the ring apron using the ropes to pull herself up. Kristy savagely bull rushes right at her knocking Shelly back crashing to the floor. The ref once again begins to shout at Kristy.

“I’M NOT GOING TO KEEP WARNING YOU ABOUT THIS FABULOUS!!!! STOP ALL THIS ROUGHHOUSING OR I WILL DQ YOU!!!!!!!

Kristy raises both hands gesturing innocence as the ref starts to count Shelly out again.

Stubbs: Thankfully the ref has about had enough of Kristy’s game.

Adams: He needs to just sit back and let these two mix it up.

Stubbs: He’s doing his job.

Adams: You know, truth be told, I’m glad that Shelly’s being introduced to a little rough play. This is a good way to determine if we got a contender or a pretender.

Stubbs: In a twisted way, I guess I can agree with you. If Shelly can roll this into a victory it will show she deserves a spot on the divas roster.

Adams: See, now your shits coming out. That’s all I’m saying.

Stubbs: Anyways…

Once again Shelly manages to get herself back on top of the apron and to her feet. Kristy once again rushes straight for her but Shelly stops her dead in her tracks with and elbow to the side of her face. Shelly then quickly reaches in grabbing both sides of Kristy’s head and drops down using the top rope to slingshot Kristy crashing to the center of the ring. Shelly follows suit climbing back inside the ring driving her knee into Kristy’s shoulder. Shelly then scoops Kristy up over her shoulder and slams in the center of the ring before going for a pin…

1…

2…

Kick out by Kristy.

Shelly grabs Kristy pulling her back up to her feet and whips her crashing into the corner turnbuckles. Shelly then follows it up with a lariat across Kristy’s face. The crowd goes crazy as Shelly grabs Kristy’s wrist whipping her across the ring crashing into the turnbuckles. Shelly is right on top of her as she rushes towards her jumping on top of Kristy grabbing the back of Kristy’s neck. Shelly then falls back monkey flipping Kristy in the center of the ring.

Stubbs: WHOA!!!! Shelly in complete control at this point!!!!

Kristy then gets to her feet but doesn’t see Shelly measuring her from behind. The second Kristy turns around Shelly meets her with a standing drop kick. Quickly Shelly pulls Kristy to her feet once again whipping her across the ring into the turnbuckles. Kristy is barely able to stand up against the turnbuckles but sees Shelly rushing towards her yet again. She waits to pull away but is shocked when Shelly stops just in front of her. Kristy is completely shocked as to why Shelly didn’t follow through this time. Shelly then places one hand on her hip and the other on the back of her neck and begins to slowly gyrate in a circle as the crowd hoots and whistles showing their appreciation.

Adams: What the hell is this? A damn peep show???

Stubbs: Personally I think Shelly’s hot!!!!

Kristy stands in front of Shelly confused but Shelly then gives her a two finger poke to the eyes and follows it up by slapping the taste out of her mouth. Angered with her vision severely blurred, Kristy takes a swing at Shelly who ducks it and nails her with another monkey flip. Kristy quickly gets to her feet but Shelly nails her with a Hurricuranna. Kristy goes crashing to the mat but once again quickly gets to her feet. Shelly then grabs Kristy by both sides of her head and pulls her to the center of the ring. She stops and raises one hands in the air letting out a scream to the fans.

“SAY GOODNIGHT TO KRISTY FABULOUS EVERYONE!!!”

Kristy is too weak to put up any viable defense at this point as Shelly tucks the back of Kristy’s neck under her armpit. Sensing the end is near, Kristy lets out a whimpering plea to Shelly.

“No Shelly!!!! Please!!! No!!!!!”
Shelly then nails Kristy with a devastating DDT in the center of the ring and covers her for the pin.


1…


2…


THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

Stubbs: That’s it!!! Shelly wins in impressive fashion!!!!

Adams: Yeah, yeah, she’s more than a pretty face….blah, blah, blah.

Shelly rises to her feet as the ref raises her hand in victory.


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Segment
::World Champ Speaks::
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-This interview was shoot earlier this evening as we were in the house of our Wrold Champion Ryot in Seattle.-

Moore: Well here we are at the home of Ryot in Seattle. Hi how are you this evening Ryot?

Ryot: "Well Matt, I have seen better days I can tell you that much."

Moore: Ok I myself wants to know what is going on with Ryot as well as the EWF fans?

Ryot: "Well, Thursday night i suffered a pulled muscle and have been told that its bad enough to keep me out 1 to 2 weeks. But I know that regardless I will be back for sure the week after next to take on anybody that dares to think they can step up to me"

Moore: Oh wow. Well i hope you get better so we can see the World Heavyweight Champions back in that ring again really soon. Dont you have a small concern that when you get back i assume you will be a little rusty. What happens if you are booked in a title match the week you come back?

Ryot: "Then I am booked, what can I do? Frankly I dont think Abe Stryker is ready to face me for the title even though he is number one contender. But anyone that wants me can come and get me."

Moore: Well very respectable Champ. Any last wprds reguarding your situation?

Ryot: Better not get too comfortable with me being gone, because I will come back better than ever, and still the world heavyweight champion."

Moore: I am sure you hold true to your word as we all look forward to 2 weeks from now when you do return to that EWF ring. I am sure you will make the impact you always made. Well best of luck with the recovery and I hope things work out well for you.

Ryot: Thank you Matt.


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Match #2
Tag Team Match
-Tag Team Title Match-
1-Shot Hitmen© vs Primal Forces
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Sean Williams: The following contest is for the EWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!

The crowd roars with approval as they prepare for the entrance of the two teams

Adams: I'm amped up Stubbs! I can't wait for this one!

Stubbs: Absolutely Mike, I can't....

Just as we expect the Champions Vexon and Calypso to hit the ring, The Wonderboy's music hits!

Stubbs: Wait a minute, what the hell is this Mike? Tom

Burgess is out here, he's not even in this matchup! His match is next after this one finishes!!

Adams: Will you shut up Stubbs, he's The Wonderboy, he can do whatever the hell he wants!

Burgess conducts his usual entrance, shunning the fans as he makes his way to the ring. He looks focused. The crowd chant "@$$hole" in his general direction. He starts walking towards the announce table...

Adams: Look out Stubbs, he's coming for ya!! Ha ha!

Burgess grabs a chair, plonks it between Mike Adams and John Stubbs and sets himself up with a headset.

Burgess: Evening bitches, I thought I'd come down and give you both a hand since you are both going to suck ass at calling this match. Lets see what these boys have to resist Damage Inc. when we get our title shot next week.

Stubbs: Damage Inc.?

Burgess: Yes Stubbs, that's our team name. I know you don't have two brain cells to rub together but something's got to click sooner or later!

Calypso and Vexon come out as "Breath" hits the P.A system and the crownd erups as they make their way down to the ring slapping their fans hands. Calypso and Vexon stop right before they get into the ring and look at each other.

Announcer: Introducing the Tag Team Champions, weighing in at a combined 446lb, the team of Calypso and Vexon, the 1-Shot Hitmen!!!

Stubbs: HUGE OVATION FOR THE CHAMPS!

Burgess just sits and shakes his head.

Adams: Well when you brown-nose the crowd every week then your bound to get cheered Stubbs...

They then slide into the ring together and go to the opposing turnbuckles from each other to pump the crowd up! They then flip off the turnbuckles and meet in the middle of the ring for a pose with Pyro's go off behind them! They then await their opponents.

The music stops as we prepare for Primal Forces entrance.
An intro of "King of Kings" by Motorhead mixed into "Bleed It Out" by Linkin Park hits the PA as the contenders make their way down to the ring.

Announcer: And, introucing their opponents, from Berlin Germany, weighing in at a combined 450lb, Primal Forces!!!

Crowd boos the entrance of the number one contenders.

All 4 men are in the ring, referee Justin Timers checks for weapons.

Burgess: I don't even know why these guys have a title shot in the first place, they haven't earned it like Jimmy and I have, so why should we have to beat these 2 clowns instead?

Adams: Damn right Wonderboy!

Stubbs: Well, I'm sure if Tom wasn't here Mike you'd be supporting Primal Forces!

Adams: I'm impartial, you know that Stubbs, stop causing trouble!

Calypso and Egon start the match. The two lock up and Egon gets the upper hand by getting Calypso in an armlock and pushes him away cockily. Calypso turns round and goes straight back for Egon, another lockup and this time Calypso hits knees to the midsection, irish whips Egon and hits a clothesline. Calypso picks him up and manoevres him to his teams corner.

Tag to Vexon!

Stubbs: Quick tag and the champs are on top in the early going.

Vexon unleashes some big rights on Egon in the corner. The referee reprimands Vexon so he brings Egon into the centre of the ring and hits a standing dropkick. Vexon straight back on his feet to get the crowd going. He gets caught out by a thumb to the eye by Egon though and Egon makes a sharp tag!

Tag to Jack!

Jack on the offensive catching Vexon with some stiff rights. Irish whip but a reversal by Vexon who manages to hit a running enziguri followed by a lionsault. Cover...

ONE!!!!

TWO!!!!!!

KICKOUT!

Stubbs: Near fall, but it's going to take more than that to put Primal Forces away.

Burgess: Jesus Stubbs, your making them sound like superstars!

Stubbs: They are! They are the number one contenders!

Burgess: Bullshit, they're filling in for BPJ and I while we have business to take care of!

Tag by both teams, as Jack leaves the ring, he shouts "Your going down next week Burgess!"

Burgess stays silent.

In the ring, Egon gets on top with a couple of suplexes, before attempting a third, Calypso pushes Egon straight into the referee! With the referee down, Jack scours under the ring for weapons. After finding a chair, he tosses it into the ring for Egon.

Egon's waiting for Calypso to get up, he has the chair ready and WHAM!! He nails Calypso between the eyes with a sick chair shot!!

Stubbs: GOOD GOD! CALYPSO HAS HAD HIS FACE RE-ARRANGED!!

Egon has Calypso covered, referee is still down! Vexon hits the ring and starts to attack the now in-ring Jack. Vexon hits some big right hands and clotheslines Jack over the top rope.

Jack lands on the side of the table, as he gets up he starts setting up the table for something very slowly and starts badmouthing Burgess. Burgess has had enough, he picks up the chair he was sitting on, walks round the table and clocks the dazed Jack on his forehead!

In the ring, the referee, slowly coming round, makes the count...

.......................ONE!!!!

............................................TWO!!!

.....................................KICKOUT!!!!!

The crowd goes wild as Calypso kicks out, probably on instinct alone! Egon is going mad as he didn't finish the match plus his tag partner is being taken out!!

Burgess meanwhile, is setting up Jack! WONDERBUSTER THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!

Stubbs: OH MY GOD!!!

Adams: HE'S BROKEN MY TABLE!!!

Burgess storms back up the ramp as Egon desperately tries to fight off two men!

Vexon receives a tag, sets Egon up... VEXINATOR!!!!!

Stubbs: IT'S OVER!!!

Both members of 1-Shot Hitmen climb the turnbuckle, the fans know what's coming!

Stubbs: Looks like they're setting Egon up!! HITMAN'S GLORY!!! Double Dropkick off the top rope!

Calypso, the legal man, goes for the cover...

ONE!!!!

TWO!!!!!

THREE!!!!!!!!!!

1-SHOT HITMEN RETAIN THE EWF TAG TEAM TITLES!!!

Adams: Burgess has just helped 1-Shot Hitmen retain their belts!!! What is he doing?!

Burgess slowly backs up the rest of the ramp and points to Calypso and Vexon.

Stubbs: Hitmen retain!! What a match it's going to be next week between 1-Shot Hitmen and Damage Inc.!!!


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Match #3
First Blood Match
Tom Burgess vs Jay Encina
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Sean - Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is a First Blood Match! The only way to win is by making your opponent bleed!

Stubbs - I know bloodlust is all that's in the eyes of Tom Burgess after he was robbed last week in that X-Division title match!

Adams - Actually, Shaw had Burgess beat a few times, ya kiss-ass. But Jay decided to save us all the pain of watching that beatdown continue. Burgess should thank him!

-"Let The Bodies Hit The Floor" by Drowning Pool begins playing as Jay Encina is seen at the ramp. He does a few jumping jacks as a warm up, throws a couple punches, and heads for the ring as pyro explodes behind him. He greets his fans as he climbs into the ring, awaiting his opponent!-

Sean - Hailing from West Covina, California, he weighs in at 235 lbs.! This is JAY ENCINA!!!

Stubbs - I think this match has the possibility of stealing the show!

-"It's Going Down" By The X-Cutioners begins blaring as The arena goes dark then The Wonderboy's theme music hits as he saunters down to the ring with a white spotlight gracing his presence. Following behind him is Big Pappa Jim-

Sean - And his opponent, hailing from Derby, England, he weighs in at 240 lbs.! This is "THE WONDERBOY" TOM BURGESS!!!!!

Stubbs - Um, what is Big Pappa Jim doing out here? He's not booked for this match!

-As Tom slides into the ring, Jim climbs in behind him and walks towards Encina, staring holes in him as the referee tries to break them apart. He shoves Encina, Jay shoves him back as the referee gets between them! As the referee pushes Jim back to the ropes, Burgess drops down behind Jay and nails a big low blow! Encina drops the canvas in pain as Jim climbs out of the ring! The referee turns back to see Burgess mounting Jay, and grinding Jay's head into the mat!-

Adams - Heh, I'm starting to like Jim and Wonderboy. Encina fell for that hook, line, and sinker!

-Jim watches with a grin on his face as Wonderboy pounds away at Jay's head, and gets up. The referee checks for blood, and finds none as Wonderboy pulls him up and fires him into the turnbuckle! Tom charges in, but Jay slips out the back door and hits a leg trip, driving Wonderboy's face into the top turnbuckle!-
Stubbs - Now that was bloody brilliant, using Wonderboy's own offense against him!

-Jay pulls Tom up, and begins striking with repeated blows to the face and body, much like an MMA fighter would! He punches Burgess back into the corner, peppering him with lefts and rights as Jim hops up on the apron! Jay goes to meet him, as Tom gets up. Jim starts pointing at Jay, while Tom slips on a pair of brass knuckles! The referee is distracted by Jim again, as Tom spins Jay around and nails a big right to Jay's forehead! He quickly gets rid of the evidence as Jim gets back down on the floor-

Adams - Damn, this is turning into a tag match and Encina forgot a partner! I love it!

-the referee looks confused as Encina is down on the canvas, holding his head as he is told to check for blood by Tom. The referee checks, and finds no blood. Burgess curses, and lands a huge punt right into Jay's face as he is on the canvas! The Wonderboy tells him to get up, as Jay gets to his knees. Burgess drops a knee to the back of his head, driving it back into the mat again!-

Stubbs - This is ridiculous! He's having to fight two men here! Somebody eject Jim from ringside!

-Burgess climbs out of the ring, and grabs the ring steps. He pulls them off and slides them into the ring! He climbs back in, and positions the steps in the middle of the ring! He jerks Encina up, and goes for a Russian leg sweep. Encina blocks and turns it into a bulldog, driving Burgess face first into the steel steps!-

Adams - That had to bust him open!!

-the referee checks, but Burgess isn't bleeding. Encina pulls him back up, and peppers him with lefts and rights, sending him backwards before hitting a huge superkick right into Tom's face!-

Stubbs - What a shot, what a shot!!!!

-Burgess falls backwards as if he just passed out! He is laying across the steps, totally unconscious, it seems! Encina gets irritated by the sight of no blood, obviously thinking of a way to bust him wide open to end this match! Jay pushes the steps out of the ring, heading for the floor but he runs straight into Jim on the outside. Both men stare each other down, both talking trash! Tom begins coming to in the ring, rolling out of the ring and gathering his wits!-

Stubbs - How many times is Big Pappa Jim going to involve himself in this match?? This is getting a little ridiculous!

Adams - Not really, not Burgess' fault Encina doesn't have a friend here.

-the referee finally has enough, and gets between Jim and Encina! He orders Jim to the back! Encina begins waving bye to him, grinning as the referee begins trying to push Jim up the aisleway. As Encina turns around, he is met with a sickening, brain-rattling chair shot right to the head by a revived Wonderboy! Encina hits the floor like a sack of bricks, and as Jim is almost to the back, the referee heads back before Tom disposes of the chair!-

Adams - Look, Encina's bleeding!!! He's bleeding!

Stubbs - Only because The Wonderboy used a damn chair!

Adams - I think Burgess is the..uh...chairman of the team!

-the referee calls for the bell!-

Sean - The winner of this match, "THE WONDERBOY" TOM BURGESS!!!!!

Stubbs - Damn, Burgess ought to give half his money from winning to his partner! This was a handicap match, and I don't think Burgess has heard the last from Encina!!


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Backstage Segment
:Pre-Match Prep:
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Riflewilly is seen sitting in the locker room on a small bench. He is wearing his usual black t-shirt and blue jeans. He is hunched over and seems to be thinking hard. Suddenly the door bursts open and Jet Harnson runs into the room with a present under his arm and behind him is a clown. Rifle has a weird look on his face as he stares at the clown.

Rifle: Jet I know you have all those weird fetishes and stuff, but ….a CLOWN?
Jet shakes his head.

Jet: No Willy. This is for your Birthday Bash man. Today is your birthday. I figured we could celebrate. Here open this.

Rifle unwraps the present and reveals a Plastic version of the X-Division Championship. He stares at it for a second and then back at

Jet in confusion.

Rifle: What am I five?

Jet laughs

Jet: No man, that’s to hold you over for a couple of weeks until you win the X-Division Championship.

Rifle stares at Jet as the clown is messing with a balloon behind him. The clown then hands Rifle a straight balloon that hasn’t been turned into an animal at all.

Rifle: What the hell is this?

Clown: A snake.

Rifle: Are you kidding me? GET THE HELL OUT….BOTH OF YOU.

Jet and the clown both run out of the locker room as Rifle begins to laugh.

Rifle: Well, I guess it’s time to go get myself a Spot in that Number One Contender’s Match.

With that Rifle stands up and walks out of the locker room himself.


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Match #4
Triple Threat Match
Supreme Machine vs. RifleWilly vs. Larry Fields
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Sean Williams: Our next match is a triple threat match. Coming to the ring first coming from Lansing Michigan weighting in at 273 Larry Fields!

Fields comes out as his theme music hits the P.A System. He walks to the ring hearing boos from the crowd as he slides in and awaits his opponents.

Sean Williams: One of his opponents coming from Helsinki, Finland weighting in at 315 pounds SUPREME MACHINE!

No-one ever wins.

The arena goes totally dark as the opening lines of "No-one wins" by The Berzerker begin to flow out of the PA-system.

No-one Finally loses.

Slowly, some fog begins to form on the entranceway

Except the Dead A Bright white spotlight illuminates the fog, creating an eerie atmosphere Under The Sun Suddenly a large, human shaped shadow walks to the illuminated fog. They rot together The shadow slowly lifts its arms, spreading them to its sides into a Crucifix-taunt

In Absolute, Biological Equality

The spoken intro ends, and at the exact same time as the light-speed drumming of the song begins, the shadow pulls its hand back, crossing em on its chest, causing a large pyro, which evaporates the fog, revealing The Supreme Machine standing there, his head held down and hands crossed across his chest. As the lights begin to slowly return, SuMa glares around from beneath his hair, and begins to slowly walk towards the ring. As he reaches the ring, he slowly slides in from through the ropes, gets up in the middle of the ring and whips his head up in a rapid motion, revealing his masked face.

Sean Williams: Introducing next the final opponent in this triple threat match. He comes from Tobbyhanna, PA weighting in at 167 pounds RileWilly!

"River Below" by Billy Talent blares from the PA system as Riflewilly appears in the entranceway. Rifle looks around at the crowd for a second and then proceeds to the ring. As he makes his way to the ring Rifle stares at several fans for a few seconds each as if having a stare down with them. Rifle then rolls under the bottom rope into the ring and runs towards the adjacent turnbuckle. he hops up onto it and raises his hands above his head in two fists and yells.

::Bell Rings::

Fields and Willy go straight over Supreme. They start to double team him. They push him into the turnbuckle but Supreme knees Fields in the gut than grabs Willy by the head and throws him over the ropes! Supreme looks at Fields who is on one knee and picks him up and hits a Sidewalk slam sending Fields down to the mat hard. Supreme than goes to stomp on Fields but from behind Willy gets back into the ring and runs against the ropes and hits Supreme with a spinning heel kick but cant get Supreme down. Willy runs against the ropes for a second time and gets met with a Big boot sending Willy down to the mat. Supreme quickly jumps on him for the pin!

1...

Fields breaks it up!

Fields grabs Supreme and gets him to his feet than delivers a few rights and left trying to daze Supreme. After delivering a few rights and left He grabs him and goes for a vertical suplex but cant get him up! He tries again to go for the suplex but Supreme refuses to be lifted. Supreme reverses the suplex and hits fields with a strong suplex.

Stubbs: Wow Supreme Machine is showing that he really wants this

Adams: Well look at the size of this monster. Weights in at a whopping 315 pounds. I don’t even know how these two men would be able to beat him especially Willy over there the guy weights 167 pounds!

Supreme looks to be dominating this match so far. As he gets up from that suplex Willy drop kicks his lower leg taken him out and putting him on one knee. Willy than follows than up with a spinning DDT sending Supreme down hard. Rilly than does a mounsalt off the ropes landing on Supreme for the pin.

1..

Supreme throws Willy of him with force

Willy almost looked shocked. Willy gets up and looks at Fields and they have some words. As they are arguing face to face in the middle of the ring Supreme gets to his feet and both men hit Supreme with a double dropkick sending Supreme down to the mat once again. Willy tells Fields to set him up for him. Willy goes to the top rope as Fields grabs Supreme and picks him up. Fields goes to hold him as he tells Willy to jump off. Willy jumps off and goes for a crossbody but Supreme moved out of the way and Willy hit fields with the crossbody. Willy gets to his feet and looks at fields who is pissed. Filed gets straight up and gets in Willy faces. Fields picks up Willy and hits him with a devastation Chokeslam sending willy down tot he mat. Fields than jumps on top of him and starts punching him in the face constantly. Supreme walks over to Fields and whips him against the ropes but fields ducks under the clothesline and than whips off the other ropes and hits with a shoulder block knocking Supreme down. Fields for the pin

1..

Willy gets to his feet. He jumps to the top turnbuckle

2...

Leaps and hits A ARIAL MOUNSAULT OFF THE TOP BREAKING THE PIN UP!

CROWD: ROARS...CHEERS......ROARS....

Stubbs: DID YOU SEE THAT! Willy just sacrificed his own body to break the pin up!

Adams: Yes but now the question I have is was that a smart move by Rifle Willy? He might have just eliminated himself from the match

Fields is holding his lowerback in pain and Rilly is down in the corner. This give Supreme A open opportunity to do something now. Supreme gets to his feet but is slow. He Looks at the crowd than looks at Fields. He signals for the end! He signals for the Throttle and Mask. He awaits fields to slowly get to his feet. As he turns around he hits with the Throttle and Mask sending Fields down hard!

Stubbs: ITS OVER! That’s it!

Adams: WOW WHAT A MOVE! Did you hear the impact! Look like we got a winner

1...

2...

2 3/4.....Willy jumps in and breaks it up in the nick of time!

Supreme gets pissed and picks up Willy and hits his one of his signature moves the bouff breaker! Sending Willy out of the ring! Supreme than goes for the cover on Fields

1...

2..

2 3/4

KICK OUT!

Stubbs: WOW what a match! It is still going thanks to Rifle willy who is now on the outside after Supreme hit him with that devastating move

Adams: Yeah I mean look at the size of Willy compared to Supreme......I don’t know what else to say!

Supreme picks up Fields and whipped him into the corner as Supreme runs at him with a clothesline but Fields was able to get his foot up there blocking the clothesline and sending the boot right into Supreme faces. Supreme gets his sense back and out of no where charges at Fields who wasn’t ready and nails him with a hard clothesline sending him down in the turnbuckle. Supreme now lifts him up in the turnbuckle and puts him on the top ropes as Field is in a daze. He climbs to the 2nd rope and looks around at the crowd he points higher. He than goes to the top rope with Fields and is setting up for a superplex.

THE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET!

But as he was going to lift him up to hit the superplex Willy gets up from the outside just barely he climbs to the apron and holds the foot of Fields sending Supreme down to the mat hard as he hits his head with impact knocking him out! Willy than doesn’t have enough energy in him to get back into the ring just yet! Fields slowly gets off the turnbuckle and awaits Supreme to get to his feet. As Supreme slowly gets to his feet he gets met with THE BIG L! Fields goes for the pin!

1...

2...

Thre.....NO!

Fields get up and now signals for the Larry Driver. He picks up Supreme but Supreme brushes him back straight into the ref knocking the ref out!

Stubbs: This isent good we have ni one to call this match now

Adams: I don’t know but something is going to go down I have a feeling.

Supreme runs at Fields with a double clothesline but Fields ducked under it and hit the LARRY DRIVER! Fields going for the pin....

Crowd: 1...2...3.....1...2....3

Fields is going crazy but as fields gets up he gets met with a chair to the head! Willy knocks out Fields than throws the chair to the outside. Willy picks up Fields and brings him over to the turnbuckle and sits on the top rope as he has Fields head in a DDT position. He signals for The RifleWilly way! He HITS IT! HE JUST HIT THE RIFLEWILLY WAY!

Willy rolls him up into a pin..The ref slowly wakes up as he realizes the pin is happening

1...............


2.................



3.................

Sean Williams: Your winner Riflewilly.

After the bell rings Willy slides out of the ring as Supreme just realized what happened as he knows he got screwed out of this match! Supreme and Willy stare at each other as Willy is slowly walking up the entrance ramp backwards. Supreme points at him and says “YOUR MINE!”

Stubbs: Wow what a match what a ending! I must say Although Willy cheating to get the win he played it smart. He stayed on the outside for quite sometime when these Supreme and Fields were battling it out!

Adams: Yeah this is certainly not over between these men.


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Backstage Segment
:Strong words from a diva:
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Monica: Monica Mancuso here backstage with EWF Diva Shelly The Bod.

Shelly stands by with a huge smile on her face. She’s attired in a simple tight black halter dress from Trashy Lingerie. She wears big black Prada sunglasses to hide a shiner from her match earlier tonight. She accessorizes with some costume bracelets, a thin gold necklace and black flip flops. She’s pulling her bag behind her but stops and stands it up for the interview.

Monica: Congratulations on your victory tonight Shelly. It was certainly hard fought to say the least.

Shelly: Totally. Kristy is an amazing wrestler but tonight she wanted to brawl. I think I showed tonight that I can go either way.

Monica: Do you feel you sent a message to the other divas backstage with this performance?

Shelly: I think I did. I’m here to take on any one of them at any given time.

Monica: You know, last week you had a confrontation with Tiffany. Has there been any resolution to that yet or do you two have to be separated until you can work it out inside the ring.

Shelly: Look, I respect Tiffany as a wrestler. I was very impressed with her last week; that was up until she imposed on “MY TIME”. I don’t care what she thinks or what she has to say, but Rule #1 is that “You do NOT interrupt Shelly The Bod or I will stick my foot so far up your ass that you will need to open your mouth in order for me to get a pedicure.” You feel me?

Monica: Yes, I feel ya. Eloquently put may I add. Well thanks again Shelly and I can’t wait to see you in action once again.

Shelly: Thanks Monica


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Match #5
Single Match
-Non Title match-
Mr. Showtime© vs. Michael "Loon" Morbius
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Sean Williams enters the ring and holds the mic to his lips for announcements.

Stormy: Introducing first from Pittsburgh, PA!!! He weighs in at two-hundred and Seventy-eight pounds. He is the Loon!! Michael Morbius!!!!!!!

The arena goes black as the occasional flashes go off "Litas" By KottonMouth Kings begins to play as the audience raises thier lighter into the darkness he comes out of the crowd never from the same place twice. Jumping the baracade he slides under the ropes. And squats back in the corner or sits on the turnbuckles awaiting his opponent.

Stormy: And the challenger. He weighs in at two-hundred and forty pounds!!! He hails from Neath, Wales!!!! He is MR. SHOWTIME!!!!!

'Step Up' by Drowning Pool hits the PA system as Mr. Showtime comes to the ring, taunting the crowd the entire way.
Showtime rushes Loon with a falling clothesline as the ref calls for the bell...

DING! DING! DING!

Showtime gets to his feet and starts stomping on Loon as he tries to get back to his feet. Showtime runs and bounces off the ropes as Loon is almost to his feet and then hits him with a swinging neck breaker. Showtime gets to his feet and starts taunting the fans. Loon regains his composure and stands up. Showtime turns and sprints at him again and Loon is ready this time. Loon picks him up and delivers a spine buster to Showtime. Showtime coughs and rolls over onto his side. Loon laughs as he stand up and flexes his muscles and then signals that it’s over. Loon picks Showtime up and then picks him up into a powerbomb position.

Stubbs: I think it’s over Mike. This could end it all.

Adams: You know it John. This should be one hell of a finish.

At this point Showtime squirms his way off and regains his footing and then pushes Loon hard towards the ropes. As Lonn returns, Showtime hoists him up and delivers the Show Stealer!! The ref drops down for the count....

ONE....

TWO...

THREE!!!!

Sean Williams: And your WINNER!! MR. SHOWTIME!!!!

Showtime Raises his arms above his head and then starts to make his way to the back.

Stubbs: That was an awesome match Mike.

Adams: You bet your ass it was John. Well folks, we have plenty of more excitement planned for you on REVOLUTION!!!

The scene cuts to commercial break
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Match #6
Singles Match
-Non Title match-
Liam Alexander vs. Nick Shaw©
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Sean Williams: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Swansea, Wales, UK weighing in at 220 pounds…NICK SHAW!!!!

The arena's lights dim and 'I'm broken' hit's the P.A. the crowd all climb to their feet as Nick shaw walks out onto the stage, he looks out at the crowd and then raises the acknowledging arm as a blast of red, white and green comes out from each side of the stage. He makes his way down the ramp, Finally, he begins to take off towards the ring, that is until Liam Alexander saunters out from the back and nails him from behind across the back of the head with a clubbing blow!

Adams: Yes, the action’s started early!

Stubbs: Come on… This is ridiculous! We all know that Liam Alexander loves to make an impact, but he could have waited to fight in that ring.

Adams: Obviously he doesn’t feel the same way about things!

Liam scoops Shaw off of the ramp way and escorts him over to the crowd barrier. Alexander hits Shaw with a snake eyes off of the barrier, leaving Shaw in a heap. Liam actually cracks a quick grin before becoming serious once again. He begins to kick Shaw’s prone body towards the ring. Once Liam gets his man to ringside, he rolls Shaw in under the bottom rope. Liam then climbs the steel steps and steps into the ring. Sean leaves the ring as the referee calls for the bell, not knowing what else to do.

Stubbs: Please, I have a lot of faith, but as of right now, Liam is a shoe-in to win this match.

Adams: Of course he is…because Liam Alexander owns you.

As soon as the bell rings, Liam is right on his prey, showing no mercy. He immediately hits a brainbuster, and even though Shaw is clearly out, Liam doesn’t want the massacre to end. He hooks up Shaw for a belly to belly suplex, hits it, and then also completes a belly to back suplex. Liam roars out load, knowing full well that he has the match in hand. He turns around and hooks the left leg of Striker. ONE…TWO…THR-

Shaw somehow is able to kick his leg up and out, most likely on pure instinct. However Liam doesn’t even give a chance for this “meal” to begin standing up. He looks down at Shaw for two seconds before picking up Shaw and locking him in a massive bear hug. Shaw’s eyes open but quickly roll back into his head. The referee goes to see if Shaw has any life left in him, but Liam moves away from the referee, STILL not wanting for the punishment to come to and end.

Stubbs: Just ring the damn bell already ref! This is sickening!

Adams: Yet it’s so beautiful John. It brings tears to my eyes…many of them.
The referee tries to reach for Shaw’s arm again, but Liam again gets it out of reach. Liam points to the referee, warning him to stay away.

Adams: I guess he won’t share the food with anyone! Ha ha!

Liam really wrenches in the bear hug, as tight as humanely possible before he finally simply uses his hand to cap it around Nick Shaw’s throat. Everyone in the crowd shakes their head as they all know what’s coming. Liam quickly placed Nick Shaw on the top turnbuckle. Liam climbs the turnbuckle behind Nick. Liam grabs him, and sends him flying to the mat with the OTS!!! Liam stands up, turns around, and flies off the top rope with the Dublin Sky!!! Liam Alexander covers Nick Shaw. The Ref drops down,

ONE....

TWO....

THREE!!!!

Sean Williams: Your winner of the match…LIAM ALEXANDER!!!!

Stubbs: Well thats it! Liam once again proved to us he wants something around his waist

Adams: Yes I cer.......(Mikey Sparks Theme music hits the PA system)


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In-Ring Segment
:The Challenge:
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-the President of the EWF, Mikey Sparks, heads down to the ring. He grins down at Shaw before grabbing a mike-

Sparks - Congratulations on your loss, Mr. Shaw. But I'm afraid the news isn't going to get any better! Because big man, I got a surprise for you!

Stubbs - What the hell is this about?

Sparks - At Xtreme Collision in a tag team match, you are going to face a team never before seen in this business. You are going to face two men whom you blame for your current pathetic career. Live on Pay Per View, you and Michael "Loon" Morbius are going to face a team only dreamt of.

Adams - Who is he talking about!!

Sparks - For the first time ever, your opponents will be none other than the Revolution General Manager, Alexander Stryfe. And his tag team partner, one of the greatest of all time. That's right, ME! You stupid sonovabitch! I'm stepping back into the ring one more time, and I will teach you personally all about respect! You will face us in a match of our choosing with our stipulations. And I promise you if you don't show up, I wiill fire your ass on the spot! And I assure you, Mr. Shaw...At Xtreme Collision in that tag team, Sparks Will FLY!

Stubbs - HOLY HELL!!! SPARKS IS GETTING BACK IN THE RING!! SPARKS AND STRYFE AGAINST SHAW AND MORBIUS?? I DAMN SURE DON'T BELIEVE IT! HELL'S GONNA BREAK LOOSE AT XTREME COLLISION!


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Match #7
Falls count anywhere
-Linn's AWA Sacrifice & Hardcore Legends Titles vs. Deas' Ballistic Title-
Bryan Deas vs Adam Linn
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Stubbs - The main event is finally here!

Adams - Yeah, three worthless titles up for grabs! One created title versus two dead federation titles!

Sean - This is your main event of the evening!! This match is for the AWA Hardcore Legends title, the AWA Sacrifice title, and the Ballistic Title!!! This match is Falls Count Anywhere!

-"Burn In My Light" begins playing over the loudspeakers as the fans get to their feet! The arena goes dark!-

Sean - On his way to the ring, weighing in at 280 lbs. and hailing from Hollywood, CA!! This is "BALLISTIC" BRYAN DEAS!!!

-the fans are looking at the entrance, as the lights come up but no Deas in sight-

Adams - Look, he decided not to even show up! Smarter than I thought he was!

Stubbs - Wait, I'm getting word from the back! You're kidding!! Get a camera back there!

-one of the ringside cameramen rush past the curtain towards the backstage area where they find Adam Linn pounding Deas' head with huge left and right hand shots!-
Adams - Hey, they forgot to wait for the bell...or the entrances!

Stubbs - It's starting already!!

-both men are fighting near the catering area! Linn scoops up Deas, and sends him head first into a dining cart! Food spills everywhere, as the big monster stalks him down! Deas begins to get up, but Linn knocks him back down with a kneelift right to the face!-

Adams - This is insane! These two are tearing up our catering area!

Stubbs - I hope they don't touch the shrimp, I was going to eat that after the show was over.

-Linn hovers over Deas, staring down at him. He reaches down to grab him, but Deas takes a pan that had cookies on it and crowns Linn across the face, staggering the big man! Deas begins to get up, shaking the cobwebs loose and nails a running clothesline, sending Linn over one of the tables to the floor on the other side. A referee finally shows up, as Deas puts a foot on his chest for a pinfall. The referee doesn't even get down for a one count before Linn pushes his foot off. Deas scoops him up by the head, and rams him face first into the concrete wall!-

Adams - Holy hell, Linn must be seeing double right now!

-Deas shakes his head as if disappointed, leaving the catering area. Linn gets his wits about him, and gets up. The big man looks around, not finding Deas and heading out of catering-

Linn - DEAS!! GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE, YOU SONOVABITCH!!

Adams - If Deas is smart, he's already left the arena.

-Linn continues the search for Deas, heading out into the parking lot of the arena. No Deas in sight as Linn screams out for him again. Still no sign as Linn continues into the parking lot further, as behind him a truck's headlights come on and the truck barrels towards him at top speed!-

Stubbs - Oh my God! He's trying to run him over! He's trying to end the man's career and his life in one move!!

Adams - I think that's the ring announcer's truck!

-Linn spins around, and dives to one side as the truck barrels into one of the other parked cars, causing the alarm to go off as Deas hops out. Linn charges him, and spears him to the ground!-

Linn - YOU WANNA RUN ME DOWN, YA pu**y? IS THAT RIGHT!

-Linn pulls Deas up by the head, and slams his skull into open truck door Deas had just used. Deas slumps to the ground as Linn shakes his head-

Linn - Ohh, it ain't over, bitch! IT AIN'T OVER BY A LONG SHOT!

Adams - I think Linn does better play by play than you, Stubbs.

Stubbs - Shut up!

-the wailing car alarm is cut off when Linn rips out of the car, and uses the wires to wrap around Deas' throat! He begins choking the big man, banging Deas' head against the frame of the truck! Linn finally releases the choke, and picks Deas up again. He scoops the big man onto one shoulder, and runs towards another parked car!-

Stubbs - He's going to powerslam him on that convertible!

-Deas pushes off of him, and lands behind him! Linn stops, and turns around only to be met with a big right hand uppercut that rocks the big man backwards! As Linn staggers back, Deas lands a big boot right to the face, sending Linn onto the hood of the car. Deas climbs up on the hood with him, and pulls him to his feet! A big grin on the monster's face as he drives Linn's head into the windshield! Deas rolls off the hood as the camera gets a close up view of Linn's face, which is all cut up and busted from the broken glass-

Adams - What a mess! That poor car!

Stubbs - Damn the car! That's a human being whose face was just demolished in that windshield! This is getting to be too much! It's all about respect, bragging rights!

-Deas laughs at his opponent as Linn pulls himself off the roof of the car. He gets to his feet, blood streaming down every part of his face as he stares at Deas. The Ballistic One lands a huge punch to Linn's face. No effect! Another huge right! No effect!-

Stubbs - Uh oh! I think Linn's had it! I think the Ghetto Prince is about to go medieval on the Ballistic Champion!

-Deas gets ready to throw another punch, as Linn kicks him in the gut and returns the favor with a huge DDT to the cement! Deas is busted wide open! Linn shakes his head, and scoops him up again! Another DDT to the pavement!! Deas is obviously out of it!-

Stubbs - I think Linn's got this if he wants it! I don't see Deas getting up after two hard DDTs onto the parking lot out there!

-Linn calls for the referee to come over, staring down at Deas. Linn reaches down, when a huge hand grabs his shoulder. Linn spins around and sees Abe Stryker glaring at him. The bloody Linn looks into the face of the German monster!-

Stubbs - OH MY GOD!! IT'S ABE STRYKER!!! WHAT THE HELL!!

Adams - We better get security out there..right now!

-Linn is bloody and battered, but Stryker is fresh! The Ghetto Prince throws a big right hand, which is blocked when Abe ducks it and catches Linn in a vicious spinebuster on the cement! Stryker grins down at the battered Linn, and walks off camera.-

Stubbs - Is that it? THAT'S ALL HE WANTS TO DO??

Adams - That's a stupid question!

-The camera sees Stryker head towards another parked car, opening the door and pouring some kind of fluid into the inside of it!-

Stubbs - What the hell is he doing??

-Abe returns to Linn, picking him up and throws him into the car. He rolls the window on one side down, and closes the door! Abe then retrieves a matchbook from his tights! A sick and sadistic grin on his face as he strikes a match-

Stubbs - HOLY SHIT!! THAT'S LIGHTER FLUID!!! HE'S GOING TO --NOOO! DON'T DO IT! FOR THE LOVE OF ----

-Stryker puts a brick on the gas pedal as he throws the lit match into the car! The interior of the car is in flames as it speeds up, and rams into the wall of a parking garage!-

Adams - We...This is....Somebody, get some damn EMTs out there right now!!

-the camera sees Stephanie come running out, screaming from the exit of the building as fire trucks are heard in the distance, sirens wailing as the referee looks on shocked! Abe eyes Stephanie with a lick of his lips as the referee races back into the building!-

Stubbs - ABE STRYKER SHOULD BE SUSPENDED FOR LIFE! THAT WAS DISGUSTING!!!

Adams - I...I......I hope he's okay.

Sean - Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has just informed he is stopping this match as Adam Linn cannot continue! The winner of this match and NEW AWA Sacrifice and Hardcore Legends Champion....BALLISTIC BRYAN DEAS!

Stubbs - DAMN IT! IF STRYFE DOESN'T DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS....
Adams - Deas is heading back inside, he doesn't want any part of the carnage that just unfolded before us. Congratulations on your win, Bryan. But Linn...

-The blaze in the car is bright as the camera focuses on Abe, the reflection of the flames in his eyes as he just laughs as Revolution goes off the air!-
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