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Victims... Aren't we all...; Paul Anderson and the revelation of Linn
Topic Started: Oct 31 2007, 03:15 PM (16 Views)
Egon
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The scene opens in a room behind a large table is seen Egon sitting in his gothic style throne. Files on the table are being opened and review and thrown back to the table. Egon smiles as Jack enters and yells

Jack: I GOT IT!

Egon: What do you have?

Jack: It!

Egon: And what is it...

Jack stops and looks dumbfounded. and then exits back out yelling

Jack: Nevermind... i lost it...

Jack comes running back in with a black folding chair...

Jack: I got it!

Egon: What is IT?

Jack: I got it on EBAY! The chair you used...

Egon: How is that gonna help us?

Jack: If they fell for it once they will again...

Egon: Oh my god...

Jack runs back out hollering

Jack: FOLDING CHAIRS FOR EVERYONE! THE PEOPLE DEMAND FOLDING CHAIRS!

Egon: That table hurt you buddy...

Jack runs back in stops suddenly...

Egon: Why the hell would you buy that...

Jack: Adam told me to...

And then he laughs hysterically and runs out of the room again.

Egon: YOU NEED FRICKIN HELP GUY! GET SERIOUS DAMN IT!

Jack comes back in and sets up the chair and sits in it and gets serious.

Egon: Now... Why didn't you buy the frickin table too?

Jack: It ummmm Wasn't IT... and it was like WAY expensive anyway... Plus it didn't catch my good side...

Egon: F*ck your good side... I paid for your GOOD side... you see this scar... paid to remove yours...

Jack: but that is why i wear a mask... Just like Adam...

Egon: Adam doesn't wear a mask...

Jack: NO, SCARS STUPID!

Egon: F*ck your mother...

Jack: Your mother too bitch..

Egon: Touche... Back to business.

Jack looks up on the screen and then sees a slide of 1 Shot Hitmen...

Jack: Oh the hitmen... Why are they on our... Ummmm... I didn't just see that...

Egon looks around and then looks at Jack

Egon: See what?

Jack: I just saw Adam on the balcony... Pressin ham against the window with a leg raise captain morgan style... and he was... (Whispered) Gyrating!

Egon: What is with your fuckin Delusions of Linn gyrating?

Jack: HE IS RIGHT THERE! LOOK LOOK THERE HE IS AGAIN!

Egon wheels around and again sees nothing...

Egon: DUDE! That frickin table REALLY hurt you!

Jack: Oh god... Why can't you see him... Oh wait... Probably because YOU KILLED HIM!

Egon: I didn't kill anybody... He ASKED me to release him... Ya Fag... Gyrating Linn... The F*ck is wrong with you...

Jack: HE IS RIGHT GOD DAMN THERE!

Egon There is NO ONE TH...

Egon looks over at the window and sees Linn

Egon: WHAT THE... HOW LONG HAS HE BEEN THERE?!?

Jack Smiles and Looks at Egon.

Jack: Who?

Egon: LINN HE'S RIGHT TH... OK WHAT THE HELL WHERE DID HE GO NOW!

Jack: Way to go... Ya Killed him AGAIN!

Egon: ENOUGH OF THE FUCKIN KILLING HIM SHIT! Okay Enough games... Let's just get to Brass Tacks...

Egon Looks over at the window again... Just to be sure he isn't crazy.

Egon to himself: Need to stay dead or come back god damn it...

Jack: What?

Egon: Nothing... First team... One Shot Hitmen!

Egon hits a Button and brings up a slide of the current tag champs.

Jack: One Shot... Yeah it took more than that for us now didn't it...

Egon: Hell i counted Four!

Jack: These guys need to be afraid... In fact I see us in a fourway title match! Tables... Ladders and... Chairs... CHAIRS CHAIRS CHAAAAAAAIIIIIIRRRRS!

Egon: Four teams... Wait a minute... That would mean Damage Inc... One shot Hitmen... and ummm... us and... Ummm who else is there?

Jack: Well lets se there is um....

Egon: Let me tell you who is left... He was right outside our freaking Window! Do we really wanna play with a GHOST right now?

Jack: Oh... F*ck... That!

Egon: Kinda what I thought...

Egon and Jack review the thoughts they just had and then review the rest of the folders... Stryker is then put on the screen and Jack gets up and throws the chair.

Jack: F*ck THAT PIECE OF SHIT! F*ck HIM F*ck HIM F*ck HIM! Son of a BITCH!

Egon: Chill out... Yes he mangled Adam but you need to keep your head about you...

Jack: I know i knopw No shotguns to the Knees... we don't me back in jail... Bastard...

Egon: Linn ain't actual family yet... But soon enough...

Jack: He is family to me... And for that reason I am gonna freakin KILL Stryker!

Egon: Let's just see what Linn does... Calm down a bit man... just see...

Jack: He is a GHOST... Freakin WORM FOOD! His LifeForce is Smeared in Shit you get what I am sayin?!?

The window in the Study Smashes Scaring Both Egon and Jack. Jack dives behind Egon and Egon swallows hard and then looks at the window as Linn steps through the window...

Linn: Who is Worm's food? Certainly not ME, JACK!

Jack Faints and Egon swallows hard again...

Egon: I thought you were dead...

Linn: Let me tell ya I was dead... But I figured F*ck that... It sucked bein Dead... So now I am BACK!

Egon: Hey Linn, I have to ask you this... What do you think of Paul Anderson?

Linn: WHO?

Egon: Well i have a match... Ah F*ck him... I'll handle it... You got Deas? is that right?

Linn chuckles...

Linn: Oh yes... And for the Gods among Men... Where are your Gods NOW!

The scene ends with Linn staring into the camera his right eye solid white as if Dead...
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