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Wise man so if you piss in the wind your feet get; Another episode and Paul
Topic Started: Nov 1 2007, 03:38 AM (17 Views)
Egon
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[size=7]A breeze becomes a storm[/size]

As the scene opens we see The Iron King Egon Jameson sitting on his gothic throne as many servants set and grab paper work sitting on his desk. A TV is airing the promo that one Paul Anderson has tried to aim his way. As the spot comes to the end the phone rings....

Egon- Yea?.....just got done watching it.....ok, yea go ahead and fax it on over...No its completelly incoherent and quite infantile.....I guess he's suppose to be some kinda tax collecter or something.....No, it's alright go ahead and find out what its gonna cost....Sure call me later with the details,bye.

Egon hangs up the phone and grabs a stack of folders from the desk and begains to leaf through them. The camera pans in closer we see that the file is titled Damage Inc. He leafs through it for a minute or two then throws it to the side and thens sits back lost in his thoughts.In the distance we hear loud crashing and cursing as staff goes flying as they try to get out the way of a very Jack storms into the room.

Jack- Alright...get that incompatent head of security in her right NOW...

Egon- What is it now?!? You've been acting wierd ever since we found out that Adam really has come back from the grave.

Jack- Good thing we didn't have a burial for him ...uhhh...otherwise he'd a been pissed having to dig himself out..But seriously we've been robbed again get that guy in hear I'm about to take out some frustation..

Egon- Will you calm down, WHAT...was stolen?!?

Jack- SOMEBODY..I'm not gonna say who stole my IT!!

Egon- Ohhh Your IT!

Jack- Yes I bought it so IT...with my money so there for IT is MIIINNNNEE...I thought you knew finaces...your the older one do i need to look at the books or is old age setting in?? I could always double check and proof read for ya if you need the help being old and all..

Egon- All right Jack do you really wanna be The King....I could always Crown you and when you wake up you'll be in charge for the day...I may be old I may be slow but I'm The King and your still just a Prince.

Jack- Just remember Old man some kingdoms don't have kings..but they do have princes! Just look at England...And just remember like most lands ruled by kings, Or the Eagles, You too can be found on a long lonely highway! Wheres my 'IT' EGON?!? Sumone better be coughing 'IT' up?!?

Egon-Thats o.k. and like England, Jack, The King got you out of prison. The same King that is gonna take a page out of Emminems book and tell you to get the hell in the trunk!! Cause your PUNK A$$ has made us late!!! I just got a lead on J.D.'s where abouts!!!! Dumbass!! I will take a look into the where abouts of your precious 'IT'!!!

Jack-Really Egon?!? SWEET!!! I dont know if I could have really yelled at Jim. Thanks alot Egon!! So what about this IRS knock-off you are facing?!? Did you see his last promo?!? He is in soooooooo much Deep Sh*t because he is underestimating you like that!! Its gonna be so much fun to watch!! Hey do you think they will let me be in your corner ?

Egon- Dude that table really did something to you. I think maybe you need to see a shrink. Note to self look into shrinks for Jack!!!.....Now let's be serious with your track record of committing attrosities... your so quick to jump.. blaming me for the so call Murder of Adam...Who's the real murder here....So no no ring for you!...Second as for this so called PMS man..ummm I'mean thia account guy ...he's right about ONE thing.

Jack- What that he is going stalkerish like a deranged postal worker? Oh wait he does work the government!! Wow why is it you get to be in the Retard olympics and I cant even be at ringside to watch?!? I like watching you beat the postal offical err government worker err Hey I got it he wants your money cause he cant make his own legally!!!

Egon- No smarta$$ that I don't have a lot of in ring experience HERE... but what he going to learn is that what you don't know can kill you.... He's listening to the wrong weatherman and you gotta love a job where you have to guess the whimsy of an insubstantial entity..Paul Anderson is going to learn one thing....This is not a Democracy It's a Monarchy And I'm The King... The only person that pays is my opponent because my currancy is PAIN..So Paul Anderson will learn to Feel the Pain.

Jack- Like the Pain

Egon and Jack- Love the Pain!!!

Both men laugh and as Egon walks up to Jack and steers him towards the door. And Egon pulls out tapes with Pauls name on them.

Egon- Well lets get to IT.

Jack- Get to what?

The scene fades as Egon and Jack laughing as they walk out of the office discussing how they plan on getting some more background on Paul Anderson.....

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